Funny In-game Quotes.

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  • mirrodinmirrodin Join Date: 2004-06-29 Member: 29621Members
    All your hive are belong to us.

    Or WFL funny things.

    Guy: Have you ever been mistaken for a man?
    Chick: No, Have you?
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  • Black_Hawk_VSBlack_Hawk_VS Join Date: 2003-03-13 Member: 14478Members, Constellation
    a#1Toadstool starts talking and is muted when the beeping for the round start is going

    Me: You are going to have to say that again, you got muted by the round start timer
    Miroku: I just recently noticed that it muted people when the count down was going
    a#1Toadstool: Are you sure it mutes you? I have heard Black Hawk talk through it before
    Ice Colt: BH can talk through anything
    Me: *******
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  • DrummerDrummer Join Date: 2004-02-18 Member: 26654Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-x5+Oct 4 2004, 04:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (x5 @ Oct 4 2004, 04:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Dragon_Mech+Oct 4 2004, 03:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Oct 4 2004, 03:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-drummerman109+Oct 4 2004, 02:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (drummerman109 @ Oct 4 2004, 02:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> btw, why cant you people read it?  /me confused <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because the text is three pixels high. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LoL! Yea.

    Actually.. how could you read it? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    hmm, weird, i think something in your settings is messed up cause the pic is 418x94 pixels, quite readable.
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    [NSA]Bob Vila:
    I just died in your spores tonight
    Must have been something you said

    [X-Fall] Blue Mary:
    I want the chewey CC center
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  • zariuszer0zariuszer0 Join Date: 2004-09-21 Member: 31848Members
    Silly Kharaa, RT's are for 'rines!
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  • SDJasonSDJason Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16841Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dragon_Mech+Oct 5 2004, 04:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Oct 5 2004, 04:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [NSA]Bob Vila:
    I just died in your spores tonight
    Must have been something you said

    [X-Fall] Blue Mary:
    I want the chewey CC center <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    In response to the chewy cc center


    How come no one has ever tried a freakin Hostess joke..


    "Hey, wheres the cream filling?"
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  • ModChaosControlModChaosControl HiveMind NS bot creator Join Date: 2004-03-31 Member: 27613Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-mirrodin+Oct 5 2004, 12:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (mirrodin @ Oct 5 2004, 12:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> All your hive are belong to us.

    Or WFL funny things.

    Guy: Have you ever been mistaken for a man?
    Chick: No, Have you? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    OMG! Aliens2 ripoff! Oh twentieth century fox?
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  • PseudoKnightPseudoKnight Join Date: 2002-06-18 Member: 791Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sawhat+Oct 4 2004, 05:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sawhat @ Oct 4 2004, 05:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is oh so too common:

    marine1: comm, half of us are dead. BACON!!!
    marine2: BACON BACON BACON

    or

    alien: don't attack their obs, I want them to bacon

    or

    alien: KILL THE BACON MACHINE


    I think I need to bind a key that says "BEACON, not BACON" or "I'll take a sideorder of eggs" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Noobs can't tell it's not bacon.
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  • TheThe Join Date: 2003-06-16 Member: 17417Members, Constellation
    True story.
    Veil, 6 vs 6 im in rine side, and see that:
    -2 Obs
    -2 Tfs
    -2 Armorys
    All in base, and i ask:

    Me: Why 2 Armorys in base??!!
    Comm: OMG! Need keep the perimeter of weapons
    Me: and 2 tfs?
    comm: More turrets in base= win

    All in the 4 min of game.

