Nonsense Contest!

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  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    Right.................
  • TenebraeTenebrae Join Date: 2002-09-16 Member: 1321Members
    Quantum chromatography is a lot easier to do than say.
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    It's like I always said "cheese is the best cure for nightmares". Works a treat!
  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee!~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    Why dont the goverments of the world see the light and switch all their energy needs form oil to Onos's in giant hamster wheels? <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    I was like "wtf man you jus sat on my monkey" and he just turned round and said "let's play truth or dare" so I was like "what is it with elephant's and never forgeting stuff?" and then I died!
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    The streets will flow with the blood of the non believers!
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Spare a quarter, mister?
    I need that quarter for a down payment on my house, so I can shower in it. I HAVN'T SHOWERED IN WEEKS!
    If you don't have a quarter, I'll take a nickel. Then I'm halfway there!
  • JimJim Join Date: 2002-11-26 Member: 9989Members
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  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
  • JimJim Join Date: 2002-11-26 Member: 9989Members
    edited February 2003
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    woof? <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    Ah the joys of being a parent!
  • CyborgguineapigCyborgguineapig Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3233Members
    It is inside him and she is the entity inside her that replenishes the soul of them inside me and I, you can be she only if he allows him to be inside me.
  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    ... ... ?
    ... ... !

    ... WE ALL GUNNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    stop hitting yourself!
    stop hitting yourself!
    stop hitting yourself!
    stop hitting yourself!
    stop hitting yourself!
    stop hitting yourself!
    stop hitting yourself!
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
  • KillymageeKillymagee Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3136Members
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    THE DWARVES WILL RULE THE WORLD!!
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    O-mizu nondara umee! (Yatta!)
    Hi ni atattara attakee! (Yatta!)
    Koshi kara warattara omoshiree! (Yatta! Yatta!)
    Inu-katte mitara kawaii! (Yatta!)

    they be breakin it down.


    I drink water that's tasty! (All right!)
    I get in the sun and feel toasty! (All right!)
    Havin' a belly laugh's fun! (All right! All right!)
    Try keeping dogs--they're cute! (All right!)
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    Holy hole in a doughnut Batman!
  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    edited February 2003
    Dont use Autopsy Photograps as makeshift Pr0n, its almost as bad as That "Disney" Pr0n floating about

    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> /insert bad pr0n here/
  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin--Comprox+Feb 11 2003, 05:52 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Comprox @ Feb 11 2003, 05:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I AM ACTUALLY A DEEP VOICED WOMAN!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    HAFHAFHAHFHAHFAHFHAHFAF
  • Ph0enixPh0enix Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1462Members, Constellation
    Does anybody else find Darth Vader really hot ?
  • TenebraeTenebrae Join Date: 2002-09-16 Member: 1321Members
    Zankoku na tenshi no you ni shounen yo shinwa ni nare aoi kaze ga ima mune no doa wo tataite mo watashi dake wo tada mitsumete hohoenderu anata sotto fureru mono
    motomeru koto ni muchuu de unmei sae mada shiranai itaikena hitomi dakedo itsuka kizuku deshou sono senaka ni wa haruka mirai mezasu tameno hanega ga arukoto
    zankoku na tenshi no te-ze madobe kara yagate tobitatsu hotobashiru atsui patosu de omoide wo uragiru nara kono sora wo daite kagayaku shounen yo shinwa ni nare
    zutto nemutteru watashi no ai no yurikago anata dake ga yume no shisha ni yobareru asa ga kuru hosoi kubisuji wo tsukiakari ga utsushiteru sekaijuu no toki wo tomete tojikometai kedo
    moshimo futari aeta koto ni imi ga aru nara watashi wa sou jiyuu wo shiru tame no baiburu zankoku na tenshi no te-ze kanashimi ga soshite hajimaru dakishimeta inochi no katachi
    sono yume ni mezameta toki dare yori mo hikari wo hanatsu shounen yo shinwa ni nare hito wa ai wo tsumugi nagara rekishi wo tsukuru megami nante narenai mama
    watashi wa ikiru zankoku na tenshi no te-ze madobe kara yagate tobitatsu hotobashiru atsui patosu de omoide wo uragiru nara kono sora wo daite kagayaku Zankoku na tenshi no you ni shounen yo shinwa ni nare aoi kaze ga ima mune no doa wo tataite mo watashi dake wo tada mitsumete hohoenderu anata sotto fureru mono
    motomeru koto ni muchuu de unmei sae mada shiranai itaikena hitomi dakedo itsuka kizuku deshou sono senaka ni wa haruka mirai mezasu tameno hanega ga arukoto
    zankoku na tenshi no te-ze madobe kara yagate tobitatsu hotobashiru atsui patosu de omoide wo uragiru nara kono sora wo daite kagayaku shounen yo shinwa ni nare
    zutto nemutteru watashi no ai no yurikago anata dake ga yume no shisha ni yobareru asa ga kuru hosoi kubisuji wo tsukiakari ga utsushiteru sekaijuu no toki wo tomete tojikometai kedo
    moshimo futari aeta koto ni imi ga aru nara watashi wa sou
  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    GET THE PARROT OUT OF MY MICROWAVE!!
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    To Beer, THe cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems!!
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    What do you get when you mix a nun and a cat?
    A NUNCAT!
  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    Sandwitches and friends are NOT interchangeable
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