Nitpicking Subnautica :D
SushiDiver500 Advanced user Join Date: 2016-05-28 Member: 217686Members Posts: 33 Advanced user
NOTE: THIS TEXT IS MEANT FOR FUN PURPOSES ONLY!!!!!!! DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-If you paid attention in the intro, you know that the Aurora clearly blew up BEFORE it hit the Ground...
-Of course im the only survivor... Survival game cliche, jeez...
-My lifepod fell apart before i even crashed.
-All Alterra tech looks like Apple products.
-The lady in my helmet is a discount GLaDOS! Just more annoying...
-The AEP suit States it will protect you against a "universe of infinite danger" even though its not even proof against radiation.
-The Aurora blows up again.
-The med kit fabricator runs on thin air.
-The precursors (Aka forerunners) built the quarantine enforcement platform (Aka Halo) to make sure the Carar (Aka flood) didnt escape.
-The pressure at 100m below sea lvl dont kill.
-I know a friend who does Scuba, and she says that you are supposed to use your legs when diving. Not your arms.
-I can build a submarine, but not a Harpoon? What the sh*t!?
-I cant even finish the game! Early access bruh!!! ;D
Now its your turn to nitpick!! Go ahead!!! ;3