Private_ColemanPhD in Video GamesJoin Date: 2002-11-07Member: 7510Members
What the...!? These arent the hyperactive monkeys i ordered from Pakistan! Why, these are poodleskin gloves from mexico! Get me my spanner, ill teach those flying elephants a lesson theyll never forget! MWUHAHAHAHA...ehehe! Bouncing giraffes flew through the window while nobody was looking in the toilet for martians!
six minutes in ns_sanji (a parody?):: Part 1.1 :: what really happened OMG, ok, we were on ns_sanjii for like ever, crouching to hide our hit boxes and bunny-hopping down this long tunnel. And then like my ping went to like 900 and I was like "wtf" so I just stayed there for a minute. Behind me, Sh3ll@ck was like making noise and stuff, and I was like "OMG noob". "Gridlok," Sh3ll@ck said, "Nano-gridloc. If the core is lik this, we better have a good com or we = dead." "WTF?" "Noob." "OMG you llama." "SUYF. Let's get back to the comm." "Fine. Noobs," NSPlayer cursed. All we had was lmg which suxors but oh well. We went down the long tunnel and stuff. There was like purple lighting in the map and it was pretty cool. Then some llama starting singing into the mic and I was like "WTF" and the Admin threatened to kick him so he shut up. The map had ice and stuff. There was grey lighting. It was dark but I had my gamma jacked so I could see fine n e way. "Comm we need 2 mov teh base." The base was like all ice and a bunch of Fades could just like acid bomb it in a few minutes. The Com came on. "Anyone need anything?." "HA HMG" said NSPlayer. "HA HMG" said Sh3ll@ck. "HA HMG" said M3rc33. "HA HMG" said T3771g. "Gimme Jetpack and shottie and I can take out teh hive," I said. "SUYF llama" said T3771g I tried to swear but the server censored me. "OK SUYF we hav no resources n e way," said the Com. "Go to your waypoint, soldier." We followed the waypoint back towards base. Except Sh3ll@ck, who was being a Rambo and went off into a vent by himself. That's when it happened. Daring shouted "OMG" and the Skulk popped out of the vent and hit Sh3ll@ck twice. We all emptied our clips into the air but missed. "Aimbot" I said. "SUYF" said the Skulk. "Thers no aimbot for melee." The Skulk jumped like a little llama and we couldn't hit him and then we were like out of ammo. "I need ammo" said 4 marines simultaneously. Sh3ll@ck said "Medpack". He was hurt bad but there was no blood or anything because Flayra doesn't want blood in teh game. "Back to base" said the com. "WTF was that?" asked T3771g. "OMG noob it was a Skul" I said. "Medpack" said Sh3ll@ck. "Use your menu" said the Com. "I cant find you with voice." We got back to base and Com spammed us with medpacks. "OK guard base and wait for waypoint. I'm upgrading the armory." "Com ammo's not working WTF." "OMG noob I just said." A second armory appeared. We all stared at it. "Build the armory." "I don't want to build" I said. "It's boring. I want a shottie." "Follow orders or we will lose OK?" said the Com. "Commander has been ejected" said the computer. I got in the Com chair and dropped a jet pack and shottie, then jumped out again and picked it up. "OMG noobs. Someone Com. I go kill hive." I jet packed out of the room and fell down the elevator and died. A few minutes later I respawned at base. Faj1d was Com now. "Com need jetpack shottie" I said. But Faj1d spammed us with phase gates and then left the Com. "WTF" I said. Faj1d F4'd and left the game. And then the Skulks came and ate us. "Pwned" they said. Teh end.
Private_ColemanPhD in Video GamesJoin Date: 2002-11-07Member: 7510Members
omg! menkey's ate my neighbours! <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo--> time for revenge, hand me my ugly stick.
So i grabbed my mop and decided to conquer the planet mars with my incredible pants of philosophy, but then i was flabberghasted when i realized that i was standing in an ocean of cheese nips!
