Back in 1.04, I was playing with a few clan-mates on ns_nancy. Subspace hive was up, but the marines had built up a large seige base outside and were about to start attacking.
One ping sounded, and around 5 seige blasts slammed into the hive. One of my clan-mates on the marine side suddenly spoke at this moment:
"Take that subspace!"
Now a lot of you won't get this. But myself and a few others did.
"Need ammo" "Need ammo" "Need ammo" "WTH GIVE ME AMMO COMM!"
*you die trying to knife a fade*
True story. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> You think thats lame. How about a commander who tells you he won't drop you any ammo until you save base all alone with 0 ammo as your returning to base to save it while he has 100 res and 7 dead marines. I guess he assumed i could knife 4 skulks with 75 life..... An admin to add of a server which considers itself above average.
<!--QuoteBegin-gopher+Sep 24 2004, 09:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (gopher @ Sep 24 2004, 09:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What's the problem with giga reviewing ns? Sure they made some mistakes, ono - onos, blade - fade, but who cares. And as for ns being a cs mod: They probably had the cs retail, and got that wrong. I honestly don't see what's so hilarious about it. I think it's rather cool that the biggest computer/games tv show in germany would report on every single release of a new ns version. And no, their "screwups" aren't funny, anyone posting a qoute of someone saying blade instead of fade would get dissed ... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> its not funny though the problem is the report teh WRONG THING. its okay for you maybe, then go tell the world, I TAKE DOWN AN ONO WITH A OMG LMAO
<!--QuoteBegin-Assassin_wm+Sep 25 2004, 03:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Assassin_wm @ Sep 25 2004, 03:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Pogop is onos and he eats me Pogop: Yummy Yummy Yummy, ive got a rine in my tummy Assassin: I hope I give you the shits <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I've heard that joke so many times. Each person thinks he's original.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->keep it *G*angsta Posted: Sep 11 2004, 09:14 AM
Drake: i have the bestest thery in da world Drake: in real like antalobe with get sick or injured move to the back of the herd and get eaten by lions thus speeding the herd up<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
yay I actually remember one round I played in the past. One cs kiddo joined the rine team and just yelled as he got killed by a cloaked skulk with a focus bite "CHEATER THERE'S A CHEATER!! HE'S INVISIBLE AND HE KILLED ME WITH JUST 1 BITE!"
Marine1: and?? cs player: he cheats!! Marine2: no he doesn't... Me: This is normal cs player: lol?? you are all cheaters you fuc*** ****! Marine3: yes we are all cheaters :] Marine1: sure! :] Me: yes! We can't play without cheats! That's impossible! cs player: LOL!! I gonna notice your steam ID's and then send it to Valve! Alien1: xxx you are ****! leave the server you kiddie Marine1: have fun with writing down every single steam ID of every single NS player on the world :] cs player: OMG!! this is a cheating community!! this game sucks! It just has got 1 weapon and many cheaters! Me: this community is much better than the cs one and we don't have so many kids in it like you! cs player: SUYF u noob! Marine3: lol pay attention real he's gonna try to teach us a lession about ns and the communitiy :]
the game wen't on and the comm just spawned a pg. I walked towards it, killed one skulk and reported to the comm.
Me: I'm at the pg! cs player: LOL! YOU ARE NEVER A PG REALNESS! I'M A CS PG AND YOU DON'T PLAY LIKE A PG! Marine1: lol! Marine2: lol!! Marine3: rofl Alien3: n1 Alien1: omg -.- Me: *laughing* cs player: what is so funny you ****?? Me: you are :] Marine5: xxx can you plz leave the server! you're disturbing the gameplay
-the cs player started to ta everyone and killed us all exept the commander (who was an admin)-
cs player: takte that you ****' ****! CHEATERS! LAMERS! NOOBS!
everyone: omg plz kick xxx
cs player: muahahah wanna have somethin' ? get some! *shooting at the cc*
then one guy of our team walked towards him and knifed him from the back.
cs player: YOU **** TK!! admin bann him!
everyone: lol!
Admin: okay.....
xxx got kicked (the admin kicked the cs player instead of the guy who attacked him..just as everyone did expect)
now I guess the cs player read something like this in his console "kicked- reason: go back to your 10 yr old cs friends you prolamer"
this sounds really sad but it did happen and I think sometimes it's still happening again out there.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> One ping sounded, and around 5 seige blasts slammed into the hive. One of my clan-mates on the marine side suddenly spoke at this moment:
"Take that subspace!" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> That's awesome. Reading that made my day, that's one of my favorite episodes.
