<!--QuoteBegin-Forlorn+Sep 27 2004, 09:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Forlorn @ Sep 27 2004, 09:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Cloud`King: "Mosis is a senile gorge" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Lol remember the time I was on the building hive as gorge, during this iRiot scrim, and I peaked out from the top and spit 2 shotgunners to death, we must have died laughing.
*me joins marines after not getting a spot in the alien team and spectates for a while* Me: Ummm... guys *silence* Me: GUYS! Nubcaek1: What? Me: We don´t have any IPs! Nubcaek2: What are you talking about? *gets killed by skulk* Nubcaek2: Why can´t I respawn? Nubcaek1: OMG what kind of stupid map is that? Nubcaek3: WTH where is everybody? *Nubcaek1 gets killed by skulk* *Nubcaek3 gets killed by skulk* *Nubcaek4 gets killed by skulk* *Aliens win*
HOW COME I CANT COMMAND?! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
It is allways sad when someone says at 00:03 when no ones cooming: OMG NUBCAEK COMM EJECT!!!11eleven <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
PONCE FOR THE WIN! YOU'RE A HAT <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
let me tell you something what happened today to me again.
Marines are rushing the Hive with HA+HMG
*comm spawns a pg* *building it up* *Kharaa attacking* X (over mike) : Weld me plz Me (over mike): kay *welding*
Now I covered my guys and killed 2 fades (who attacked me cuz I was standing in their way as they tried to reach the pg) I said "Weld me plz" ...nothing happened. 2mins after some skulks rushed my position Me: WELD ME !!! Now I only got 2health and 3 armor. Me: SOME ONE WELD ME PLZ!!!
X killed himself with phasegate Y : WELD ME! Me: over here body! *welding him* Me: Weld me! Y : sorry got no welder *going away* Me: Wait take my one *dropping welder* Y is still goin' away Me: hey dude??? Me: commander drop me a medpack plz!
*fffftt ffftt* Z killed [-R-]Lt.Realness with parasite
TheAdjHe demanded a cool forum title of some type.Join Date: 2004-05-03Member: 28436Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
"gimme guns" ...silence "defense please" (probably meant turrets) ...silence "give me flying thing" ...silence "nub comm eject"
***I get ejected from the cc by 5-8 completely new players because I don't drop them stuff the first 15 seconds of a pub game while I try to listen for the hive and get base structures going
Other team reacts to seeing me at the top of the scoreboard at this point:
"**** adj is comming, gg" "no I got ejected" "rofl gg newbies" We go on to be horribly destroyed because the commander had obviously played ns for about 20 minutes, and had no clue what to do.
Good ol Faskalia comms his team 3 times in a row to a glorious victory. Then suddenly many ppl left the server and new ones joined. Faskalia joins aliens during the 4th round. 5th round starts: I jump into the chair, place an IP and a armory meanwhile my team decides to split up and run away from MS like maniacs. (I ordered some back to MS, but they did not listen) So i jump out of the chair to build the IP. As the IP is halfway done 3 of my 7 rines are dead, killed by rushing skulks. I keep building then IP when I suddenly i hear the skulks coming for me.
I took 2 down with the LMG as well as one with the knife (my pistol shots seemed to have missed). A second later i am dead. (skulked from behind)
The round ended after the remaining 4 rines died to the alien team.
COMM: Leave the sens there so there stuck with it ME: It doesn't make a diff, I start knifing it many join me SC*: DON'T KILL IT OR THEY'LL GET DCs ME: No they cant the already have sens.. SC*: LOL, If you kill it they wont have sens so they can get dcs ME: They have allready put 1 up they can't change SC*: ROFL noobs are funny
10 mins later after uncovering biodome as the hive
<!--QuoteBegin-Sawhat+Oct 4 2004, 12:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sawhat @ Oct 4 2004, 12:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is oh so too common:
marine1: comm, half of us are dead. BACON!!! marine2: BACON BACON BACON
or
alien: don't attack their obs, I want them to bacon
or
alien: KILL THE BACON MACHINE
I think I need to bind a key that says "BEACON, not BACON" or "I'll take a sideorder of eggs" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Canadian Bacon? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
No don't correct the mistake, it's quite funny. Always makes me hungry tho...
<!--QuoteBegin-Sawhat+Oct 4 2004, 01:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sawhat @ Oct 4 2004, 01:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is oh so too common:
marine1: comm, half of us are dead. BACON!!! marine2: BACON BACON BACON
or
alien: don't attack their obs, I want them to bacon
or
alien: KILL THE BACON MACHINE
I think I need to bind a key that says "BEACON, not BACON" or "I'll take a sideorder of eggs" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> SAUSAGE! CMON COMMANDER WERE ALL DEAD SAUSAGE ASAP!
edit - from a cb-oc match <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> lol what is this <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> He probably can't even remember himself, why place a small image with text anyway, annoying..
edit - from a cb-oc match <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> What does that say? It's too small to read... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> someguy: dropped the soap bar in the toilet someguy: it floats someguy: wont flush someguy: help
New NS player: OMG you saw me thru teh wall [RADIO-EDIT] H4xor!! SM5: ... umm its called motion tracking New NS player: so you admit you are using a hack?!?!!?!?
It would be one thing if I was pwnzoring n00bs or whatever, but I was just playing an average game of NS. But that is ghetto none the less, but hackusations are just part of halflife games...
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Lol remember the time I was on the building hive as gorge, during this iRiot scrim, and I peaked out from the top and spit 2 shotgunners to death, we must have died laughing.
WE LOSE FTW!!!
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True story <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
*me joins marines after not getting a spot in the alien team and spectates for a while*
Me: Ummm... guys
*silence*
Me: GUYS!