SidCorwid of the FreeJoin Date: 2003-01-28Member: 12903Members, Constellation
the chicken has no nuggets, no nuggets indeed! OOK OOK 64! The zuhcini lumberjack zaps the puppy goodness of nice-nice. Your purple monkey dishwasher smells like rat microchip!
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I have a jar of salsa dip gestating into a new life form, when the time is right i will smash it upon the ground and release my creation upon the earth to wreak my vengeance on all humanity
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i suck.
Part 1.1 :: what really happened
OMG, ok, we were on ns_sanjii for like ever, crouching to hide our hit boxes and bunny-hopping down this long tunnel. And then like my ping went to like 900 and I was like "wtf" so I just stayed there for a minute. Behind me, Sh3ll@ck was like making noise and stuff, and I was like "OMG noob".
"Gridlok," Sh3ll@ck said, "Nano-gridloc. If the core is lik this, we better have a good com or we = dead."
"WTF?"
"Noob."
"OMG you llama."
"SUYF. Let's get back to the comm."
"Fine. Noobs," NSPlayer cursed.
All we had was lmg which suxors but oh well. We went down the long tunnel and stuff. There was like purple lighting in the map and it was pretty cool. Then some llama starting singing into the mic and I was like "WTF" and the Admin threatened to kick him so he shut up.
The map had ice and stuff. There was grey lighting. It was dark but I had my gamma jacked so I could see fine n e way.
"Comm we need 2 mov teh base." The base was like all ice and a bunch of Fades could just like acid bomb it in a few minutes.
The Com came on. "Anyone need anything?."
"HA HMG" said NSPlayer.
"HA HMG" said Sh3ll@ck.
"HA HMG" said M3rc33.
"HA HMG" said T3771g.
"Gimme Jetpack and shottie and I can take out teh hive," I said.
"SUYF llama" said T3771g
I tried to swear but the server censored me.
"OK SUYF we hav no resources n e way," said the Com. "Go to your waypoint, soldier."
We followed the waypoint back towards base. Except Sh3ll@ck, who was being a Rambo and went off into a vent by himself. That's when it happened.
Daring shouted "OMG" and the Skulk popped out of the vent and hit Sh3ll@ck twice. We all emptied our clips into the air but missed.
"Aimbot" I said.
"SUYF" said the Skulk. "Thers no aimbot for melee."
The Skulk jumped like a little llama and we couldn't hit him and then we were like out of ammo.
"I need ammo" said 4 marines simultaneously.
Sh3ll@ck said "Medpack". He was hurt bad but there was no blood or anything because Flayra doesn't want blood in teh game.
"Back to base" said the com.
"WTF was that?" asked T3771g.
"OMG noob it was a Skul" I said.
"Medpack" said Sh3ll@ck.
"Use your menu" said the Com. "I cant find you with voice."
We got back to base and Com spammed us with medpacks.
"OK guard base and wait for waypoint. I'm upgrading the armory."
"Com ammo's not working WTF."
"OMG noob I just said."
A second armory appeared. We all stared at it.
"Build the armory."
"I don't want to build" I said. "It's boring. I want a shottie."
"Follow orders or we will lose OK?" said the Com.
"Commander has been ejected" said the computer.
I got in the Com chair and dropped a jet pack and shottie, then jumped out again and picked it up.
"OMG noobs. Someone Com. I go kill hive."
I jet packed out of the room and fell down the elevator and died. A few minutes later I respawned at base. Faj1d was Com now.
"Com need jetpack shottie" I said.
But Faj1d spammed us with phase gates and then left the Com.
"WTF" I said.
Faj1d F4'd and left the game. And then the Skulks came and ate us.
"Pwned" they said.
Teh end.
Courtesy of ninjaburger
and thats the cure in full
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well then recycle the spwans, this game is over
Did you steal them away, fish?
Your bubbles betray.
That's not true, I can vomit, fall over and make dirty calls to your sister late at night.
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