<!--QuoteBegin-jammno+Sep 24 2004, 09:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (jammno @ Sep 24 2004, 09:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> One time I jokingly said "HA/HMG PLEASE!" at the very start of the match. The admin banned me. >_< <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Now how was the admin supposed to know you were joking? Sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet man, and unfortunately I've gotten people asking for HMGs right as the game starts too, and they were completely serious. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Reading that csplayer quote makes me sad.... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
[t]Annilhator: "you're telling me your scripts aren't doing that for you?"
** #cri.lorn dies as fade [DoM]Diskord: "/wb kill"
** #cri.lorn dies as fade [exi]Pain`User: "rip" #cri.lorn: "50 more res where that came from buddy"
[OSS]Nitro: "forlorn you are teh noob with a lv. 3 HA lv. 3 HMG who is the last one to go into the hive room after crio and mosis hack up the hive and die to the first skulk you meet"
exoity: "after all the things I've done for the community?"
rdmplyr: "U ARE BULL****TTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!" rdmplyr: "BULL****" rdmplyr: "BULL****" rdmplyr: "BULL****" rdmplyr: "BULL****" rdmplyr: "BULL****" **goes on for like 4 min
<b>Originally pwned by Nicator : </b> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->They were like "I rock harder!", and I was like "<joke, supercilious comment>", and they were all like "crap. ownt", and I went all like "I rock harder!"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-G-ZeuZ+Sep 11 2004, 08:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (G-ZeuZ @ Sep 11 2004, 08:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I like this one. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Lol, I know that guy too, I'll have to give him a message about this! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+Sep 13 2004, 02:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Sep 13 2004, 02:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>to keep the level of the vocabulary in here on a certain level,</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I like large posteriors, and I cannot prevaricate.
Sorry, I had to say it. It's too good to keep in a PM. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
hey I actually forgot the most asked question ever! CS Players usually say it.
"Where can I buy weapons?" or "Where can I get a better weapon"
and mostly those questions will be asked when the game is already running 20minutes and some of the guys already got a shottie etc. spawned by the comm.
Now a lot of you won't get this. But myself and a few others did. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> eheheh is it Seaquest?
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->OMG WASP IN MY ROOM AFK <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->OMG WASP IN MY ROOM AFK <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Lost the game.. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Back in 1.04, I was playing with a few clan-mates on ns_nancy. Subspace hive was up, but the marines had built up a large seige base outside and were about to start attacking.
One ping sounded, and around 5 seige blasts slammed into the hive. One of my clan-mates on the marine side suddenly spoke at this moment:
"Take that subspace!"
Now a lot of you won't get this. But myself and a few others did.
"BH, this map is way two alien bias. I have never seen a marine win"
What makes it funny is that the next 3 rounds (all on this map) are won by the marines.
"Need ammo"
"Need ammo"
"Need ammo"
"WTH GIVE ME AMMO COMM!"
*you die trying to knife a fade*
True story. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You think thats lame. How about a commander who tells you he won't drop you any ammo until you save base all alone with 0 ammo as your returning to base to save it while he has 100 res and 7 dead marines. I guess he assumed i could knife 4 skulks with 75 life..... An admin to add of a server which considers itself above average.
its not funny though
the problem is the report teh WRONG THING.
its okay for you maybe,
then go tell the world, I TAKE DOWN AN ONO WITH A OMG LMAO
Pogop: Yummy Yummy Yummy, ive got a rine in my tummy
Assassin: I hope I give you the shits
Pogop: Yummy Yummy Yummy, ive got a rine in my tummy
Assassin: I hope I give you the shits <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I've heard that joke so many times. Each person thinks he's original.
Posted: Sep 11 2004, 09:14 AM
Drake: i have the bestest thery in da world
Drake: in real like antalobe with get sick or injured move to the back of the herd and get eaten by lions thus speeding the herd up<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
LOL was waiting for that
but u missed the part with the beer !
Mmmhmm...
One cs kiddo joined the rine team and just yelled as he got killed by a cloaked skulk with a focus bite "CHEATER THERE'S A CHEATER!! HE'S INVISIBLE AND HE KILLED ME WITH JUST 1 BITE!"
Marine1: and??
cs player: he cheats!!
Marine2: no he doesn't...
Me: This is normal
cs player: lol?? you are all cheaters you fuc*** ****!
Marine3: yes we are all cheaters :]
Marine1: sure! :]
Me: yes! We can't play without cheats! That's impossible!
cs player: LOL!! I gonna notice your steam ID's and then send it to Valve!