Nubcaek1: What?
Me: We don´t have any IPs!
Nubcaek2: What are you talking about?
*gets killed by skulk*
Nubcaek2: Why can´t I respawn?
Nubcaek1: OMG what kind of stupid map is that?
Nubcaek3: WTH where is everybody?
*Nubcaek1 gets killed by skulk*
*Nubcaek3 gets killed by skulk*
*Nubcaek4 gets killed by skulk*
*Aliens win*
Repeat 3 times...
*in combat*
HOW COME I CANT COMMAND?! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
It is allways sad when someone says at 00:03 when no ones cooming: OMG NUBCAEK COMM EJECT!!!11eleven <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO SHOOT?
PONCE FOR THE WIN! YOU'RE A HAT <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
EDIT:
100 post topic. Woo!
Marines are rushing the Hive with HA+HMG
*comm spawns a pg*
*building it up*
*Kharaa attacking*
X (over mike) : Weld me plz
Me (over mike): kay *welding*
Now I covered my guys and killed 2 fades (who attacked me cuz I was standing in their way as they tried to reach the pg) I said "Weld me plz"
...nothing happened. 2mins after some skulks rushed my position Me: WELD ME !!!
Now I only got 2health and 3 armor. Me: SOME ONE WELD ME PLZ!!!
X killed himself with phasegate
Y : WELD ME!
Me: over here body! *welding him*
Me: Weld me!
Y : sorry got no welder *going away*
Me: Wait take my one *dropping welder*
Y is still goin' away
Me: hey dude???
Me: commander drop me a medpack plz!
*fffftt ffftt*
Z killed [-R-]Lt.Realness with parasite
Me: Thats called catpacks.
...silence
"defense please" (probably meant turrets)
...silence
"give me flying thing"
...silence
"nub comm eject"
***I get ejected from the cc by 5-8 completely new players because I don't drop them stuff the first 15 seconds of a pub game while I try to listen for the hive and get base structures going
Other team reacts to seeing me at the top of the scoreboard at this point:
"**** adj is comming, gg"
"no I got ejected"
"rofl gg newbies"
We go on to be horribly destroyed because the commander had obviously played ns for about 20 minutes, and had no clue what to do.
Then suddenly many ppl left the server and new ones joined. Faskalia joins aliens during the 4th round.
5th round starts: I jump into the chair, place an IP and a armory meanwhile my team decides to split up and run away from MS like maniacs. (I ordered some back to MS, but they did not listen)
So i jump out of the chair to build the IP.
As the IP is halfway done 3 of my 7 rines are dead, killed by rushing skulks.
I keep building then IP when I suddenly i hear the skulks coming for me.
I took 2 down with the LMG as well as one with the knife (my pistol shots seemed to have missed). A second later i am dead. (skulked from behind)
The round ended after the remaining 4 rines died to the alien team.
And what do i read?
"OMG YOU SUX N00B COMM"
arf.........Mr. Worf prepare a torpedo.
"no obs"
"is that noobs or no obs?"
COMM: Leave the sens there so there stuck with it
ME: It doesn't make a diff, I start knifing it many join me
SC*: DON'T KILL IT OR THEY'LL GET DCs
ME: No they cant the already have sens..
SC*: LOL, If you kill it they wont have sens so they can get dcs
ME: They have allready put 1 up they can't change
SC*: ROFL noobs are funny
10 mins later after uncovering biodome as the hive
SC*: You got lucky Mini..
{note: he called me a noob}
*some clanner
edit - from a clanbase - open cup match i specced
marine1: comm, half of us are dead. BACON!!!
marine2: BACON BACON BACON
or
alien: don't attack their obs, I want them to bacon
or
alien: KILL THE BACON MACHINE
I think I need to bind a key that says "BEACON, not BACON" or "I'll take a sideorder of eggs"
edit - from a cb-oc match <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
What does that say? It's too small to read...
marine1: comm, half of us are dead. BACON!!!
marine2: BACON BACON BACON
or
alien: don't attack their obs, I want them to bacon
or
alien: KILL THE BACON MACHINE
I think I need to bind a key that says "BEACON, not BACON" or "I'll take a sideorder of eggs" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Canadian Bacon? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
No don't correct the mistake, it's quite funny. Always makes me hungry tho...
marine1: comm, half of us are dead. BACON!!!
marine2: BACON BACON BACON
or
alien: don't attack their obs, I want them to bacon
or
alien: KILL THE BACON MACHINE
I think I need to bind a key that says "BEACON, not BACON" or "I'll take a sideorder of eggs" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
SAUSAGE! CMON COMMANDER WERE ALL DEAD SAUSAGE ASAP!
edit - from a cb-oc match <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
lol what is this
edit - from a cb-oc match <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
lol what is this <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
He probably can't even remember himself, why place a small image with text anyway, annoying..
edit - from a cb-oc match <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
What does that say? It's too small to read... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
someguy: dropped the soap bar in the toilet
someguy: it floats
someguy: wont flush
someguy: help
btw, why cant you people read it? /me confused
Because the text is three pixels high. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Would this be for the map co_ratrace? (or something like that)
Because the text is three pixels high. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
LoL! Yea.
Actually.. how could you read it?
someguy: it floats
someguy: wont flush
someguy: help <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
roffles
now if only the delivery wasn't fuxed to hell....
SM5: ... umm its called motion tracking
New NS player: so you admit you are using a hack?!?!!?!?
It would be one thing if I was pwnzoring n00bs or whatever, but I was just playing an average game of NS. But that is ghetto none the less, but hackusations are just part of halflife games...
$.02
SM5