Commander: All right team, lets stick together and ki-- Hey! get back here you bunch of n00bs!
*All of the CS players run off and leave the commander alone to deal with the enemy Terrorists*
Commander: ..Please..come..back..I dont wanna be alone...its how i lost my damned TSA regiment! *sniff*
Next poster will be a person that has NEVER played Half-Life before, downloaded Natural Selection but didnt bother to read the manual (or Half-Life's) beforehand...
Hey I can't see anything with all these teeth! Hey that looks like a nice guy, maybe he can help me. "Hey you in the green armor!" *Smoking crater number 12*
The next poster is a perma-dancing Flayra
(I never expected the thread to grow this quickly)
Flayra:I can create new worlds, bring about peace, love and harmony and yet I cant stop dancing, help me I... oh *flayra removes his perm and a random a. Flyra:Woohoo, Ive stopped
The next poster thinks he is Shaggy (the singer, not the scoobydoo hippy)... oh but scooby keeps trying to hump his leg.
A foolish amrine grabs the throat of a skulk "...Ha! I got you now!"
Skulk stands still and looks pretty annoyed
Marine starts to try adn rip out the larynx..and fails horribly "..wh..what the? errr...", He lets go of the skulk and starts begging for his life "...umm...you wouldnt wanna kill me...err...itll get your claws all dirty..."
Skulk ignores the pleads and of course tears the marine to shreds, bwhahah!
(I will do both suggestions and instead of being a person infront of a turret I will instead be an inquisitive building.)
Hmmm, look at that seige turret taking out my fellow buildings, I wonder if it will attack me instead? No, itll attack the people attacking it instead I... wha? Help, shoot the skulks not me, I mean you no harm I... /building dies
Yes that's right, marshal our forces, this fight shall be, hey there's only one squad here. What the? There should be 20 platoons. <!--emo&???--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo-->? <!--emo&???--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo-->?
A LIMIT OF 4!!!! NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SPAM THE BOARDS WITH THAT!!!!
The next poster is using spiderman\skulk type abilities to cling to a certain head coders ceiling.
Der her her, lookit da preeetttty cooode! OH CRAP, I drooled on Flay's head! He's looking around for who did it! What'll I do? He's gonna see me! Must...run! No time! KILL HIM! BWAHAH!
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*Skulk lerks behind...
*Onos does Max Payne type jump to a crate to the side
*Skulk & Marine do Matrix type jump to each other
*Marine goes in bullet time, stands up, and HMGs his arse to the ground
*Marine pulls out sniper gun, does bullet time, leaps toward Onos, puts the sniper rifle to Onos's head, BOOM
The next poster is a wild fan for Beef fat and lard and diet coke.
The next poster will be a TSA marine stranded on Monkey Island™
Commander: Tehehe
Le <s>Chuck</s> Skulk: Arr
Marine: What the...
The next poster will be a veteran commander trying to controll a bunch of CS freaks.
--Scythe--
*All of the CS players run off and leave the commander alone to deal with the enemy Terrorists*
Commander: ..Please..come..back..I dont wanna be alone...its how i lost my damned TSA regiment! *sniff*
Next poster will be a person that has NEVER played Half-Life before, downloaded Natural Selection but didnt bother to read the manual (or Half-Life's) beforehand...
Hey that looks like a nice guy, maybe he can help me. "Hey you in the green armor!"
*Smoking crater number 12*
The next poster is a perma-dancing Flayra
(I never expected the thread to grow this quickly)
*flayra removes his perm and a random a.
Flyra:Woohoo, Ive stopped
The next poster thinks he is Shaggy (the singer, not the scoobydoo hippy)... oh but scooby keeps trying to hump his leg.
(yeah, great thread idea)
The next poster goes against all that MonsE stands for and Donces... you know? like Dancing, but like Roffle...
*donces*
Next poster is MonsE's head.
The nnext poster is replying to this post
The next poster likes to eat aerisol cheese.
EDIT: JEdi yoshi, you officially suck.
The next poster is a rabbid monkey
/me froths at the mouth
/me tries to kill all I see.
The next poster is attempting to rip out a skulks larynx only to discover it doesn't have one.
Skulk stands still and looks pretty annoyed
Marine starts to try adn rip out the larynx..and fails horribly "..wh..what the? errr...", He lets go of the skulk and starts begging for his life "...umm...you wouldnt wanna kill me...err...itll get your claws all dirty..."
Skulk ignores the pleads and of course tears the marine to shreds, bwhahah!
next poster = anything at all
/me Rips some thing out.
"wait a second this isn't a L-"
/me is devoured by Bob.
the next person is attempting to find out how seige turrets work by standing in front of one.
Hmmm, look at that seige turret taking out my fellow buildings, I wonder if it will attack me instead? No, itll attack the people attacking it instead I... wha? Help, shoot the skulks not me, I mean you no harm I...
/building dies
The next poster doesnt have +v and +m is on
"
The next poster is an commander that has no idea as to what he/she is doing.
1337c0/\/\m4|\|D3R: OK, go there.
SuperbMarine: Sir, I've come to a wall. I think that waypoint may be off the map.
1337c0/\/\m4|\|D3R: Um, OK.
*An attack waypoint has been set.*
1337c0/\/\m4|\|D3R: It's in our base! Hurry up and kill that before it destroys us all!
FunkyMarine: Sir, that's a siege turret.
1337c0/\/\m4|\|D3R: OMG! This is sooo cool! I didn't know there were aliens, too! Where are the ski masks?
SuperbMarine: Ummmm....
*A vote has been called. Kick 1337c0/\/\m4|\|D3R, Yes (F1) No(F2)*
The next poster has an unhealthy obsession with quotes.
The next poster thinks they are the other half of the NS forums
The next poster doesn't know what a welder does
The next poster is my backup in the above battle...
The next poster has just stolen the RC7 from Flays house.
The next poster is psychoitc.
/me tatacks you with his chinwasa
The next poster is Uri Gellers evil twin
The next poster is Mike D.
*I have no idea who mike D is*
the next person Is toatoly Obsessed with NS and this thred
Must...go...to...Flay's...house...to..."encourage"...him...
The next poster is Flayra reading an "encouraging" note.
*calls MonsE*
Ehm... did you read this?
*MonsE*: "yeah, their up to it again. I'll be right over."
Good
end of story.
The next poster is <a href="http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk" target="_blank">Weebl</a>
"Lo."
You have pie?
"Yes."
Pie pie pie pie pie pie.
"Yes."
... *yells out* PIE!
(sorry, I had to respond, I love Weebl too much.)
The next poster is trying to stage a massive emoticon battle, but realizes the limit is 4
<!--emo&???--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo-->?
A LIMIT OF 4!!!! NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SPAM THE BOARDS WITH THAT!!!!
The next poster is using spiderman\skulk type abilities to cling to a certain head coders ceiling.
What have I done....
Next poster is a gorge running for congress.