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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Hi I'm Zer0.

    The next poster is part of a RPG/IRC in action where the main charecter(Romando) has just fallen in love when Sonia when Mark(her real boyfriend) finds out and meets up with him(Romando) at the bar when they were suppose to meet Sonia.
  • Rabit_KillerRabit_Killer Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1048Members
    ok so I (romando) go to a bar. I meet this guy Mark
    he offers me a drink.I say ok.he asks me y im here i say to meet a girl named sonia. the next thing i know he does 50 000 000 damage to me and i only have 5 health .

    (i did this to get the thing going)

    The next poster is a guy on drugs and hes high
  • EosEos Join Date: 2002-06-08 Member: 738Members
    Your sigs too big Rabbit Killer.
  • Rabit_KillerRabit_Killer Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1048Members
    I WILL FIX IT
    <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Err, don't other bored(even without sig limits) complain about the size?
  • Llama_KillerLlama_Killer Join Date: 2002-07-30 Member: 1029Members
    HI im Rabit Killer!


    the next poster is going to hold the world hostage for the RC8!
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    MWUHAHA I'll not only put the world hostage but <b><span style='color:red'>*NUKED*</span></b> every thread on the NS forums.

    *wink wink Llama

    The next poster is MonsE eating from Flay's coffe cup.

    BTW: RABBIT KILLER = LLAMA KILLER  *BE WARNEDD*
    ABTW: The sig limit is 400x75
    LBTW: I made the *NUKED* not nuke happy man!
  • Llama_KillerLlama_Killer Join Date: 2002-07-30 Member: 1029Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--JediYoshi+Oct. 07 2002,19:17--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (JediYoshi @ Oct. 07 2002,19:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->MWUHAHA I'll not only put the world hostage but <span style='color:red'>*NUKED*</span> every thread on the NS forums.

    *wink wink Llama

    The next poster is MonsE eating from Flay's coffe cup.

    BTW: RABBIT KILLER = LLAMA KILLER  *BE WARNEDD*
    ABTW: The sig limit is 400x75<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I bear no relation to rabit killer hes just copying me or something!

    W00t Flays coffey cup yum yum hey whats this pin attached to it?? <b>BOOM</b>

    the next poster is a old SS officer who doesnt know the war is over.
  • Rabit_KillerRabit_Killer Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1048Members
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Figures... 'lo to the forums


    Hmm, OMG THE WAR IS OVER?

    The next poster is ###### that I'm posting like this.

    Dun worry, I'll stop
  • Llama_KillerLlama_Killer Join Date: 2002-07-30 Member: 1029Members
    hes been here since August i think...

    WHY THE **** DO YOU POST SO MUCH OMG I SHOULD JUST.....

    the next poster is a fade playing chess with a marine.
  • VincentVincent Join Date: 2002-04-10 Member: 408Members
    Rahhhhhhh.... (Looks as the marine put me in check mate).. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..(kills the marine)

    Next poster is dieing of a heart attack.
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    /me sees is spectating chess match when the fade decides to get back at the marine for the loss by killing everyone.
    /me panics and starts running.
    /me remembers he's 50 and ate a lot of Space'Donalds during his life time.
    /me collapapses.

    Awww! My chest!!

    /me is slashed by a fade.

    The next poster just ran into KFS when KFS is in his mean mood. (KFS=KungFuSquril one of our mappers) (I can't speel Squril correctly <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo--> )
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
  • JedisarJedisar Join Date: 2002-03-03 Member: 264Awaiting Authorization
    no, Techno, squirrel. One L.
  • Llama_KillerLlama_Killer Join Date: 2002-07-30 Member: 1029Members
    /me walking down street sees KFS hey Kung foo whats your last name again? /KFS:ITS KING FOO SQUIRELL you idiot!! ok ok... /KFS makes a primal scream and charges at llama killer. /me starts running but realizing theres no hope in hell me whips out llama gun and shoot myself in head...


