Oh God Why? Whyyyy!

BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">The MISS F A T commercial</div> I just saw... the Miss F A T Competition commercials...

Five hundred pound... fat... black ladies... in bikinis... I did NOT need to see that...

*whimpers*

MY EYES BURN LIKE THE FIRES OF A THOUSAND HELLS!!!!

I NEED A SPORK TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT!!!
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  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    *offers said spork* Have fun.
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    What, no pictars? j/k...

    That had to be the uber gross, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    On the otherhand I saw a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model special on TV...that I DID need to see. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    You win some, you lose some.
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    Hardly. After gouging out one's eyes, it's rather hard to oggle swimsuit models.
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  • BreakthroughBreakthrough Texture Artist (ns_prometheus) Join Date: 2005-03-27 Member: 46620Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sky+Aug 5 2005, 10:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ Aug 5 2005, 10:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hardly. After gouging out one's eyes, it's rather hard to oggle swimsuit models. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hardly true - one can travel back in time, and skip the channel entirely, or warn one's past self of the oncoming danger, then transport <i>Back To The Future</i> and live normally!
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    cmon

    I thought you liked pushing yourself to see your limits.....


    hehe <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    edited August 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Breakthrough+Aug 5 2005, 11:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Breakthrough @ Aug 5 2005, 11:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Sky+Aug 5 2005, 10:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ Aug 5 2005, 10:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hardly. After gouging out one's eyes, it's rather hard to oggle swimsuit models. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hardly true - one can travel back in time, and skip the channel entirely, or warn one's past self of the oncoming danger, then transport <i>Back To The Future</i> and live normally! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hell if you had that kind of power why wouldn't you go back in time and prevent Miss F A T from ever being created, sparing all of our eyes and sporks. Selfish timetravelling jerk...

    Oh...and Thansal: L O L <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    While I can see the ...(survey says-) 'honor' of a fat lady beauty competition. It's the most idiotic thing I've ever <s>seen</s> heard of.


    Why can't they just go to the middle for once and have a 'normal people' beauty competion instead of super-thin and super-bulbous? I just change the channel when that commercial comes on anyway...
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    I had something rather insightful thought up about this, but tact forbids me to post it.
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-lolfighter+Aug 5 2005, 10:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Aug 5 2005, 10:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I had something rather insightful thought up about this, but tact forbids me to post it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    it better not have had something to do with the media telling us what is and is not hot.. and that if we were raised to love fat women we would.. BECAUSE IF IT WAS!! <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    Bah, I thought this was a contest to determine which lady had the best File Allocation Table...
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  • relsanrelsan Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3720Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Aug 6 2005, 04:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Aug 6 2005, 04:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Bah, I thought this was a contest to determine which lady had the best File Allocation Table... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    sigh, i guess somebody had to make that crack eventually. speaking of crack, ah never mind...
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  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    I thank the allmighty father that my TV remains muted and ignored for 90% of the day.
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Well, being fat WAS attractive in certain parts of the middle ages and in some ancient societies, because that meant you were well fed and therefore, compared to peasants, healthy.


    But these days being fat isn't healthy. So this just says, "I'm not healthy, but damnit I'm proud!"
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Aug 6 2005, 12:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Aug 6 2005, 12:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, being fat WAS attractive in certain parts of the middle ages and in some ancient societies, because that meant you were well fed and therefore, compared to peasants, healthy.


    But these days being fat isn't healthy. So this just says, "I'm not healthy, but damnit I'm proud!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    you never see paintings of 500 pound chicks.. i think even the medieval lords had to draw the line somewhere...
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  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    Overly fat was never liked, at all. But having a little meat on the bones was and still is good. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TommyVercettiTommyVercetti Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13390Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-cshank4+Aug 6 2005, 12:55 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cshank4 @ Aug 6 2005, 12:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Overly fat was never liked, at all. But having a little meat on the bones was and still is good. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    QFT.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Nothing wrong with Badonkadonks.
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  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    Disturbing...
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  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    Hopefully the shock killed everyone who actually watches beauty contests.
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  • TommyVercettiTommyVercetti Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13390Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Aug 6 2005, 05:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Aug 6 2005, 05:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hopefully the shock killed everyone who actually watches beauty contests. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    QFMT.
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    I've seen the commercial several times as well. The thing I can't figure out is why the contest is going to be shown on the Oxygen channel.

