The next poster is part of a RPG/IRC in action where the main charecter(Romando) has just fallen in love when Sonia when Mark(her real boyfriend) finds out and meets up with him(Romando) at the bar when they were suppose to meet Sonia.
ok so I (romando) go to a bar. I meet this guy Mark he offers me a drink.I say ok.he asks me y im here i say to meet a girl named sonia. the next thing i know he does 50 000 000 damage to me and i only have 5 health .
I WILL FIX IT <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--JediYoshi+Oct. 07 2002,19:17--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (JediYoshi @ Oct. 07 2002,19:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->MWUHAHA I'll not only put the world hostage but <span style='color:red'>*NUKED*</span> every thread on the NS forums.
*wink wink Llama
The next poster is MonsE eating from Flay's coffe cup.
BTW: RABBIT KILLER = LLAMA KILLER *BE WARNEDD* ABTW: The sig limit is 400x75<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I bear no relation to rabit killer hes just copying me or something!
W00t Flays coffey cup yum yum hey whats this pin attached to it?? <b>BOOM</b>
the next poster is a old SS officer who doesnt know the war is over.
/me sees is spectating chess match when the fade decides to get back at the marine for the loss by killing everyone. /me panics and starts running. /me remembers he's 50 and ate a lot of Space'Donalds during his life time. /me collapapses.
Awww! My chest!!
/me is slashed by a fade.
The next poster just ran into KFS when KFS is in his mean mood. (KFS=KungFuSquril one of our mappers) (I can't speel Squril correctly <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo--> )
/me walking down street sees KFS hey Kung foo whats your last name again? /KFS:ITS KING FOO SQUIRELL you idiot!! ok ok... /KFS makes a primal scream and charges at llama killer. /me starts running but realizing theres no hope in hell me whips out llama gun and shoot myself in head...
The next poster is a group of llamas rejoicing over my death in a game of NS.
yay llama llama! Yay llama llama! ding dong the llama's dead, the llama's really dead! October 8th, a day that will be seen in history as the great day this man has fallen to the betterment of our kind, hail KFS! yes hail KFS, we love you man! We shall give you shrubberies aplenty and play NS for you, er, I mean we will give you NS updates as soon as we get them. Long live KFS!
Me: <said in sinister tone of voice> Mr. President. We have your chief of staff, your foreign advisor, you family, your friends, and even your favourite baseball glove! Now, will you release NS? President: But it's not mine! Me: Do not play games with me. President: Look, I'm telling you... Me: Do it! Do it now!
The next poster is allergic to GameSpy Industries (he has an awful rash when he comes into contact with them and prolonged exposure can cause migraines and/or death)
Darnit, can't sign.. this.. paper.. TO GET MY ARM BACK!!! Oh well
*Next minute, NS comes out
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The next poster is Romando hanging out with Flayra fighting over a bowl of chips which happens to be MonsE's but he left to do some PRing in his BatMobile and there is dip also and the couch and the chicken from italy from cs.
Hey Flay! Hey Romando look at we got here we have MonsEs chips, dip ,couch and Chicken! Romando Lets play CS with em!!! Romando jumps on the chick from the couch killing the chicken. Romando:FLAY you h4x! The damn chicken isnt suposed to explode!
The next poster just won the lotery and intends to: a: give finacial support to the NS team b: Purchase Valve and force them to support NS and make it a retail game (cept for the forum goers) c: Purchase an Astin Martin Vanquish and trade it (with flay)for the RC8...
I'm gonna choose.... b) what else? Hello, is that valve? I am bidding 9mil for your company. You accept? Excellent. Natural Selection will be given your <u>full</u> support and will be made a retail game for all those not on the forums. Good. I'm glad we understand each other.
The next poster has been caught short while about to begin downloading a large file on a pay for time used 56K modem.
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The next poster is part of a RPG/IRC in action where the main charecter(Romando) has just fallen in love when Sonia when Mark(her real boyfriend) finds out and meets up with him(Romando) at the bar when they were suppose to meet Sonia.
he offers me a drink.I say ok.he asks me y im here i say to meet a girl named sonia. the next thing i know he does 50 000 000 damage to me and i only have 5 health .
