Errr... Ummm.. whats that voice above my head? How do I shoot my gun?! Ooooh! A big shiny seat! I gonna go sit in it!... WTF? Why Am I seeing the map in spectator mode... heyyy... I can click the guys and make them move... hehehe...
The next poster has finally realised the truth- multiple moose' ARE called meese
That candybar looks Chewy. I bet that somewhere amongst the stars, theres an imperial versus rebel war. If a man had five dollars, he could probably start an Enterprise.
The next poster spams the raise his post count so that maybe he can become a PT
See my incredibly stupid child who i have sheltered from reality will not know that this is a game so they will get guns (which I leave strewn carelessly about the house) and command their friends to kill the 'alien' teacher.
Boy I sure have been at <b>W</b>est <b>V</b>irgnia <b>U</b>niversity for a long time. <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
The next poster just started a new realistic squad based counter-terrorism mod and is looking for help....
Bo selecta, me is da brotha of Saddam Hussein Schizzle me nizzle... fizzle I pity the foo who tries to put ME on an aircraft <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
The next poster has stigmata from an advanced stage of flayritis and general NS worshipping.
Shut up our I'll throw you in front of my deathray. Now get me the president. Mr. President, as you're advisors have already informed you my laser drill will- Stop laughing now you fool!!!!
The next poster is a TSA marine who just found out about the budget cuts.
Marine:What??!! WTF! Budget cuts?! Commander: Yes... im afraid we bought one too many kegs of beer last week so now we dont have many RPs left. Marine: So what are you cutting? Commander: Well, you see that stappler next to my command console? Marine: Yeah... Command: Have fun killing an Onos with it, thats your new weapon kid.
The next poster wonders why someone would name an alien "george" (gorge)
Scientist Number 1: George? What the hell kind of name is that? Scientist Number 2: It was my uncles name I like it. Scientist Number 1: Its a ravenous blood thirsty alien bent on erasing humanity from existence and you name it after your uncle? Scientist Number 2: Oh come on its not that mean...Its actually kind of cute in a pig like way.... Scientist Number 1: Oh yeah I will show you cute *Scientist Number 1 reaches for large red button* Scientist Number 2: No thats the oberservation cage grate button! *The door slides open and the blood thirsty alien fires acid spit into Scientist Number 2's face* Scientist Number 2: AAAAAAAAHHHH IT BURNS!!!KILL ME DEAR GOD!!! Scientist Number 1: George huh? The next poster Yoda playing wacka-mole.
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The next poster decided that he could make a mod better than NS...
the next poster doesn't understand how this game works
The next poster has finally realised the truth- multiple moose' ARE called meese
the next poster is a star wars fan boy and manages to make at least one sci fi reference in everything he says
The next poster spams the raise his post count so that maybe he can become a PT
The next poster is beginning to hate me
the next poster is a parent concerned about the impact a violent game like NS might have on their child.
The next poster is the sheltered child.
Sir: NEVA, YOU WILL NEVA GET NS!
The next poster is upset that both ACB2 servers are down.
The next poster is someone who just can't get the hang of stealth games and goes in guns a'blazin.
*kicks open door guns ablazing* I'll kill you-
*52 headshots*
The next poster is against moderater controled tactical nuclear weapons.
The next poster is a narcoleptic Hydralisk. =P
The next poster is eating a sandwich with worms in it, but doesn't know.
The next poster is so... ignorant about jellyfish
Next poster thinks you can build a turret by singing on voice com.
The next person is the illegitimate child of Justin Timberlake and Sarah Kerrigan.
The next poster thinks he's funny.
The next person thinks pigeons might taste good.
Hotdog man: NEVA!
The next poster wvu u lng tme
The next poster just started a new realistic squad based counter-terrorism mod and is looking for help....
[edit: argh tycho skipped mine]
The next poster is still playing the original heroes of might and magic.
So like my friend said, "That's so unimignative," and I'm like, "Screw you."
So what are you calling it anyway.
Dunno yet, I might stick with the one that MOD listings page gave me.
What's that.
Clone CS 15476
The next poster is the brother of Iraq's leader.
Schizzle me nizzle... fizzle
I pity the foo who tries to put ME on an aircraft <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
The next poster has stigmata from an advanced stage of flayritis and general NS worshipping.
/twitches arm.
/tries to flap wing
/claws at pillow
/makes as if hes pulling a trigger
DIE ALIEN SCUM DIE! WTF! why wont it let me click it?!!
I will be ok... just bring me my dancing flayra!! Oh lord... his hips move so much its.... hypnotic.... /twitches.
The next poster is a supervillian on a bad hair day.
Shut up our I'll throw you in front of my deathray. Now get me the president. Mr. President, as you're advisors have already informed you my laser drill will- Stop laughing now you fool!!!!
The next poster is a TSA marine who just found out about the budget cuts.
Commander: Yes... im afraid we bought one too many kegs of beer last week so now we dont have many RPs left.
Marine: So what are you cutting?
Commander: Well, you see that stappler next to my command console?
Marine: Yeah...
Command: Have fun killing an Onos with it, thats your new weapon kid.
The next poster wonders why someone would name an alien "george" (gorge)
Scientist Number 2: It was my uncles name I like it.
Scientist Number 1: Its a ravenous blood thirsty alien bent on erasing humanity from existence and you name it after your uncle?
Scientist Number 2: Oh come on its not that mean...Its actually kind of cute in a pig like way....
Scientist Number 1: Oh yeah I will show you cute
*Scientist Number 1 reaches for large red button*
Scientist Number 2: No thats the oberservation cage grate button!
*The door slides open and the blood thirsty alien fires acid spit into Scientist Number 2's face*
Scientist Number 2: AAAAAAAAHHHH IT BURNS!!!KILL ME DEAR GOD!!!
Scientist Number 1: George huh?
The next poster Yoda playing wacka-mole.
Next poster refuses to open his eyes until NS is out, but has no way of knowing when it is released.
ARGH I GIVE UP! I'M GONNA CHECK RR.ORG!
...
*Reaches for cyanide capsule*
The next poster will be a doctor performing life-saving surgery on an Onos.
--Scythe--