    It just seems like a disaster in the making.
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-T h e m+Aug 6 2005, 11:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (T h e m @ Aug 6 2005, 11:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've seen the commercial several times as well. The thing I can't figure out is why the contest is going to be shown on the Oxygen channel.

    It just seems like a disaster in the making. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because, as the preview channel implies (when I can find it, anyway) Oxygen tries to be the 'Lifetime' for women that aren't completely obsessed with feminist women, living in a mans world, trying to survive against 'incredible' odds.

    Seriously, have you ever seen the crap they have on Lifetime? Jesus, I can't believe anyone with a brain can watch a whole movie on that channel. Oxygen, while just as boring, actually has shows that I could see someone watching. The only show I've recognized on it is "Xena - Warrior Princess" (that one rip off of Hercules <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> ). So I'm just assuming they're peaceful, cheery, happy feminists instead of militaristic, men are evil, "Mailperson!" feminists.
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  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-UltimaGecko+Aug 6 2005, 02:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ Aug 6 2005, 02:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-T h e m+Aug 6 2005, 11:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (T h e m @ Aug 6 2005, 11:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've seen the commercial several times as well. The thing I can't figure out is why the contest is going to be shown on the Oxygen channel.

    It just seems like a disaster in the making. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because, as the preview channel implies (when I can find it, anyway) Oxygen tries to be the 'Lifetime' for women that aren't completely obsessed with feminist women, living in a mans world, trying to survive against 'incredible' odds.

    Seriously, have you ever seen the crap they have on Lifetime? Jesus, I can't believe anyone with a brain can watch a whole movie on that channel. Oxygen, while just as boring, actually has shows that I could see someone watching. The only show I've recognized on it is "Xena - Warrior Princess" (that one rip off of Hercules <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> ). So I'm just assuming they're peaceful, cheery, happy feminists instead of militaristic, men are evil, "Mailperson!" feminists. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Funny, my mom watches those crappy movies all of the time. I agree with you though, those movies are pretty damn crappy. The Lifetime TV Movie Plot Machine keeps on churning out the same basic plots over and over. Pretty much all of the movies have the same basic premise: Man cheats on wife and/or get another woman pregnant. Woman confronts man and man beats on wife. Wife accidentally kills husband and it turns out the husband had done bad deedsa so the woman does not wind up in jail. That's the basic theme behind just about all of those crappy 4 hour Lifetime movies. My mom really just watches it to see old episodes of the Golden Girls, but that's another story.
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  • Splinter_SteveSplinter_Steve Join Date: 2005-03-20 Member: 45881Members
    Two words: Moulin Huge

    <a href='http://www.wimp.com/moulin/' target='_blank'>http://www.wimp.com/moulin/</a>
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  • The_FinchThe_Finch Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8498Members
    Oxygen is like the disowned offspring of Lifetime and UPN.

    This entire show is a joke. It is not healthy to be that overweight. We're not talking about an extra ten pounds or some junk in the trunk. We're talking 50+ pounds overweight. These are the same people who use the phrase "big beautiful woman" to describe themselves. News flash: Morbid obesity is not sexy, nor is that inevitable heart attack you're working on.

    <a href='http://www.oxygen.com/specials/fatchance/contestants/' target='_blank'>http://www.oxygen.com/specials/fatchance/contestants/</a>

    One of them said, "I can do everything a skinny girl can do."

    Run a mile in under nine minutes.
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  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Splinter Steve?+Aug 6 2005, 03:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Splinter Steve? @ Aug 6 2005, 03:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Two words: Moulin Huge

    <a href='http://www.wimp.com/moulin/' target='_blank'>http://www.wimp.com/moulin/</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    disgusting
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  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    They're trying to make the obese people feel special is all...bad for the rest of us, but still...
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I got tired of shows giving us such a negative image, that being big was a bad thing. The average woman is a size 14, we are the majority, we are America.

    - Mo'Nique discusses why she wanted to create a plus-sized beauty competition<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Woooooooooooooooooooooooohoo! You tell 'em Mo'Nique!
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