    The next poster is a group of llamas rejoicing over my death in a game of NS.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    yay llama llama!  Yay llama llama!
    ding dong the llama's dead, the llama's really dead!
    October 8th, a day that will be seen in history as the great day this man has fallen to the betterment of our kind, hail KFS!
    yes hail KFS, we love you man!
    We shall give you shrubberies aplenty and play NS for you, er, I mean we will give you NS updates as soon as we get them.
    Long live KFS!

    the next poster is KFS after hearing all of this.
  • Llama_KillerLlama_Killer Join Date: 2002-07-30 Member: 1029Members
    um my name is llama <b>killer</b> so the llamas would be rejoicing... nvm.

    W00t no more llama killer to #### me off!! /me goes off to haunt KFS. KFS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


    The next poster hijacks Air Force 1 (remind you of any movie??) and demands the release of NS.
  • NovakoalaNovakoala Join Date: 2002-07-17 Member: 962Members, Constellation
    Me: <said in sinister tone of voice> Mr. President. We have your chief of staff, your foreign advisor, you family, your friends, and even your favourite baseball glove! Now, will you release NS?
    President: But it's not mine!
    Me: Do not play games with me.
    President: Look, I'm telling you...
    Me: Do it! Do it now!

    The next poster is allergic to GameSpy Industries (he has an awful rash when he comes into contact with them and prolonged exposure can cause migraines and/or death)
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    *crawls into the thread*
    I nearly died to bring you this link: <a href="http://www.planethalflife.com" target="_blank">weakest link</a>
    *collapses*

    The next poster is 008 <span style='color:black'>and I'm quite aware of your name llama killer:p</span>
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    It's not fair, I signed up for MI6 first, damn burocracy lost the paper work for 3 weeks. I SHOULD BE 007!!!! I'll get you! Who are you?

    Bond, James Bond.

    NOOOOO!!!!!

    *bang*

    The next poster had his arm amputated in an attempt to control his flaytitas.
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Darnit, can't sign.. this.. paper.. TO GET MY ARM BACK!!!  Oh well

    *Next minute, NS comes out

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    The next poster is Romando hanging out with Flayra fighting over a bowl of chips which happens to be MonsE's but he left to do some PRing in his BatMobile and there is dip also and the couch and the chicken from italy from cs.
  • Llama_KillerLlama_Killer Join Date: 2002-07-30 Member: 1029Members
    Hey Flay! Hey Romando look at we got here we have MonsEs chips, dip ,couch and Chicken! Romando Lets play CS with em!!! Romando jumps on the chick from the couch killing the chicken. Romando:FLAY you h4x! The damn chicken isnt suposed to explode!



    The next poster just won the lotery and intends to:
    a: give finacial support to the NS team
    b: Purchase Valve and force them to support NS and make it a retail game (cept for the forum goers)
    c: Purchase an Astin Martin Vanquish and trade it (with flay)for the RC8...
  • TenebraeTenebrae Join Date: 2002-09-16 Member: 1321Members
    I'm gonna choose.... b) what else?
    Hello, is that valve? I am bidding 9mil for your company.
    You accept? Excellent. Natural Selection will be given your <u>full</u> support and will be made a retail game for all those not on the forums. Good. I'm glad we understand each other.


    The next poster has been caught short while about to begin downloading a large file on a pay for time used 56K modem.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    I'm sure I had enough here... *maces the vendor and runs out the door*

    The next poster is eating breakfast for the first time in four years.

    (kinda a necro-post, but I did add to the thread, and besides, people liked it in its day)
  • titaniumrogertitaniumroger Join Date: 2002-10-15 Member: 1503Members
    the next poster is advertising ns
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    /me picks person off street

    Howdy sir and or mam, how would you be intrested in this MOD called Natural-Selection. There are skulks and stuff...

    /me gets slapped by "thing"

    The next poster tells titaniumroger how this thread works
  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    The next poster is Tobias Reiper
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Jebus ppl, I will refrsh your memory.

    A: Reanact what the person in the last post said you were doing.

    THENNNN

    B: Write what the next poster is doing!!!11
  • BillBill Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1108Members
    This topic deserves <b>death</b>
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