    Result-------> Marines die at 9 min

    My General question to the world.
    What mean keep the perimeter of weapons??
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    Perimeter of weapons most likely means he wants to be able to drop weapons in a larger area, so he built two armories. Why, I have no idea <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Al_KaholicAl_Kaholic Join Date: 2004-01-31 Member: 25821Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-5kyh16h91+Oct 5 2004, 08:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (5kyh16h91 @ Oct 5 2004, 08:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Perimeter of weapons most likely means he wants to be able to drop weapons in a larger area, so he built two armories. Why, I have no idea <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The infamous and legendary Shotgun beacon. Only a skilled few can achieve this.
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  • TheThe Join Date: 2003-06-16 Member: 17417Members, Constellation
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Al_Kaholic+Oct 6 2004, 02:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Al_Kaholic @ Oct 6 2004, 02:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-5kyh16h91+Oct 5 2004, 08:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (5kyh16h91 @ Oct 5 2004, 08:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Perimeter of weapons most likely means he wants to be able to drop weapons in a larger area, so he built two armories. Why, I have no idea   <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The infamous and legendary Shotgun beacon. Only a skilled few can achieve this.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I start to think that, because nobody in the rine side said anything about doubles building, maybe i was the only in the server that dont know the infamous and legendary secret ability <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    A question more : What is the impulse for the Shotgun beacon? haha <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • hawthornehawthorne Join Date: 2003-10-05 Member: 21460Members
    edited October 2004
    pain user: hawthorne you waste too much res on meds and ammo

    hawthorne: no i don't

    andrew: when i'm full on ammo and i see ammo on the ground, i just shoot my clip and then pick up the ammo so it doesn't go to waste

    pain user: you know that does nothing

    andrew: no, the ammo doesn't go to waste if i pick it up

    actually i think a good percentage of people on these forums won't see the problem with this.
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  • ThiefThief Ownage Join Date: 2003-08-09 Member: 19214Members, Constellation
    funniest thing I ever witnessed while playing NS, wish I got a demo of it

    it wasnt even that funny, but I guess I was in a laughing mood and it just cracked me the hell up

    Steve(NEW) runs up to the armory and blinks his flashlight a couple times. He then calls for a medpack, orders, and annouces that he is covering me. He then flips out and starts shooting the armory and screaming "HOW THE F*** DO YOU WORK THIS THING!?"

    HHAAH

    imagine seeing it ingame, you would think it was funny too <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CypherCypher Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14579Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-hawthorne+Oct 5 2004, 09:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (hawthorne @ Oct 5 2004, 09:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> pain user: hawthorne you waste too much res on meds and ammo

    hawthorne: no i don't

    andrew: when i'm full on ammo and i see ammo on the ground, i just shoot my clip and then pick up the ammo so it doesn't go to waste

    pain user: you know that does nothing

    andrew: no, the ammo doesn't go to waste if i pick it up

    actually i think a good percentage of people on these forums won't see the problem with this. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol... that's like the third time i've heard people make fun of andrew with that
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    marine over voice chat:

    Omg comm its that.. that.. wth... um big fat. ... space cow... whacha call it. omg thing with the tentacles. that eats things,, and stomps his foot omg i cant think.. bull thing. that bull thing.. yea um its coming. OMG its coming that thing!! its coming on the right side!! OMG bags of Crap!! the huge space dog on steroids is coming ahhhh omg hello! help! its that thing!! ahh. whats it called?

    me: You mean Onos?

    marine: yea yea that thing. Im in side it now can someon come get me?

    me: XD



    That one was funny and so is the quote in my sig. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    ooh another one


    A new NS player and I were trapped in a corner by 2 oni.


    NSPlayer over voice chat.

    "Davis shhhhhh If we dont move I dont think they can see us!... right?"

    Me: RUNNNNN!!!
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  • Kung_FoolKung_Fool Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4092Members
    Heh this reminds me of a similar situation.

    Me and a few other marines were making our way to Cargo on ns_tanith and slowly sneaked up to the entrance. One of them took the point, looked into the room and said over voicecomm:

    M1: Hmmmmm this looks like a cumulative, autonomous translocation.
    M2: What are you talking about?
    M1: RUN!!!

    At this point a horde of fades and oni stormed into the hallway. Needless to say we all got owned.

