The next poster is playing BF1942 as a gunner when the pilot bails but he doesn't know about parachutes so he won't bail and doesn't know which button to press to switch positions.
Driver: *Driver leaves in an attempt to escape a flaming death Driver: gl Passegner: Hmm, why are they shooting us? Passenger: Wha, he left eh? Passenger: *Passenger shoots down Driver, takes control of plane, wins war Comprox: !kb Passenger nice TEAMWORK that was Passenger has left #naturalselection JediYoshi: !huggle ChanServ huggles JediYoshi * twinner kicks Driver in the groin. The next poster is in Fam's room checking his... "bare neccecities"
I don't really know what you want me to do here honestly, it would be greatly appreciated if you would be so kind as to explain in greater detail just what you request out of me as to which you asked for me to be more verbose in which this post would be if I had a clue as to what you meant....
The next poster has something terribly important to tell us all before he dies...
Woah NS is released!!! Why dont you guys see all the mirrors?? I know it exists i know wait what if it doesnt exist?? / clicks DOD icon hey i was right look at those aliens with MP40s!!! this must be flays secret thingy!
the next poster is Downloading a warez version of bf1942 noticing that it destroyed his version of hl (cant play ns)forever!
the next poster can't swim even when chased by a crocodile, shark or <!--emo&::onos::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tiny.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::onos::'><!--endemo-->
Next poster is a rampaging <!--emo&::onos::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tiny.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::onos::'><!--endemo--> being released onto IRC.
MouseThe Lighter Side of PessimismJoin Date: 2002-03-02Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
I was banned from these forums once... there is no way I can make this funny
The next poster is in the Matrix trying to eat <b>hot</b> soup using only a spoon. but remember, there is no spoon <!--emo&:0--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'><!--endemo-->
Hmm....pance pance pance....Where be you? What are pance? That is the question......*fade walks in room wearing his pance* hey those are mine you mamalian #######! *snarl*....Right you are. *man turns and runs out of room without his <b>pants</b>* The next poster is playing chess with a river dolphin.
For the last time you're supposed to move the pieces, not balance them on your nose and then eat them [me storms off in dispair at the antics of the supposedly most intelligent creature on the planet]
the next poster is experimenting with a new piece of technology to see what happens when you push the little button on the side.......
PT stories - So then I cursed at my commander for dropping me gun, fool didn't understand this is a SOLO game. I wandered off yelling out taunts and hopping around lots. My commander cursed at me, and spammed me with some waypoints. I headed off into a hive, and got quickly killed. Cheaters I yelled out, they TEAM killed me! How DARE they do that!?
The next poster is a little fly stuck in the middle of a NS battle.
Marine: "WTF? i thought you were copyrighted to the CS dev team" Chicken: "Well... i kinda got tired of being ####### shot at all the time by n00bs so i decided to try something new." Marine: "I dint even know they made TSA chicken armors" CHicken: "Yeah... it was Monse's idea"
The next poster whines about balance before NS is even released.
n00b4lif3: Why do the marines get guns and the aliens don't? Respectable Playtester: Because they have natural weapons. n00b4lif3: And they don't get mechanical armor or a commander either? Respectable Playtester: Nope. n00b4lif3: Thats not fair!!! This is like the AK-47 in FA! *n00b4lif3 freaks out and flips over the table to use for cover* n00b4lif3: Get the ###### away from me!!! Everywhere AK-47's and AWP's Respectable Playtester: Dude what are you talking about? n00b4lif3: DIIIIEEEEE #####!!!!!! *n00b4lif3 removes his shoe and blugeons the Respectable Playtester to death* The next poster is the idiot who invented the standard measurement system.
MMMM pie *CMEast rubs pie against himself Ooooo *CMEast wears the pie as a hat while doing the macarena urrrrrgghhhh *CMEast pulls out another pie and covers himself in filling while continuing to do the macarena Oooo gawd I, aaaaaah *CMEast bathes in pie, slowly squidging the crust between his toes ararrggglelle
The next poster is the rabbit from alice in wonderland
"Oh, Alice, won't you follow me down the rabbit hole- What the-? Who are you supposed to be? Neo? Who the hell is Neo? Screw this, I had a one-picture deal, and then I was getting out of this. I'm going back to legitimate theatre, the fans appreciate me there."
The next poster is: Amish. And on the internet, no less.
Captain's Log: Day 1 of the Apocolypse, the world has been flooded with syrup...most died instantly, luckily me and some other survivors made it to this experimental syrup boat. Captain's Log: Day 47 food is running low, the crew is becoming irratable, complaining about the sugar meals.....and every day the syrup sharks come to the boat and taunt us just waiting for us to die...Many people have given up and jumped into the endless sea of syrup only to drown ever so slowly or be eaten the the syrup sharks..... Captain's Log: Day 94 Most of the crew is gone now and one of the syrup sharks has punctured the hull....we are sinking ever so slowly.... Captain's Log: Syrup syrup I Love syrup my precioussssss syrup all the syrup is mine, The syrop becons to me, I can't resist any longer!!!!! * In the background a sickening splash is heard, like a bellyflop from 5000 feet* The next poster is an armadillo in space.
