Funny In-game Quotes.

ModChaosControlModChaosControl HiveMind NS bot creator Join Date: 2004-03-31 Member: 27613Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">What is your favorite.</div> Here's one that just happened (read red lines)
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  • keep_it_Gangstakeep_it_Gangsta Join Date: 2003-06-23 Member: 17632Members
    One I pinched from Brys forum

    (www.brywright.co.uk)

    <a href='http://www.brywright.co.uk/nsforum/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=244' target='_blank'>http://www.brywright.co.uk/nsforum/index.p...ype=post&id=244</a>
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  • ModChaosControlModChaosControl HiveMind NS bot creator Join Date: 2004-03-31 Member: 27613Members
    LOL, ato is gonna look at this <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ModChaosControlModChaosControl HiveMind NS bot creator Join Date: 2004-03-31 Member: 27613Members
    heres another one.
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  • ATOATO Join Date: 2004-09-11 Member: 31598Members
    edited October 2004
    heh.

    I had an account here ages ago... but it seems to have gone walkabout. Oh wells.

    Funny NS convo i've had for yonks <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <span style='color:red'>*IMAGE NUKED.* Images are still subject to the profanity rules of the forum. Feel free to repost this after making the neccessary words illegible. -Talesin</span>
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  • MavericMaveric Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1101Members
    edited September 2004
    I think it went like:

    "Maveric was killed by worldspawn"

    as a marine on ns_bast in the current version (beta 5)
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    [no screenshot... i dont think i even have a screen shot button bound... bleh]
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  • a_civiliana_civilian Likes seeing numbers Join Date: 2003-01-08 Member: 12041Members, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Coopster-FTW- killed MrFrustration with sporegunprojectile
    MrFrustration: OMG. Chemical warfare! I'm telling the UN!!!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • wallerwaller Join Date: 2004-04-28 Member: 28281Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    Commander, they have fades! We need turrents!!!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    Hm one from a while back I remember playing, can't remember names etc. but it was basically this:

    "Bite Me, ****"
    Name was killled by Bitegun
    "LOL"
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  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-a civilian+Sep 11 2004, 03:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (a civilian @ Sep 11 2004, 03:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Coopster-FTW- killed MrFrustration with sporegunprojectile
    MrFrustration: OMG. Chemical warfare! I'm telling the UN!!!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL

    Well, here's mine during a double-failed siege....this is the second siege attempt. Can't remember everyone's name so I'm just gonna put M1, M2, C, and Me in....maybe more Mn....

    Me : Comm, we need those sieges now
    M1 : COMM!! SIEGES!
    M2 : Hey I'm near Sewer, drop me a PG
    M4 : Ahh crap, lost my JP to a godamn Fade again....
    M2 : OMG WTH now who will cover me?!
    Me : COMM! SIEGES!
    M1 : <Repeat above with some swearing>
    {SKIP TO 15 MINUTE LATER}
    <b>C : Sorry, was away doing the dishes
    Me : WTH dishes?! Man we lost the game already =_____=</b>
    *C focuses to marine base*
    C : OMG WTH YOU CAN"T HOLD ALIENS BACK FOR LIKE 15 MINS?!
    C : You guys are worthless!!
    *C was kicked from the server*

    That was a wee bit back around like...the 2.0/2.1 days or something....
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  • IcejellyIcejelly Join Date: 2003-06-10 Member: 17176Members
    COMMANDO DROP SOME SHIRTGUNS WE HAV LORKS ON TEH CLORF!!!!!

    sorry i just had to say it. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • IBTIBT Join Date: 2003-10-22 Member: 21879Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Icejelly+Sep 11 2004, 07:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Icejelly @ Sep 11 2004, 07:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> COMMANDO DROP SOME SHIRTGUNS WE HAV LORKS ON TEH CLORF!!!! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    omg, have i taught you nothing! its CORNMANDOO!
    jeez some ppl.

    me: HAHA! lets see you focususing skulks chew through Heavy armour!
    me was killed by skulk1 with bitegun
    me was killed by skulk2 with bitegun
    me was killed by skulk3 with bitegun
    me was killed by skulk4 with bitegun
    me was killed by skulk3 with bitegun
    me was killed by skulk2 with bitegun
    me was killed by skulk1 with bitegun
    skulk4 was killed by me with HMG


    i got the hmg before the armour.... and it repeats

    hehe, oops :/
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  • G-ZeuZG-ZeuZ Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12744Members
    I like this one.
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  • keep_it_Gangstakeep_it_Gangsta Join Date: 2003-06-23 Member: 17632Members
    Drake: i have the bestest thery in da world
    Drake: in real like antalobe with get sick or injured move to the back of the herd and get eaten by lions thus speeding the herd up
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    Not NS related but I just love this quote:

