AllUrHiveRblong2usBy Your Powers Combined...Join Date: 2002-12-20Member: 11244Members
Is it just me, or is the entire world a spinning conundrum, on the brink of teetering from it's precarious perch, and falling into the great pit of insanity?
[WHO]ThemYou can call me DaveJoin Date: 2002-12-11Member: 10593Members, Constellation
So, I was walking down the street this morning and a bus pulled up.....the canadian midgets are staring.....so I thought to myself, hmmm, mebbe I should take the bus......oh man that blood froze fast.....and as we're chugging along to downtown.....i just couldn't stand their beady little eyes.....we started caroling.....so beady.....and talking about philosophies of the wild goose......so very very beady......and how the migrations of ducks seems to be a ripoff of geese.....so i just started pulling them out......You'd think that the duck could come up with it's own path......they wouldn't stop screaming.....but apparently they're too dumb to figure one out.....screaming for garden gnomes......It makes you wonder if the geese have beaten the ducks into submission.....canadian garden gnomes.....like some kind of interstellar DUCK WAR.....so very beady......When we finally hit downtown I started walking for work......god doesn't tolerate beadyness....with a skip to my stride.....must obey god's will.....and a song in my head.....his will is so ominous.....hmmmm, duck war, it could happen
I went to school today which was really surreal because I actually left school 3 years ago. I was like OMG i tottaly shouldn't be heare cos i left 3 years ago! Everyone thought i was a freak coz i was sitting in a german class speaking klingon! So they sent me to the head teacher and he said OMG i h4x j00! So i got expelled...
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In all seriousness, walk up to a employee of a Wal mart and say "I think we got a code 6 in housewares" with a straight face, then watch their reaction
Or
Go to the gun counter, look at one of the big shotguns, then ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
AllUrHiveRblong2usBy Your Powers Combined...Join Date: 2002-12-20Member: 11244Members
You all lose! Muahahahahahaha!
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O, ok. Just me then.
EVERYONE DISCO DANCING!
Or
Go to the gun counter, look at one of the big shotguns, then ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
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Did you check the tissue paper factory?
Hoping to catch it in her sails when
Her ship comes in
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