I must roll into a ball now. OH NO A SPACE SHUTLE Captain going*That the first road kill in space there everyone* The next poster is someone who just found out about all the grate games in history at once and thinks there are still 2 more years till they go gold
Comments
What the? No mirrors. Noooooooooooooooo!!!! Monse! You failed us!!!!!
*goes into IRC*
Did MonsE die or something, where are all the mirrors?
What for the latest movies? They're just on FilePlanet, you can't expect every site in the world to have 2 very short movies.
No the game!!!!
Is still locked to Flay's private web server so that the PTs are the only ones who can download it.
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The next poster is playing BF1942 as a gunner when the pilot bails but he doesn't know about parachutes so he won't bail and doesn't know which button to press to switch positions.
Driver: gl
Passegner: Hmm, why are they shooting us?
Passenger: Wha, he left eh?
Passenger: *Passenger shoots down Driver, takes control of plane, wins war
Comprox: !kb Passenger nice TEAMWORK that was
Passenger has left #naturalselection
JediYoshi: !huggle
ChanServ huggles JediYoshi
* twinner kicks Driver in the groin.
The next poster is in Fam's room checking his... "bare neccecities"
The next poster is:
Unnecessarily verbose.
The next poster has something terribly important to tell us all before he dies...
I am *cough cough* your father!
NS Forums:What! All of us?
*cough splutter* Yes, I was a randy old bugger *cough*, the money for you all is... !
/me dies
The next poster is a schizophrenic(comedy definition) solipsist (google it if you dont know).
the next poster is Downloading a warez version of bf1942 noticing that it destroyed his version of hl (cant play ns)forever!
Anything but that please.
the next poster can't swim even when chased by a crocodile, shark or <!--emo&::onos::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tiny.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::onos::'><!--endemo-->
The next poster has been banned from this forum :O
Next poster is a rampaging <!--emo&::onos::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tiny.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::onos::'><!--endemo--> being released onto IRC.
The next poster is in the Matrix trying to eat <b>hot</b> soup using only a spoon. but remember, there is no spoon <!--emo&:0--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'><!--endemo-->
The next poster will be a microsoft empolyee at work who just installed linux as his coworkers walked in the room.
The next poster is still playing Sim City Classic.
The next poster has lost his pance.
The next poster is playing chess with a river dolphin.
the next poster is experimenting with a new piece of technology to see what happens when you push the little button on the side.......
I'm sure this bit comes off, *krunch* oh no......
The next poster has taken a drug that causes him to think he's the opposite sex
The next poster has run out of things to post on this topic
The next poster is- uhh- what ever he wants to be.
olo kill him
The next poster doesn't understand the concept of teamplay.
The next poster is a little fly stuck in the middle of a NS battle.
######, I was almost finnished evolving. I'll take you all on.
Comprox killed JediYoshi with flyswatter
The next poster is the cs_italy chicken on the Marine team
Chicken: "Well... i kinda got tired of being ####### shot at all the time by n00bs so i decided to try something new."
Marine: "I dint even know they made TSA chicken armors"
CHicken: "Yeah... it was Monse's idea"
The next poster whines about balance before NS is even released.
Respectable Playtester: Because they have natural weapons.
n00b4lif3: And they don't get mechanical armor or a commander either?
Respectable Playtester: Nope.
n00b4lif3: Thats not fair!!! This is like the AK-47 in FA!
*n00b4lif3 freaks out and flips over the table to use for cover*
n00b4lif3: Get the ###### away from me!!! Everywhere AK-47's and AWP's
Respectable Playtester: Dude what are you talking about?
n00b4lif3: DIIIIEEEEE #####!!!!!!
*n00b4lif3 removes his shoe and blugeons the Respectable Playtester to death*
The next poster is the idiot who invented the standard measurement system.
The next poster finds solice in destruction. Or just likes cheese, a lot.
(Coon is an Australian cheese... at least i think it is)
The next poster has an undeniable fetish for pie that is as shocking as the one on American Pie...
*CMEast rubs pie against himself
Ooooo
*CMEast wears the pie as a hat while doing the macarena
urrrrrgghhhh
*CMEast pulls out another pie and covers himself in filling while continuing to do the macarena
Oooo gawd I, aaaaaah
*CMEast bathes in pie, slowly squidging the crust between his toes
ararrggglelle
The next poster is the rabbit from alice in wonderland
The next poster is:
Amish. And on the internet, no less.
The next poster is stuck in a gigantic pool of Maple syrup, on a sinking boat.
Captain's Log: Day 47 food is running low, the crew is becoming irratable, complaining about the sugar meals.....and every day the syrup sharks come to the boat and taunt us just waiting for us to die...Many people have given up and jumped into the endless sea of syrup only to drown ever so slowly or be eaten the the syrup sharks.....
Captain's Log: Day 94 Most of the crew is gone now and one of the syrup sharks has punctured the hull....we are sinking ever so slowly....
Captain's Log: Syrup syrup I Love syrup my precioussssss syrup all the syrup is mine, The syrop becons to me, I can't resist any longer!!!!! * In the background a sickening splash is heard, like a bellyflop from 5000 feet*
The next poster is an armadillo in space.
Captain going*That the first road kill in space there everyone*
The next poster is someone who just found out about all the grate games in history at once and thinks there are still 2 more years till they go gold