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  • YumosisYumosis Join Date: 2003-01-12 Member: 12222Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin-Forlorn+Sep 27 2004, 09:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Forlorn @ Sep 27 2004, 09:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Cloud`King:  "Mosis is a senile gorge"
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Lol remember the time I was on the building hive as gorge, during this iRiot scrim, and I peaked out from the top and spit 2 shotgunners to death, we must have died laughing.
  • WinnieTheWhorWinnieTheWhor Join Date: 2004-09-04 Member: 31349Members
    C0RNMAND00 I NEED AMMO FOR MY NIFE!!!!

    WE LOSE FTW!!!

    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ThantosThantos Join Date: 2004-05-26 Member: 28940Members, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Diamond
    <img src='http://koti.mbnet.fi/thantos/Kuvia/hl%202004-09-28%2001-01-49-15.JPG' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    True story <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • raqualevangelraqualevangel Join Date: 2004-02-11 Member: 26435Members
    i played tfc yesterday and everyone kept saying they were gayer then everyone else. it was weird. true story.
  • Kung_FoolKung_Fool Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4092Members
    Come to think of it:

    *me joins marines after not getting a spot in the alien team and spectates for a while*
    Me: Ummm... guys
    *silence*
    Me: GUYS!
    Nubcaek1: What?
    Me: We don´t have any IPs!
    Nubcaek2: What are you talking about?
    *gets killed by skulk*
    Nubcaek2: Why can´t I respawn?
    Nubcaek1: OMG what kind of stupid map is that?
    Nubcaek3: WTH where is everybody?
    *Nubcaek1 gets killed by skulk*
    *Nubcaek3 gets killed by skulk*
    *Nubcaek4 gets killed by skulk*
    *Aliens win*

    Repeat 3 times...
  • p0larizep0larize Join Date: 2003-02-08 Member: 13282Members
    Im amazed no one said this yet..

    *in combat*

    HOW COME I CANT COMMAND?! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SLizerSLizer Join Date: 2003-11-07 Member: 22363Members, Constellation
    Polar that was indirectly in that giga rewiev.

    It is allways sad when someone says at 00:03 when no ones cooming: OMG NUBCAEK COMM EJECT!!!11eleven <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SentrySteveSentrySteve .txt Join Date: 2002-03-09 Member: 290Members, Constellation
    STAND STILL GUYS PSYCH' EM OUT

    WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO SHOOT?
  • Us3rUs3r Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 360Members
    I'm surprised no one has said this yet..

    PONCE FOR THE WIN! YOU'RE A HAT <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ModChaosControlModChaosControl HiveMind NS bot creator Join Date: 2004-03-31 Member: 27613Members
    edited October 2004
    LOL.


    EDIT:
    100 post topic. Woo!
  • Lt.RealnessLt.Realness Join Date: 2004-03-17 Member: 27379Members
    edited October 2004
    let me tell you something what happened today to me again.

    Marines are rushing the Hive with HA+HMG

    *comm spawns a pg*
    *building it up*
    *Kharaa attacking*
    X (over mike) : Weld me plz
    Me (over mike): kay *welding*

    Now I covered my guys and killed 2 fades (who attacked me cuz I was standing in their way as they tried to reach the pg) I said "Weld me plz"
    ...nothing happened. 2mins after some skulks rushed my position Me: WELD ME !!!
    Now I only got 2health and 3 armor. Me: SOME ONE WELD ME PLZ!!!

    X killed himself with phasegate
    Y : WELD ME!
    Me: over here body! *welding him*
    Me: Weld me!
    Y : sorry got no welder *going away*
    Me: Wait take my one *dropping welder*
    Y is still goin' away
    Me: hey dude???
    Me: commander drop me a medpack plz!

    *fffftt ffftt*
    Z killed [-R-]Lt.Realness with parasite
  • DC_DarklingDC_Darkling Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18068Members, Constellation, Squad Five Blue, Squad Five Silver
    n00b: OMG. that player >names< is cheating. HE shoots very fast and runs faster.
    Me: Thats called catpacks.
  • TheAdjTheAdj He demanded a cool forum title of some type. Join Date: 2004-05-03 Member: 28436Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    "gimme guns"
    ...silence
    "defense please" (probably meant turrets)
    ...silence
    "give me flying thing"
    ...silence
    "nub comm eject"

    ***I get ejected from the cc by 5-8 completely new players because I don't drop them stuff the first 15 seconds of a pub game while I try to listen for the hive and get base structures going

    Other team reacts to seeing me at the top of the scoreboard at this point:

    "**** adj is comming, gg"
    "no I got ejected"
    "rofl gg newbies"
    We go on to be horribly destroyed because the commander had obviously played ns for about 20 minutes, and had no clue what to do.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    Good ol Faskalia comms his team 3 times in a row to a glorious victory.
    Then suddenly many ppl left the server and new ones joined. Faskalia joins aliens during the 4th round.
    5th round starts: I jump into the chair, place an IP and a armory meanwhile my team decides to split up and run away from MS like maniacs. (I ordered some back to MS, but they did not listen)
    So i jump out of the chair to build the IP.
    As the IP is halfway done 3 of my 7 rines are dead, killed by rushing skulks.
    I keep building then IP when I suddenly i hear the skulks coming for me.

    I took 2 down with the LMG as well as one with the knife (my pistol shots seemed to have missed). A second later i am dead. (skulked from behind)

    The round ended after the remaining 4 rines died to the alien team.

