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  • QUADQUAD Join Date: 2002-07-17 Member: 963Members
    What? I'm not ###! I swear!

    The next poster decided that he could make a mod better than NS...
  • Bacon_BitsBacon_Bits Join Date: 2002-02-05 Member: 167Members
    0MGz0R 7H15 m0d w1ll sUX0rz... n0 Y?  (4|_|53 1 d1dn'7 m4k3 17 & 1 M s00 1337... 1 (0u1D m4k3 4 m|_|(h b3773r m0r3 0r1g10n41 m0d... 17 w0|_|1d h4v3 73rr0r1s7s & 4K 47's MP5s and b3 s0000 much 13373r th4n th1s 14m3 sh1zz

    the next poster doesn't understand how this game works
  • QUADQUAD Join Date: 2002-07-17 Member: 963Members
    Errr... Ummm.. whats that voice above my head? How do I shoot my gun?! Ooooh! A big shiny seat! I gonna go sit in it!... WTF? Why Am I seeing the map in spectator mode... heyyy... I can click the guys and make them move... hehehe...


    The next poster has finally realised the truth- multiple moose' ARE called meese
  • Bacon_BitsBacon_Bits Join Date: 2002-02-05 Member: 167Members
    I HATE THOSE MEESES TO PIECES!  (lets see how many ppl get that reference shall we)

    the next poster is a star wars fan boy and manages to make at least one sci fi reference in everything he says
  • QUADQUAD Join Date: 2002-07-17 Member: 963Members
    That candybar looks Chewy. I bet that somewhere amongst the stars, theres an imperial versus rebel war. If a man had five dollars, he could probably start an Enterprise.

    The next poster spams the raise his post count so that maybe he can become a PT
  • QUADQUAD Join Date: 2002-07-17 Member: 963Members
    See above.

    The next poster is beginning to hate me
  • Bacon_BitsBacon_Bits Join Date: 2002-02-05 Member: 167Members
    /me posts on behalf of everyone

    the next poster is a parent concerned about the impact a violent game like NS might have on their child.
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    See my incredibly stupid child who i have sheltered from reality will not know that this is a game so they will get guns (which I leave strewn carelessly about the house) and command their friends to kill the 'alien' teacher.

    The next poster is the sheltered child.
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Me: May I have have.. some ore gruel sir?
    Sir: NEVA, YOU WILL NEVA GET NS!

    The next poster is upset that both ACB2 servers are down.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    This is so lame! I mean, you would think they would make it easier to mooch of them. Screw this, I'm gonna go play the hacked version.

    The next poster is someone who just can't get the hang of stealth games and goes in guns a'blazin.
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    What's this tool tip saying I should crawl throught the vent? Screw that. I'm no coward.

    *kicks open door guns ablazing* I'll kill you-
    *52 headshots*

    The next poster is against moderater controled tactical nuclear weapons.
  • trevalyantrevalyan Join Date: 2002-09-26 Member: 1338Members
    *You son of a biatch, that was my last resource extractor!! What?! Now you're dropping nukes on my DRONES?!?! ARGH!!!!*

    The next poster is a narcoleptic Hydralisk. =P
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    *hiss* ZZzzzzz..... *his- zzz....

    The next poster is eating a sandwich with worms in it, but doesn't know.
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Yum, this is teh pwn.

    The next poster is so... ignorant about jellyfish
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Bwahaha! Look! You can poke em wif a stick! *BRZAAAP* Owww crap.

    Next poster thinks you can build a turret by singing on voice com.
  • trevalyantrevalyan Join Date: 2002-09-26 Member: 1338Members
    "I wish I had a turret/ More than having Snake's mullet... Darnit WHERE IS IT??"

    The next person is the illegitimate child of Justin Timberlake and Sarah Kerrigan.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Ahh! It's not true!

    The next poster thinks he's funny.
  • trevalyantrevalyan Join Date: 2002-09-26 Member: 1338Members
    ... Hi, I'm Dennis Miller. Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

    The next person thinks pigeons might taste good.
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Hmm, I wonder how pigeons will taste witht this worm sandwich.

    Hotdog man: NEVA!

    The next poster wvu u lng tme
  • BillBill Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1108Members
    Boy I sure have been at <b>W</b>est <b>V</b>irgnia <b>U</b>niversity for a long time.   <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->

    The next poster just started a new realistic squad based counter-terrorism mod and is looking for help....

    [edit: argh tycho skipped mine]
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    WTF?

    The next poster is still playing the original heroes of might and magic.
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    (Using Bill's cause it was skipped and I don't know that much bout RPGs)

    So like my friend said, "That's so unimignative," and I'm like, "Screw you."

    So what are you calling it anyway.

    Dunno yet, I might stick with the one that MOD listings page gave me.

    What's that.

    Clone CS 15476

    The next poster is the brother of Iraq's leader.
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    Bo selecta, me is da brotha of Saddam Hussein
    Schizzle me nizzle... fizzle
    I pity the foo who tries to put ME on an aircraft  <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->


    The next poster has stigmata from an advanced stage of flayritis and general NS worshipping.
  • Rico1Rico1 NS Oldtimer Join Date: 2002-05-24 Member: 664Members
    Eeek!! RAWR! BLAMO BLAMMO BLAMMO!!

    /twitches arm.
    /tries to flap wing
    /claws at pillow
    /makes as if hes pulling a trigger

    DIE ALIEN SCUM DIE! WTF! why wont it let me click it?!!

    I will be ok... just bring me  my dancing flayra!! Oh lord... his hips move so much its.... hypnotic.... /twitches.

    The next poster is a supervillian on a bad hair day.
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    Minion:LOL!

    Shut up our I'll throw you in front of my deathray. Now get me the president. Mr. President, as you're advisors have already informed you my laser drill will- Stop laughing now you fool!!!!

    The next poster is a TSA marine who just found out about the budget cuts.
  • Rico1Rico1 NS Oldtimer Join Date: 2002-05-24 Member: 664Members
    Marine:What??!! WTF! Budget cuts?!
    Commander: Yes... im afraid we bought one too many kegs of beer last week so now we dont have many RPs left.
    Marine: So what are you cutting?
    Commander: Well, you see that stappler next to my command console?
    Marine: Yeah...
    Command: Have fun killing an Onos with it, thats your new weapon kid.

    The next poster wonders why someone would name an alien "george" (gorge)
  • LongtoothLongtooth Join Date: 2002-07-02 Member: 863Members
    Scientist Number 1:  George?  What the hell kind of name is that?
    Scientist Number 2:  It was my uncles name I like it.
    Scientist Number 1:  Its a ravenous blood thirsty alien bent on erasing humanity from existence and you name it after your uncle?
    Scientist Number 2:  Oh come on its not that mean...Its actually kind of cute in a pig like way....
    Scientist Number 1:  Oh yeah I will show you cute
    *Scientist Number 1 reaches for large red button*
    Scientist Number 2:  No thats the oberservation cage grate button!
    *The door slides open and the blood thirsty alien fires acid spit into Scientist Number 2's face*
    Scientist Number 2:  AAAAAAAAHHHH IT BURNS!!!KILL ME DEAR GOD!!!
    Scientist Number 1:  George huh?
    The next poster Yoda playing wacka-mole.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Ooohoohoohoohoo! Fell the force, you will! Suck it down! Eeheeehee!

    Next poster refuses to open his eyes until NS is out, but has no way of knowing when it is released.
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    Year 2014:

    ARGH I GIVE UP! I'M GONNA CHECK RR.ORG!

    ...

    *Reaches for cyanide capsule*

    The next poster will be a doctor performing life-saving surgery on an Onos.

    --Scythe--
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