Blade Vs. Riddick

KoulnisKoulnis Join Date: 2005-04-13 Member: 48337Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Who would win?</div> I thought this would be an interesting topic to throw up here. I thought of it while trying to fall asleep and here I am posting it, unable to sleep.

It's simple:

Riddick and Blade, fighting against each other wherever, whenever. You make the scenario, you decide who wins.

In an arena, melee only?

In the streets, open hunting grounds over several days where they must find each other and go at it to the death?

In Crematoria?

In the computer room where Robert Frost was researching?

You tell me... you are the DemiGod here.
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited May 2005
    They are so evenly matched, they would fight for eternity.
  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    This is almost as crazy as a fight between Freddy and Jason.
  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    Obviously, The T3000 unit will win.
  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    I would kill them both. At the same time. With my left hand. While beeing blindfolded.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-coris+May 9 2005, 05:48 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (coris @ May 9 2005, 05:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would kill them both. At the same time. With my left hand. While beeing blindfolded. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Just make sure he doesn't have a teacup on hand. He'll bury it in your chest like he did that one guy.
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    edited May 2005
    As much as I hate Vin Diesel, I can't deny the awesome of the Riddick character, and how ownage Chronicles of Riddick was. Blade just killed some vampires. Riddick kicked the crap out of a shadow-dude, drove a dagger into his head, and took over his empire. After breaking out of two of the highest security prisons in the world, and slaughtering countless of shadow-dudes minions.

    EDIT: But, yes, if Marv were thrown into the equation, he'd beat all thier ****.
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    Vin Diesel would clearly win.
  • WalkaboutWalkabout Join Date: 2005-05-01 Member: 50651Banned
    Haha, you watch crappy movies!
  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-esuna+May 9 2005, 08:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (esuna @ May 9 2005, 08:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Vin Diesel would clearly win. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href='http://4q.cc/vin/' target='_blank'>After twenty-nine years of thorough research, it was discovered that Mr. T was actually the product of a year long affair between Vin Diesel and Chewbacca.</a>
  • SLizerSLizer Join Date: 2003-11-07 Member: 22363Members, Constellation
    I can only answer to that question by saying: "Yes."
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    That would be a very hawt fight.

    However, Riddick would win.
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
  • Steel_TrollSteel_Troll Join Date: 2004-02-12 Member: 26455Members
    This is a Riddickulous thread
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Steel Troll+May 9 2005, 03:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Steel Troll @ May 9 2005, 03:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is a Riddickulous thread <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ....give this man a medal.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited May 2005
    Id love to see them stalk each other out somewhere that would be cool.

    I really cant say who would win though. Everyone seems to be going for Riddicks side but I would not be surprised if Blade won the fight.


    But all I could say was if Blade and Riddick ever teamed up to hunt me 0_0 <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    *craps pants
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    Riddick would so kick his ****. Blade can't SEE IN THE DARK, BOY.
  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    Why haven't they done an action movie with The Rock and Vin Diesel as twin brothers that kick arse together?
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    Despite being bald and tough they don't actually look that much like each other. Its like having an action movie with Vin Diesel and Jean-Luc Picard. They're at different stages of development or something.
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AlienCow+May 9 2005, 12:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AlienCow @ May 9 2005, 12:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Despite being bald and tough they don't actually look that much like each other. Its like having an action movie with Vin Diesel and Jean-Luc Picard. They're at different stages of development or something. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Which would be cool...in a weird sort of way...


    "Kick their ****, number 2!"


    I've only seen the first Blade...but isn't Blade supposed to have a really good sense of smell...so...Riddick would probably want to fight him in a really dark sewer or something.
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    Blade is a vampire, I'm pretty sure he can see in the dark too.

    In the end, no matter how hard Riddick is, he's only human.

    If weapons are included then Blade wins.

    If it's hand to hand and Blade has drunk some blood then Blade wins.

    If Blade hasn't drunk blood in awhile and it is hand to hand then Riddick might win... providing he can get hold of some silver or get something to use as a stake.
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    *Ahem* Riddick isn't human. Furion is the correct term, so I'm led to believe by Dame Judi.
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    Fine, hadn't know that. Is he immortal though? Can he drain peoples blood and do all the other vampire kind of things? No.

    Of course blade style vampires are about the weakest kind you can get but they're still pretty hard.
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-AlienCow+May 9 2005, 07:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AlienCow @ May 9 2005, 07:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Despite being bald and tough they don't actually look that much like each other. Its like having an action movie with Vin Diesel and Jean-Luc Picard. They're at different stages of development or something.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Jean-Luc would kick both their ****. Imaging the scenario.


    <span style='color:red'>*Riddick and Blade are fighting*</span>

    Riddick:
    Who are you!

    Jean-Luc:
    My name is Jean-luc Piccard from the federation starship Enterpise. I came to see what all the commotion is about

    Blade:
    Yeh well get the **** out of here. We're busy...

    Jean-luc:
    My mission was to make you stop fighting. This planet is not your personal playing grou...

    Riddick:
    Ah **** it let's kick this guys ***

    Blade:
    Hell yeh!

    Jean-Luc:
    Enterprise this is the captain speaking, one to beam up directly to the bridge.

    <span style='color:red'>*Back on the bridge*</span>

    Riker:
    What's the situation captain?

    Jean-Luc:
    There no reasoning with them, that and the fact they wanted to kill me.

    Worf:
    2 against an unarmed man, Thats dishonoureble!

    Jean-Luc:
    Yes it is and I'm done wasting my time here. We have lots of phenomenon and entities to studie. Load up torpedo bay one, set the coordinates to Blade and Riddicks fighting ground and fire on my command... FIRE!

    <span style='color:red'>*Back on the planet*</span>

    Riddick:
    You're going down Blade!!!

    Blade:
    Looks like were both going down Rid

    Riddick:
    Oh crap...

    <span style='color:red'>*Jean-Luc wins. Flawless victory. Startrekality*</span>

    To be honest though. Blade would win the fight, vampire and bloodrinking conquers all <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • KoulnisKoulnis Join Date: 2005-04-13 Member: 48337Members
    *cue song* "I wear my sunglasses at night..."

    Blade wears his glasses at almost all times, even in dark situations. I would assume he can see in the dark pretty well.

    Blade also has martial arts going for him, whereas Riddick has just that pure animalism going for him. So...

    Let's do this Jungle style. Put them on two opposite points of a jungle (2 or 3 day trek across this thing) and let them hunt each other.

    Blade can feed off of whatever animals he finds there, Riddick can eat off of the vegetation since I would guess he knows what is good for him.

    Takes?
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Ash.

    OLOLOLOOLOLOLOL

    But yeah, I'd say they kill each other at the same time.
  • R_A_CR_A_C Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16273Members
    I'm not sure, the vampire characteristics of Blade lead me to believe he would win. Nice Jean-Luc Picard post.
  • CFInsaneCFInsane Join Date: 2003-08-27 Member: 20254Members
  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    no way.. if riddick can kill that shadow dude he can obviously kick blades ****.... besides.. blade wouldnt be able to suck riddicks blood.. that one guy couldnt even take his soul.. hed just get a really mean expressions and bulge out is face and probably shoot blades face off with blood...
  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    I could beat them both with little or no effort. They're both terrible.

    Blackula the Vampire Hunter and The Terminator 2.0. <i>Bleh.</i>
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