    And what do i read?
    "OMG YOU SUX N00B COMM"

    arf.........Mr. Worf prepare a torpedo.
  • a_civiliana_civilian Likes seeing numbers Join Date: 2003-01-08 Member: 12041Members, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead
    "beacon?"
    "no obs"
    "is that noobs or no obs?"
  • minimanminiman Join Date: 2004-01-14 Member: 25304Members
    In the days of 3.0b2


    COMM: Leave the sens there so there stuck with it
    ME: It doesn't make a diff, I start knifing it many join me
    SC*: DON'T KILL IT OR THEY'LL GET DCs
    ME: No they cant the already have sens..
    SC*: LOL, If you kill it they wont have sens so they can get dcs
    ME: They have allready put 1 up they can't change
    SC*: ROFL noobs are funny

    10 mins later after uncovering biodome as the hive

    SC*: You got lucky Mini..

    {note: he called me a noob}

    *some clanner
  • pip1pip1 Join Date: 2004-09-06 Member: 31430Members
    edited October 2004
    <img src='http://fapomatic.com/6/quote.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    edit - from a clanbase - open cup match i specced
  • SawhatSawhat Join Date: 2004-09-14 Member: 31711Members
    This is oh so too common:

    marine1: comm, half of us are dead. BACON!!!
    marine2: BACON BACON BACON

    or

    alien: don't attack their obs, I want them to bacon

    or

    alien: KILL THE BACON MACHINE


    I think I need to bind a key that says "BEACON, not BACON" or "I'll take a sideorder of eggs"
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-pip|-+Oct 4 2004, 10:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pip|- @ Oct 4 2004, 10:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://fapomatic.com/6/quote.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    edit - from a cb-oc match <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What does that say? It's too small to read...
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sawhat+Oct 4 2004, 12:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sawhat @ Oct 4 2004, 12:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is oh so too common:

    marine1: comm, half of us are dead. BACON!!!
    marine2: BACON BACON BACON

    or

    alien: don't attack their obs, I want them to bacon

    or

    alien: KILL THE BACON MACHINE


    I think I need to bind a key that says "BEACON, not BACON" or "I'll take a sideorder of eggs" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Canadian Bacon? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    No don't correct the mistake, it's quite funny. Always makes me hungry tho...
  • AlkillerAlkiller Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28847Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sawhat+Oct 4 2004, 01:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sawhat @ Oct 4 2004, 01:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is oh so too common:

    marine1: comm, half of us are dead. BACON!!!
    marine2: BACON BACON BACON

    or

    alien: don't attack their obs, I want them to bacon

    or

    alien: KILL THE BACON MACHINE


    I think I need to bind a key that says "BEACON, not BACON" or "I'll take a sideorder of eggs" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    SAUSAGE! CMON COMMANDER WERE ALL DEAD SAUSAGE ASAP!
  • ForlornForlorn Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin-pip|-+Oct 4 2004, 11:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pip|- @ Oct 4 2004, 11:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://fapomatic.com/6/quote.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    edit - from a cb-oc match <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol what is this
  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Forlorn+Oct 4 2004, 08:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Forlorn @ Oct 4 2004, 08:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pip|-+Oct 4 2004, 11:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pip|- @ Oct 4 2004, 11:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://fapomatic.com/6/quote.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    edit - from a cb-oc match <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol what is this <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    He probably can't even remember himself, why place a small image with text anyway, annoying..
  • DrummerDrummer Join Date: 2004-02-18 Member: 26654Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dragon_Mech+Oct 4 2004, 02:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Oct 4 2004, 02:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pip|-+Oct 4 2004, 10:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pip|- @ Oct 4 2004, 10:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://fapomatic.com/6/quote.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    edit - from a cb-oc match <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What does that say? It's too small to read... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    someguy: dropped the soap bar in the toilet
    someguy: it floats
    someguy: wont flush
    someguy: help


    btw, why cant you people read it? /me confused
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-drummerman109+Oct 4 2004, 02:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (drummerman109 @ Oct 4 2004, 02:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> btw, why cant you people read it? /me confused <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because the text is three pixels high. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Would this be for the map co_ratrace? (or something like that)
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dragon_Mech+Oct 4 2004, 03:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Oct 4 2004, 03:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-drummerman109+Oct 4 2004, 02:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (drummerman109 @ Oct 4 2004, 02:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> btw, why cant you people read it?  /me confused <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because the text is three pixels high. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LoL! Yea.

    Actually.. how could you read it?
  • CypherCypher Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14579Members
    edited October 2004
    some of us cant afford monitors... geez give us a break
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-drummerman109+Oct 4 2004, 03:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (drummerman109 @ Oct 4 2004, 03:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> someguy: dropped the soap bar in the toilet
    someguy: it floats
    someguy: wont flush
    someguy: help <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    roffles

    now if only the delivery wasn't fuxed to hell....
  • pip1pip1 Join Date: 2004-09-06 Member: 31430Members
    I think the picserver i used is fubared, sometimes it come up readable, sometimes tiny.
  • SpaceMoogle5SpaceMoogle5 Join Date: 2003-06-23 Member: 17643Members, NS1 Playtester
    New NS player: OMG you saw me thru teh wall [RADIO-EDIT] H4xor!!
    SM5: ... umm its called motion tracking
    New NS player: so you admit you are using a hack?!?!!?!?

    It would be one thing if I was pwnzoring n00bs or whatever, but I was just playing an average game of NS. But that is ghetto none the less, but hackusations are just part of halflife games...


    $.02

    SM5
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