Well this happened to be a convo in-game with my Dutch buddy about the HL2 RC.
<i>Dutch Buddy:</i> So what is this RC? <i>PogoP:</i> It's just the final version of HL2 that Valve have made. <i>Dutch Buddy:</i> Oh I thought it was a person they send to Vivendi, a candidate. <i>Other dude:</i> <b>yeah, Valve sends a candidate to vivendi and if they like him, they burn him on cd.</b>
<!--QuoteBegin-BloodBall+Sep 12 2004, 04:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BloodBall @ Sep 12 2004, 04:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I dont get why theres a swear filter on the game forum to a game that is rated mature, in theory meaning everyone here should be older then 18. So it should be a risk of the 9 year old kiddies whose mommies baught them HL to see those mind warping swear words. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> The filter isn't in place to keep young users from being exposed to harsh language (experience shows that it's usually the young users exposing the boards to harsh language, anyway), but to obstruct flames (yes, you can still flame people, but the impulse is often enough curbed when you're actually forced to think about your attacks), to keep the level of the vocabulary in here on a certain level, and simply to make the moderation staff's life easier by automatedly catching minor offenses.
If you or someone else has points in response to this, please put them into PM. I don't want to derail this thread any further.
<!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Sep 13 2004, 01:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Sep 13 2004, 01:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> With no swear filters many members here would use the words much more often than they do <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Proven @ my server
but after a while it goes away, especially if there's a chick in the server :-)
~edit~ hmm funny quotes...
I like the one that's in someone's signature which says: "give me a shirtgun cummander and I'll kill that big **** hanging from the ceiling."
The one about dropping to CC's so "we can both comm" is quite funny indeed and has happened before with me.
I don't have a really good quote at the moment but I'll get one and bring it to share here when I get the time, k?
*in caboose voice*"ok, the plan now is to jump in and kill the gorge and onos" IBT jumps in marine start and notices 2 unbuilt offence chambers to his left, and there the gorge, right there, building a movment chamber. IBT jumps down lmg blazing bullets everywhere and 20 bullets go into the gorge, and it redempt as IBT jumped down, the redemption seems to have caught the weak onos attention. IBT starts fireing off the last 30 bullets of the clip into the onos, he landed on the ground as the onos was walking toward him, IBT takes one step back and starts to re- *CHOMP*
"WONderful, such a sucess! i am in the onos tummy and mr gorge redempt..."
later that game
"yeah, wield that door open" [identityremoved] wields and finishes wielding "aak whered the bar go, why isnt the door opening?" "keep wielding, uh, theres a bomb there, it takes a long time" meanwhile at new base in cargo "ok, i almost got this IP up, nobody shoot the hive, go it? its a S-E-C-R-E-T." "aye, the ailens wont know at all" i replied as a skulk commited sucide right next to [identityremoved] "yep!" IBT continued "the ailens know its a secret, soo secret, they kill themselves upon lerning about it!" Back at the wield location "uuh... why is he welding" i asked [identityremoved] replied with "i gotta open the door so we can win" "but... isnt that a wield location for that vent up there, if i were you id turn around and keep your lmg out" [identityremoved] turns around and gets stomped and eaten.
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"lol i have blood running down my arm" "ignore the blood, keep playing ns" "ok" "my roommate is gonna freak out" "tell him a skulk bit you" "he'll understand"
It's probably bad practice to post a quote you made yourself, but it's already in someone else's sig.
In reference to someone talking in a foreign language over voice comm: Rushakra: Don't worry, I speak Korean. Rushakra: OMG ^_^ KEKEKE LAO ZERG RUSH? <3
the best and funniest stuff I've ever heard was when the TV Computergame Show "GIGA" made a quick review of NS! I hate those two guys who we're plain' it! They didn't grab any informations about the game..they just downloaded it and played it. Well they were in combat mode and this one stupid moderator went over to the CC and tryed to get in (he wanted to show the viewers the view of the commander). He pressed his "use" key and nothin' happened (just like every NS player would expect) Now there comes the ****! He trys it twice and then says "oh okay I it's occupied" I was just sitting in front of the TV and were screamin' and just said "Oh my god! I THINK I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!"