    Planetside Galaxy Pilot: <i>If I say eject, and you say "what?" you'll be talking to yourself. </i>
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  • Fog_cartoonsFog_cartoons Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20658Members
    On ATO's post it says, NSPlayer killed self with divine wind...
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  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Fog_cartoons+Sep 11 2004, 10:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Fog_cartoons @ Sep 11 2004, 10:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> On ATO's post it says, NSPlayer killed self with divine wind... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    it is xenoside
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  • PromoCLPromoCL Join Date: 2004-03-31 Member: 27620Members
    commando, theres skalks in the base!!11
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  • DrummerDrummer Join Date: 2004-02-18 Member: 26654Members
    edited September 2004
    not to rain on your parade ATO, but you have some material in that picture that isnt allowed on this forum, so you might want to remove certain words before you get banned, since you're technically a new member
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  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-drummerman109+Sep 11 2004, 11:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (drummerman109 @ Sep 11 2004, 11:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> not to rain on your parade ATO, but you have some material in that picture that isnt allowed on this forum, so you might want to remove certain words before you get banned, since you're technically a new member <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Just blur the swear words on the picture and the mods won't care, its just that there is a swear filter on the forum for a reason, and it can't catch words in images obviously. If you don't fix it a mod will just remove the picture, but I wouldn't really worry about being banned (unless you repost it after it's removed, or act like a **** about it)
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  • ModChaosControlModChaosControl HiveMind NS bot creator Join Date: 2004-03-31 Member: 27613Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-IBT+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (IBT)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->


    me: HAHA! lets see you focususing skulks chew through Heavy armour!
    me was killed by skulk1 with bitegun
    me was killed by skulk2 with bitegun
    me was killed by skulk3 with bitegun
    me was killed by skulk4 with bitegun
    me was killed by skulk3 with bitegun
    me was killed by skulk2 with bitegun
    me was killed by skulk1 with bitegun
    skulk4 was killed by me with HMG


    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lolzor
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  • AlkillerAlkiller Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28847Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->y did you eject me i just dropped 2 comm chairs so we cud both comm<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • ModChaosControlModChaosControl HiveMind NS bot creator Join Date: 2004-03-31 Member: 27613Members
    lol
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  • BloodBallBloodBall Join Date: 2003-07-11 Member: 18098Members
    I dont get why theres a swear filter on the game forum to a game that is rated mature, in theory meaning everyone here should be older then 18. So it should be a risk of the 9 year old kiddies whose mommies baught them HL to see those mind warping swear words.
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  • MarineAnimalMarineAnimal Join Date: 2004-05-14 Member: 28676Members
    (trying out beta 5 on the first night)

    Me on voicecom: "Hey look! you can gestate on slanted surfaces and not get squashed anymore!"

    :jumps onto beam in hera/Archving hive and gestates: "splat"

    everyone else: LMAO! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • AlkillerAlkiller Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28847Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BloodBall+Sep 12 2004, 12:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BloodBall @ Sep 12 2004, 12:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I dont get why theres a swear filter on the game forum to a game that is rated mature, in theory meaning everyone here should be older then 18. So it should be a risk of the 9 year old kiddies whose mommies baught them HL to see those mind warping swear words. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Where is NS rated mature?
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  • ModChaosControlModChaosControl HiveMind NS bot creator Join Date: 2004-03-31 Member: 27613Members
    Since Half-Life is rated mature, therefore all mods are mature.


    In australia half-life is MA O.o
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  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    "How do I become the big rhino thing?"

    --Scythe--
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  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BloodBall+Sep 11 2004, 11:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BloodBall @ Sep 11 2004, 11:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I dont get why theres a swear filter on the game forum to a game that is rated mature, in theory meaning everyone here should be older then 18. So it should be a risk of the 9 year old kiddies whose mommies baught them HL to see those mind warping swear words. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Not nessicarily true. I would rather not be bombarded with harsh language anyways. With no swear filters many members here would use the words much more often than they do, effectivly reducing many of the posts to slangly drivel. I really prefer the swear filter the way it is, because this way no one is going to post to harshly for fear of looking like this "**** CS nubs, **** all **** ****. They should all **** **** ****"
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  • BlindFireBlindFire Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14986Members
    I have the best Ive seen in my signature.
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  • blackpiranhablackpiranha Germany Join Date: 2003-03-11 Member: 14375Members, Constellation
    "cornmander, need repairguns!"

    "freakin space cows"
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