Apparently his joke went right over most of your heads...
*sigh*
Anyway, YOU KNOW YOUR TEAM(-MATE) IS BAD WHEN... they travel in packs like cattle getting herded around by the commander.
I don't know... I think there's worse things than marines who go in groups and do what their commander says. On the other hand, I like phase gates, too, so my opinion may be flawed
...when 3+ aliens run into marine start and all attack something different
...when 3+ aliens run into marine start and only bite something random (like air) 2 or 3 times then run out (leaving the rest of the attack pack)
gets armour 3, while refusing to drop an armoury saying "I'll drop you meds/ammo". While all we want in life is to buy a welder.
Oh and then when crap coms defend there actions with the number of hours instead of logical reasoning (500+ in the above example)
if that actually happened to you, im inclined to believe you we're being trolled. armory is kinda necessary for teching up... armor 3, no obs, no shotguns, no jetpacks, no mines... what exactly was the comm spending his res on?
...when 3+ aliens run into marine start and all attack something different
...when 3+ aliens run into marine start and only bite something random (like air) 2 or 3 times then run out (leaving the rest of the attack pack)
Or they attack the RT. Because, you know, the RT is clearly the most valuable and important structure in the base.
.... when a marine come and finish the power node you've just built at 99%
.... when you get back to a gorge with 10%hp and he prefers try to spit to death the 4 chasing marines.
.... when they ask for exo 3minute into the game.
...when 3+ aliens run into marine start and all attack something different
...when 3+ aliens run into marine start and only bite something random (like air) 2 or 3 times then run out (leaving the rest of the attack pack)
Or they attack the RT. Because, you know, the RT is clearly the most valuable and important structure in the base.
I have on occasion lone skulked the main base rt because I know the marines wont come to stop me. I could reword that:
When everyone phases/runs out of base all though a skulk is attacking the RT(or something) in base, and you can't do anything because your on your third harvester kill in a row.
gets armour 3, while refusing to drop an armoury saying "I'll drop you meds/ammo". While all we want in life is to buy a welder.
Oh and then when crap coms defend there actions with the number of hours instead of logical reasoning (500+ in the above example)
Are you talking about that game in refinery?
Comm wanted to arc turbine from chasm, we had no phase to get there, and our comm is raging asking why no one is defending arcs. (Main was flow..tech point on other side of map)
...when you are over half the map away from an armory, you call for ammo in the middle of a fight, and the comm says "I dropped you ammo at the armory".
...when you have 1 hp and the comm drops your med pack(s) half way down the hallway...right in front of a hydra.
...when you are over half the map away from an armory, you call for ammo in the middle of a fight, and the comm says "I dropped you ammo at the armory".
...when you have 1 hp and the comm drops your med pack(s) half way down the hallway...right in front of a hydra.
now you're just giving me ideas. yes my marine buddy, right over here next to this alien plan is sweet sweet health. mind the thorns.
...when you are over half the map away from an armory, you call for ammo in the middle of a fight, and the comm says "I dropped you ammo at the armory".
...when you have 1 hp and the comm drops your med pack(s) half way down the hallway...right in front of a hydra.
Or if you don't get any ammo/health at all, even though you are pressing the button, using (voice)chat and explaining your commander how to do it.
...when you are over half the map away from an armory, you call for ammo in the middle of a fight, and the comm says "I dropped you ammo at the armory".
...when you have 1 hp and the comm drops your med pack(s) half way down the hallway...right in front of a hydra.
Or if you don't get any ammo/health at all, even though you are pressing the button, using (voice)chat and explaining your commander how to do it.
Oh god, I've done that. I've gone step by step to explain how to do things, and they don't know how even after that. It's...amazing, really.
...when you are over half the map away from an armory, you call for ammo in the middle of a fight, and the comm says "I dropped you ammo at the armory".
...when you have 1 hp and the comm drops your med pack(s) half way down the hallway...right in front of a hydra.
Or if you don't get any ammo/health at all, even though you are pressing the button, using (voice)chat and explaining your commander how to do it.
Oh god, I've done that. I've gone step by step to explain how to do things, and they don't know how even after that. It's...amazing, really.
...when you are over half the map away from an armory, you call for ammo in the middle of a fight, and the comm says "I dropped you ammo at the armory".
...when you have 1 hp and the comm drops your med pack(s) half way down the hallway...right in front of a hydra.
Or if you don't get any ammo/health at all, even though you are pressing the button, using (voice)chat and explaining your commander how to do it.
Oh god, I've done that. I've gone step by step to explain how to do things, and they don't know how even after that. It's...amazing, really.
It's like talking to a wall
did that once. we spent 5 minutes trying to tell the comm what to do, ended up the comma had sound off.
...when you are over half the map away from an armory, you call for ammo in the middle of a fight, and the comm says "I dropped you ammo at the armory".
...when you have 1 hp and the comm drops your med pack(s) half way down the hallway...right in front of a hydra.
Or if you don't get any ammo/health at all, even though you are pressing the button, using (voice)chat and explaining your commander how to do it.
Oh god, I've done that. I've gone step by step to explain how to do things, and they don't know how even after that. It's...amazing, really.
It's like talking to a wall
did that once. we spent 5 minutes trying to tell the comm what to do, ended up the comma had sound off.
Comments
... you start to be pretentious?
I don't know... I think there's worse things than marines who go in groups and do what their commander says. On the other hand, I like phase gates, too, so my opinion may be flawed
...when 3+ aliens run into marine start and all attack something different
...when 3+ aliens run into marine start and only bite something random (like air) 2 or 3 times then run out (leaving the rest of the attack pack)
Oh and then when crap coms defend there actions with the number of hours instead of logical reasoning (500+ in the above example)
if that actually happened to you, im inclined to believe you we're being trolled. armory is kinda necessary for teching up... armor 3, no obs, no shotguns, no jetpacks, no mines... what exactly was the comm spending his res on?
Or they attack the RT. Because, you know, the RT is clearly the most valuable and important structure in the base.
.... when you get back to a gorge with 10%hp and he prefers try to spit to death the 4 chasing marines.
.... when they ask for exo 3minute into the game.
:P
I have on occasion lone skulked the main base rt because I know the marines wont come to stop me. I could reword that:
When everyone phases/runs out of base all though a skulk is attacking the RT(or something) in base, and you can't do anything because your on your third harvester kill in a row.
Are you talking about that game in refinery?
Comm wanted to arc turbine from chasm, we had no phase to get there, and our comm is raging asking why no one is defending arcs. (Main was flow..tech point on other side of map)
ouch
He knows we
What's wrong with that? =D
Honestly though, marines can use gorge tunnels but aliens cant use pg?
If it's properly done, and most of time it isn't.
Does it count if I sticky tape a flea to the monitor?
muh asymmetry
...when you have 1 hp and the comm drops your med pack(s) half way down the hallway...right in front of a hydra.
now you're just giving me ideas. yes my marine buddy, right over here next to this alien plan is sweet sweet health. mind the thorns.
This so much.
Or if you don't get any ammo/health at all, even though you are pressing the button, using (voice)chat and explaining your commander how to do it.
It's like talking to a wall
did that once. we spent 5 minutes trying to tell the comm what to do, ended up the comma had sound off.
seriously this happens alot, i even went in front of his face as a skulk and just para killed him
complete brain dead
*facepalm*