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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    My need for AAAA batteries knows no bounds.
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    Contrary to popular belief, undiluted bleach can make a very good salad dressing, especially when used with a touch of vermouth.
  • LunaciteLunacite Join Date: 2003-02-17 Member: 13677Members
    Ninjawa totemo dameda. Bokuwa sukoshi suzushida. Hanbaaga wa oishi.
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    Meep Eep Eep Plooie!
  • LunaciteLunacite Join Date: 2003-02-17 Member: 13677Members
    ;SetupMgrTag
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    MsDosInitiated="0"
    UnattendedInstall="Yes"

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    UnattendMode=FullUnattended
    OemSkipEula=Yes
    OemPreinstall=No
    TargetPath=\WINNT

    [GuiUnattended]
    AdminPassword="cows are my friends"
    AutoLogon=Yes
    AutoLogonCount=3
    OEMSkipRegional=1
    TimeZone=4
    OemSkipWelcome=1

    [UserData]
    FullName="Invader Zim"
    OrgName="Irken Army"
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  • LunaciteLunacite Join Date: 2003-02-17 Member: 13677Members
    Altavista's best tries at translating.

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  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    "But the cantolope has taken Princess Montecello captive!'

    "I don't care. Bring me my RJ45 omlet."

    "But, you know what that means??"

    "Yes. We will do as they say."

    "But sir!-"

    "I told you, <i>I don't care anymore!</i> Just, just... go. My omlet and I need time together."
  • LunaciteLunacite Join Date: 2003-02-17 Member: 13677Members
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    Orange Mocha Frappachinos!
  • LunaciteLunacite Join Date: 2003-02-17 Member: 13677Members
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    edited February 2003
    The answer to all questions of existence, the universe, and the meaning of life:

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  • LunaciteLunacite Join Date: 2003-02-17 Member: 13677Members
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    You can't explain the spitty slurpy! Where's your precious gravity now>?!?!
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    <img src='http://www.spidergaming.com/photo/DSC04131.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
    The Professionals - From Left to Right:
    pieceofsoap, Narfwak, Lemur, Pilgrim's Progress, kaosdrone



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    Dude, where's your Dell?
  • LunaciteLunacite Join Date: 2003-02-17 Member: 13677Members
    2002/12/28 12:40 / Ver.0.50 beta 3.1
    DDR 4-Arrow Mode Single SSR
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    ?ô?~7
    1P Rank: B (Gauge: 97%) 9202100 Pts.
    TotalNote: 344 PF: 196 GR: 95 GD: 24 BO: 13 MS: 16 OC: 0 OK: 0 NG: 0 MaxCombo: 114
    Game Level : Normal PlayTime : 1:24.000 / 1:24.000
    Options : x1.0 -- -- -- VV -- -- -- -- --
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  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    Mmm, thumb tacks. . .
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    edited February 2003
    <b><i>This is why Computer Science is Fun</i></b>


    **EDITED BECAUSE A 400-LINE PROGRAM IS WAAAAAY TOO HUGE**

    public class Hello
    {
    public static void main(String[] args)
    {
    System.out.println("Hello World");
    }
    }
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    Terrorists have been shown to have found new ways to hide hostages - ways involving ridiculous amounts of crazy glue.
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    theyll never take me lucky charms! MwEhHehEHEHheHEH! Can You name 'em all?
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    oak leaves are currency!!!!
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    YOU BLEW IT UP!! DAMN YOU!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    The segways are coming, the segways are coming, the segways are coming...
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    <img src='http://www.crailtap.com/c3/titoslounge.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Who told the spice girls they could act?
    BLAME IT ON JOE KELLEY!!!
  • LunaciteLunacite Join Date: 2003-02-17 Member: 13677Members
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  • Two_Eyed_HumanTwo_Eyed_Human Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9589Members
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  • TenebraeTenebrae Join Date: 2002-09-16 Member: 1321Members
    Three phrases to annoy peopel:
    Why?
    That's very interesting.
    What is it?

    Say in a silly voice repeatedly.
  • InfinityInfinity And beyond&#33; Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 50Members
    ohnos no more rubber, we need more chicken food down overthere
  • InfinityInfinity And beyond&#33; Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 50Members
    ive never said it before so im gonna say it again... LAMEZ0R!
  • TenebraeTenebrae Join Date: 2002-09-16 Member: 1321Members
    Free admission, pay at the door,
    Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
    One find day in the middle of the night,
    Two dead boys ogt up to fight,
    Back to back they faced each other,
    Drew their swords and shot each other,
    A deaf policeman heard the noise,
    And came to arrest those two dead boys.
    If you don't believe this truthful lie,
    Then ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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