(i did this to get the thing going)
The next poster is a guy on drugs and hes high
<!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
the next poster is going to hold the world hostage for the RC8!
*wink wink Llama
The next poster is MonsE eating from Flay's coffe cup.
BTW: RABBIT KILLER = LLAMA KILLER *BE WARNEDD*
ABTW: The sig limit is 400x75
LBTW: I made the *NUKED* not nuke happy man!
*wink wink Llama
The next poster is MonsE eating from Flay's coffe cup.
BTW: RABBIT KILLER = LLAMA KILLER *BE WARNEDD*
ABTW: The sig limit is 400x75<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I bear no relation to rabit killer hes just copying me or something!
W00t Flays coffey cup yum yum hey whats this pin attached to it?? <b>BOOM</b>
the next poster is a old SS officer who doesnt know the war is over.
Hmm, OMG THE WAR IS OVER?
The next poster is ###### that I'm posting like this.
Dun worry, I'll stop
WHY THE **** DO YOU POST SO MUCH OMG I SHOULD JUST.....
the next poster is a fade playing chess with a marine.
Next poster is dieing of a heart attack.
/me panics and starts running.
/me remembers he's 50 and ate a lot of Space'Donalds during his life time.
/me collapapses.
Awww! My chest!!
/me is slashed by a fade.
The next poster just ran into KFS when KFS is in his mean mood. (KFS=KungFuSquril one of our mappers) (I can't speel Squril correctly <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo--> )
The next poster is a group of llamas rejoicing over my death in a game of NS.
ding dong the llama's dead, the llama's really dead!
October 8th, a day that will be seen in history as the great day this man has fallen to the betterment of our kind, hail KFS!
yes hail KFS, we love you man!
We shall give you shrubberies aplenty and play NS for you, er, I mean we will give you NS updates as soon as we get them.
Long live KFS!
the next poster is KFS after hearing all of this.
W00t no more llama killer to #### me off!! /me goes off to haunt KFS. KFS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The next poster hijacks Air Force 1 (remind you of any movie??) and demands the release of NS.
President: But it's not mine!
Me: Do not play games with me.
President: Look, I'm telling you...
Me: Do it! Do it now!
The next poster is allergic to GameSpy Industries (he has an awful rash when he comes into contact with them and prolonged exposure can cause migraines and/or death)
I nearly died to bring you this link: <a href="http://www.planethalflife.com" target="_blank">weakest link</a>
*collapses*
The next poster is 008 <span style='color:black'>and I'm quite aware of your name llama killer:p</span>
Bond, James Bond.
NOOOOO!!!!!
*bang*
The next poster had his arm amputated in an attempt to control his flaytitas.
*Next minute, NS comes out
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The next poster is Romando hanging out with Flayra fighting over a bowl of chips which happens to be MonsE's but he left to do some PRing in his BatMobile and there is dip also and the couch and the chicken from italy from cs.
The next poster just won the lotery and intends to:
a: give finacial support to the NS team
b: Purchase Valve and force them to support NS and make it a retail game (cept for the forum goers)
c: Purchase an Astin Martin Vanquish and trade it (with flay)for the RC8...
Hello, is that valve? I am bidding 9mil for your company.
You accept? Excellent. Natural Selection will be given your <u>full</u> support and will be made a retail game for all those not on the forums. Good. I'm glad we understand each other.
The next poster has been caught short while about to begin downloading a large file on a pay for time used 56K modem.
The next poster is eating breakfast for the first time in four years.
(kinda a necro-post, but I did add to the thread, and besides, people liked it in its day)
Howdy sir and or mam, how would you be intrested in this MOD called Natural-Selection. There are skulks and stuff...
/me gets slapped by "thing"
The next poster tells titaniumroger how this thread works
A: Reanact what the person in the last post said you were doing.
THENNNN
B: Write what the next poster is doing!!!11