Now the show went on and he was at level 6 Captain and almost got +2 Points. He just showed how to handle the Popup menu and explained it and got attacked from the back and pushed one of the upgrades but got killed before the upgrade was done. While he was spectating and waiting to respawn he said "Uh damn I got killed huh but I took the upgrade!" (in this case every normal NS Player did actually see that he didn't).
then he respawned,walked around (you could still see the +2 points underneath the exp. display) and then said "ohh I'm sooo good! Now I can upgrade my weapon to a shotgun!" now he got +1 point left...he walked around again, aimed on some walls where actually one skulk leaped by (but he didn't kill the skulk) and then said "ohh now I'm that good to upgrade my weapon to a GL or HMG"
I was just sitting there - speechless and maybe in trance. I just banged my hands on my forehead and screamed "this is not true! NO NO! This cannot be real"
but he still kept on plain' and got killed by an onos and then said "oh yeah damn this is the most impressive alien in NS it's called ono (yes u read it correctly without "s") and then they acutally made the Fade to "Blade" omg -.-
I hate the show GIGA much more since then!!
-edit-
exactly one day after I read on the GIGA board many stupid topics like "Oh heard about a CounterStrike MOD called "Natural Selection" can anyone tell me where I can download it?"
"Yay there's a new CounterStrike MOD called "Natural Selection CounterStrike" coming up next. I never heard about it but can you help me?"
"HI I just downloaded NS and steam says that my client.dll isn't working. can anybody help me plz"
hopefully god spend 'em some brain...if not we've some big newbees more in our "poor" community <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
sure it is! but it's some kinda stupify so you can lough about it <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
"Nsplayer: Holy ****! A Pterodactyl just killed me with a fart!!"
"(team)Nsplayer: Whats primal scream do?" "(team)Alien 1: It makes the marines ears bleed, go kill that guy." Marine killed Nsplayer with Shotgun "(team)Alien 1: Oh no, they must have researched ear plugs!"
"Alien Player 1 over mic: How much damage does this white thing do!? Its been hitting this guy for like 2 minutes(stomping marine)." "Alien Player 2 over mic: They have like level 15 armor...it might take a while." "Alien Player 1 over mic: Ok." "Marine: .........."
<!--QuoteBegin-ShadowSlay+Sep 23 2004, 10:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ShadowSlay @ Sep 23 2004, 10:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Alien Player 1 over mic: How much damage does this white thing do!? Its been hitting this guy for like 2 minutes(stomping marine)." "Alien Player 2 over mic: They have like level 15 armor...it might take a while." "Alien Player 1 over mic: Ok." "Marine: .........." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I'd have to see that to believe it. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Next time theres a Nsplayer in a server you're in, tell him to stomp kill a marine. I bet you 50 bucks he'll do the same thing. The onos was like a 6 yr. old too so that helped.
I am reacting the same way just by reading his post, I can't imagine what I would have done, if I actually watched the show. Probably kicked the TV down the stairs, and then have TechTV buy me a new one, because their hosts are incompetent. I am already yelling at the TV at half of the **** the hosts of their shows wrongly report or describe/instruct.
And the CS mode, I think these people have smocked few grams too much crack. New CS mod NS, Morons, unless it says CS v.## IT IS NOT CS
here is a quote for you *Over voicecom - Nsplayer(1): hey I'm in the chair, how do i shoot the aliens
<!--QuoteBegin-Icejelly+Sep 11 2004, 05:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Icejelly @ Sep 11 2004, 05:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> COMMANDO DROP SOME SHIRTGUNS WE HAV LORKS ON TEH CLORF!!!!!
sorry i just had to say it. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Okay, One: Chances are you weren't on the server it was first said on.. I mean, its old. You might think you were, but you weren't.. Two: You can't even say who SAID that.. So why are you posting it..? Its ingame quotes.. not random NS sub culture.. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Its tired, its old and no one who brings it up as a quote even knows who they are quoting.. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
That giga post is just too nullfying and it makes you feel that you have spend god know how many years with some CSNS mod with ono...... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Galvatron+Sep 23 2004, 08:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Galvatron @ Sep 23 2004, 08:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> the post about the programme reviewing ns is the best by FAR!
wow, that would really annoy me to see that.. i feel sorry for you Lt.Realness, for having to sit through that ordeal! lol <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> thank you for your compassion <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> This sh** won't get outa my brain!! I think I need a medic <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-SLizer+Sep 24 2004, 05:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SLizer @ Sep 24 2004, 05:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->That giga post is just too nullfying and it makes you feel that you have spend god know how many years with some CSNS mod with ono...... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
What's the problem with giga reviewing ns? Sure they made some mistakes, ono - onos, blade - fade, but who cares. And as for ns being a cs mod: They probably had the cs retail, and got that wrong. I honestly don't see what's so hilarious about it. I think it's rather cool that the biggest computer/games tv show in germany would report on every single release of a new ns version. And no, their "screwups" aren't funny, anyone posting a qoute of someone saying blade instead of fade would get dissed ...