Alien1: xxx you are ****! leave the server you kiddie
Marine1: have fun with writing down every single steam ID of every single NS player on the world :]
cs player: OMG!! this is a cheating community!! this game sucks! It just has got 1 weapon and many cheaters!
Me: this community is much better than the cs one and we don't have so many kids in it like you!
cs player: SUYF u noob!
Marine3: lol pay attention real he's gonna try to teach us a lession about ns and the communitiy :]
the game wen't on and the comm just spawned a pg. I walked towards it, killed one skulk and reported to the comm.
Me: I'm at the pg!
cs player: LOL! YOU ARE NEVER A PG REALNESS! I'M A CS PG AND YOU DON'T PLAY LIKE A PG!
Marine1: lol!
Marine2: lol!!
Marine3: rofl
Alien3: n1
Alien1: omg -.-
Me: *laughing*
cs player: what is so funny you ****??
Me: you are :]
Marine5: xxx can you plz leave the server! you're disturbing the gameplay
-the cs player started to ta everyone and killed us all exept the commander (who was an admin)-
cs player: takte that you ****' ****! CHEATERS! LAMERS! NOOBS!
everyone: omg plz kick xxx
cs player: muahahah wanna have somethin' ? get some! *shooting at the cc*
then one guy of our team walked towards him and knifed him from the back.
cs player: YOU **** TK!! admin bann him!
everyone: lol!
Admin: okay.....
xxx got kicked (the admin kicked the cs player instead of the guy who attacked him..just as everyone did expect)
now I guess the cs player read something like this in his console
"kicked- reason: go back to your 10 yr old cs friends you prolamer"
this sounds really sad but it did happen and I think sometimes it's still happening again out there.
One ping sounded, and around 5 seige blasts slammed into the hive. One of my clan-mates on the marine side suddenly spoke at this moment:
"Take that subspace!"
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That's awesome. Reading that made my day, that's one of my favorite episodes.
Now how was the admin supposed to know you were joking? Sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet man, and unfortunately I've gotten people asking for HMGs right as the game starts too, and they were completely serious. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Reading that csplayer quote makes me sad.... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Some kid screamed this over the mic as we finished the hive off in co_angst.
"COMMANDOR DROP ME AN ONUS!!!"
** #cri.lorn dies as fade
[DoM]Diskord: "/wb kill"
** #cri.lorn dies as fade
[exi]Pain`User: "rip"
#cri.lorn: "50 more res where that came from buddy"
[OSS]Nitro: "forlorn you are teh noob with a lv. 3 HA lv. 3 HMG who is the last one to go into the hive room after crio and mosis hack up the hive and die to the first skulk you meet"
exoity: "after all the things I've done for the community?"
rdmplyr: "U ARE BULL****TTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!"
rdmplyr: "BULL****"
rdmplyr: "BULL****"
rdmplyr: "BULL****"
rdmplyr: "BULL****"
rdmplyr: "BULL****"
**goes on for like 4 min
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->They were like "I rock harder!", and I was like "<joke, supercilious comment>", and they were all like "crap. ownt", and I went all like "I rock harder!"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You mean the .txt thing? Yeah, it is pretty amusing.
**Back when porcha commanded
#cri.mosis: "Porcha is always wrong, you will NOT listen to him."
#cri.ogenics: "Like all of my friends are jewish or asian."
#cri.tek: "hi2u sir"
tsaL (aka Camo.o): "Is everyone here a noob?"
Cloud`King: "Mosis is a senile gorge"
Cloud`King: "Fornubbicus"
Lol, I know that guy too, I'll have to give him a message about this! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I like large posteriors, and I cannot prevaricate.
Sorry, I had to say it. It's too good to keep in a PM. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Back on topic, then.
You mean the .txt thing? Yeah, it is pretty amusing. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Amusing, yet sad at same time. Poor .txt guys.
*sigh*
Oh how I hate the brat clans.
"Where can I buy weapons?"
or
"Where can I get a better weapon"
and mostly those questions will be asked when the game is already running 20minutes and some of the guys already got a shottie etc. spawned by the comm.
and
nubcaek2: "how do i be an elephant?"
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
"Take that subspace!"
Now a lot of you won't get this. But myself and a few others did. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
eheheh is it Seaquest?
Two seconds later, he gets parasited to death.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->OMG
WASP IN MY ROOM
AFK
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Lost the game..
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->OMG
WASP IN MY ROOM
AFK
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Lost the game.. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->