    Another one:

    <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo--> *devours someone*
    Nubcaek: Why is my screen red?
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Yeah...
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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Kung Fool+Oct 6 2004, 05:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Kung Fool @ Oct 6 2004, 05:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo--> *devours someone*
    Nubcaek: Why is my screen red?
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Yeah... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    oooh. Yeah that's pretty bad. lol.

    He's an example of: /me points to Cpl.Davis's signature quote
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  • a_civiliana_civilian Likes seeing numbers Join Date: 2003-01-08 Member: 12041Members, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead
    After several commanders were ejected...

    "guys we don't have time for comm elections right now"

    "comm elections! you know your comm is winning the war on uh.... terror-aliens!"
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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-a civilian+Oct 6 2004, 05:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (a civilian @ Oct 6 2004, 05:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "comm elections! you know your comm is winning the war on uh.... terror-aliens!" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think it's more that the humans are trying to exterminate the Kharaa from their own galaxy. Kharaa are fighting back.

    Analogy from our continium:
    TSA:Israel::Kharaa:Palastinians

    ~back on topic~

    m1: omg they aliens ahve banshees!
    m2 (voice): <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> You mean onos?
    m3 (voice): as long as we can have rocket launchers
    m1: comm drop rocket launchers
    comm: You idiot this isn't Halo!
    m1: duh
    m1: comm rocket launchers plz
    m2 (voice): just mute him
    m1: SUYF you cheat anyways noob
    m2 (voice): yeeeah me and my haxsoft riiight

    *roll eyes*
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  • Gecko_God_Of_DooomGecko_God_Of_Dooom Join Date: 2004-02-10 Member: 26353Members
    edited October 2004
    *Gecko Slaps noobie for 1337 damage.*
    noobie over voice comm. "How much damage does LEET do?"
    me: Im sorry, I refuse to engage in conversation with someone who doesn't know how much damage 1337 is...
    noobie: I dont understand
    me: My point exactly
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gecko God Of DOOOM+Oct 6 2004, 06:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gecko God Of DOOOM @ Oct 6 2004, 06:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> *Gecko Slaps noobie for 1337 damage.*
    noobie over voice comm. "How much damage does LEET do?"
    me: Im sorry, I refuse to engage in conversation with someone who doesn't know how much damage 1337 is...
    noobie: I dont understand
    me: My point exactly <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    you win the thread <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • AlkillerAlkiller Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28847Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-5kyh16h91+Oct 6 2004, 08:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (5kyh16h91 @ Oct 6 2004, 08:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Gecko God Of DOOOM+Oct 6 2004, 06:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gecko God Of DOOOM @ Oct 6 2004, 06:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> *Gecko Slaps noobie for 1337 damage.*
    noobie over voice comm. "How much damage does LEET do?"
    me: Im sorry, I refuse to engage in conversation with someone who doesn't know how much damage 1337 is...
    noobie: I dont understand
    me: My point exactly <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    you win the thread <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    he wins the internet
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  • Gecko_God_Of_DooomGecko_God_Of_Dooom Join Date: 2004-02-10 Member: 26353Members
    I think I have a new sig now. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/style_images/TSA_Skin-975/icon12.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • ModChaosControlModChaosControl HiveMind NS bot creator Join Date: 2004-03-31 Member: 27613Members
    He wins himself <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • FiggyFiggy Join Date: 2003-12-01 Member: 23818Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gecko God Of DOOOM+Oct 6 2004, 06:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gecko God Of DOOOM @ Oct 6 2004, 06:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> *Gecko Slaps noobie for 1337 damage.*
    noobie over voice comm. "How much damage does LEET do?"
    me: Im sorry, I refuse to engage in conversation with someone who doesn't know how much damage 1337 is...
    noobie: I dont understand
    me: My point exactly <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thats not very nice

    But it sure is funny as hell
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