"Comm we need a Siege in our base plz" <-- I could scream about that every single time it happens <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif' /><!--endemo--> *g*
or those guys who're standing in front of the armory and screamin' for a medpack and ammo. (I'm not kidding, sometimes a commander spawns them medpacks and ammo while we're running out recources..)
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<i>Dutch Buddy:</i> So what is this RC?
<i>PogoP:</i> It's just the final version of HL2 that Valve have made.
<i>Dutch Buddy:</i> Oh I thought it was a person they send to Vivendi, a
candidate.
<i>Other dude:</i> <b>yeah, Valve sends a candidate to vivendi and if they like
him, they burn him on cd.</b>
The filter isn't in place to keep young users from being exposed to harsh language (experience shows that it's usually the young users exposing the boards to harsh language, anyway), but to obstruct flames (yes, you can still flame people, but the impulse is often enough curbed when you're actually forced to think about your attacks), to keep the level of the vocabulary in here on a certain level, and simply to make the moderation staff's life easier by automatedly catching minor offenses.
If you or someone else has points in response to this, please put them into PM. I don't want to derail this thread any further.
Comm: (over voicecomm) " 'I need a jetpack stat?!?' I didn't know you could say that."
Proven @ my server
but after a while it goes away, especially if there's a chick in the server :-)
~edit~ hmm funny quotes...
I like the one that's in someone's signature which says: "give me a shirtgun cummander and I'll kill that big **** hanging from the ceiling."
The one about dropping to CC's so "we can both comm" is quite funny indeed and has happened before with me.
I don't have a really good quote at the moment but I'll get one and bring it to share here when I get the time, k?
*in caboose voice*"ok, the plan now is to jump in and kill the gorge and onos"
IBT jumps in marine start and notices 2 unbuilt offence chambers to his left, and there the gorge, right there, building a movment chamber.
IBT jumps down lmg blazing bullets everywhere and 20 bullets go into the gorge, and it redempt as IBT jumped down, the redemption seems to have caught the weak onos attention.
IBT starts fireing off the last 30 bullets of the clip into the onos, he landed on the ground as the onos was walking toward him, IBT takes one step back and starts to re- *CHOMP*
"WONderful, such a sucess! i am in the onos tummy and mr gorge redempt..."
later that game
"yeah, wield that door open" [identityremoved] wields and finishes wielding "aak whered the bar go, why isnt the door opening?" "keep wielding, uh, theres a bomb there, it takes a long time"
meanwhile at new base in cargo
"ok, i almost got this IP up, nobody shoot the hive, go it? its a S-E-C-R-E-T." "aye, the ailens wont know at all" i replied as a skulk commited sucide right next to [identityremoved] "yep!" IBT continued "the ailens know its a secret, soo secret, they kill themselves upon lerning about it!"
Back at the wield location
"uuh... why is he welding" i asked [identityremoved] replied with "i gotta open the door so we can win" "but... isnt that a wield location for that vent up there, if i were you id turn around and keep your lmg out"
[identityremoved] turns around and gets stomped and eaten.
game over ailens win.
"ignore the blood, keep playing ns"
"ok"
"my roommate is gonna freak out"
"tell him a skulk bit you"
"he'll understand"
"Yes, whats up son"
"I am dead"
"Dont worry i will revive you"
There is also a pluggin where when every some one types "god" the auto-admin says "Yes?"
In reference to someone talking in a foreign language over voice comm:
Rushakra: Don't worry, I speak Korean.
Rushakra: OMG ^_^ KEKEKE LAO ZERG RUSH? <3
You forgot the "ja ja" that get's put after every 5th message. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<a href='http://koforum.e-games.com.my' target='_blank'>http://koforum.e-games.com.my</a>
i went lol at it and so i got it
I hate those two guys who we're plain' it! They didn't grab any informations about the game..they just downloaded it and played it.
Well they were in combat mode and this one stupid moderator went over to the CC and tryed to get in (he wanted to show the viewers the view of the commander). He pressed his "use" key and nothin' happened (just like every NS player would expect) Now there comes the ****! He trys it twice and then says "oh okay I it's occupied"
I was just sitting in front of the TV and were screamin' and just said "Oh my god! I THINK I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!"
Now the show went on and he was at level 6 Captain and almost got +2 Points. He just showed how to handle the Popup menu and explained it and got attacked from the back and pushed one of the upgrades but got killed before the upgrade was done. While he was spectating and waiting to respawn he said "Uh damn I got killed huh but I took the upgrade!" (in this case every normal NS Player did actually see that he didn't).
then he respawned,walked around (you could still see the +2 points underneath the exp. display) and then said "ohh I'm sooo good! Now I can upgrade my weapon to a shotgun!" now he got +1 point left...he walked around again, aimed on some walls where actually one skulk leaped by (but he didn't kill the skulk) and then said "ohh now I'm that good to upgrade my weapon to a GL or HMG"
I was just sitting there - speechless and maybe in trance. I just banged my hands on my forehead and screamed "this is not true! NO NO! This cannot be real"
but he still kept on plain' and got killed by an onos and then said "oh yeah damn this is the most impressive alien in NS it's called ono (yes u read it correctly without "s")
and then they acutally made the Fade to "Blade" omg -.-
I hate the show GIGA much more since then!!
-edit-
exactly one day after I read on the GIGA board many stupid topics like "Oh heard about a CounterStrike MOD called "Natural Selection" can anyone tell me where I can download it?"
"Yay there's a new CounterStrike MOD called "Natural Selection CounterStrike" coming up next. I never heard about it but can you help me?"
"HI I just downloaded NS and steam says that my client.dll isn't working. can anybody help me plz"
hopefully god spend 'em some brain...if not we've some big newbees more in our "poor" community <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
wow, that would really annoy me to see that.. i feel sorry for you Lt.Realness, for having to sit through that ordeal! lol
"(team)Nsplayer: Whats primal scream do?"
"(team)Alien 1: It makes the marines ears bleed, go kill that guy."
Marine killed Nsplayer with Shotgun
"(team)Alien 1: Oh no, they must have researched ear plugs!"
"Alien Player 1 over mic: How much damage does this white thing do!? Its been hitting this guy for like 2 minutes(stomping marine)."
"Alien Player 2 over mic: They have like level 15 armor...it might take a while."
"Alien Player 1 over mic: Ok."
"Marine: .........."
"Alien Player 2 over mic: They have like level 15 armor...it might take a while."
"Alien Player 1 over mic: Ok."
"Marine: .........." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'd have to see that to believe it. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Yes stupidity is!!!
I am reacting the same way just by reading his post, I can't imagine what I would have done, if I actually watched the show. Probably kicked the TV down the stairs, and then have TechTV buy me a new one, because their hosts are incompetent. I am already yelling at the TV at half of the **** the hosts of their shows wrongly report or describe/instruct.
And the CS mode, I think these people have smocked few grams too much crack. New CS mod NS, Morons, unless it says CS v.## IT IS NOT CS
here is a quote for you
*Over voicecom - Nsplayer(1): hey I'm in the chair, how do i shoot the aliens
sorry i just had to say it. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Okay, One: Chances are you weren't on the server it was first said on.. I mean, its old. You might think you were, but you weren't..
Two: You can't even say who SAID that.. So why are you posting it..?
Its ingame quotes.. not random NS sub culture.. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Its tired, its old and no one who brings it up as a quote even knows who they are quoting.. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
When he got it, he ran around yelling "YAY! I have a shotgun."
2 seconds later....
was killed by healspray.
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
wow, that would really annoy me to see that.. i feel sorry for you Lt.Realness, for having to sit through that ordeal! lol <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
thank you for your compassion <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
This sh** won't get outa my brain!! I think I need a medic <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
yap
Sad but true *singing*
"Drop turret factory!"
Cracks me up every time.
"Comm we need a Siege in our base plz" <-- I could scream about that every single time it happens <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif' /><!--endemo--> *g*
or those guys who're standing in front of the armory and screamin' for a medpack and ammo. (I'm not kidding, sometimes a commander spawns them medpacks and ammo while we're running out recources..)
"Need ammo"
"Need ammo"
"Need ammo"
"WTH GIVE ME AMMO COMM!"
*you die trying to knife a fade*
True story. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->