Blade Vs. Riddick

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  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Mullet has just won the "uber" nerd of the thread title. (considering blade can be about 4689746984654968 different things)
  • GrendelGrendel All that is fear... Join Date: 2002-07-19 Member: 970Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, NS2 Playtester
    <a href='http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=diesel&word2=snipes' target='_blank'>http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=...el&word2=snipes</a>

    Not necessarily.

    If the fight is anything like the films, I imagine that both will start off strong. Blade would start showing off his moves, whilst Riddick would just walk in, say hello and crack a couple of jokes.

    The first round would be a flurry of moves from Blade, whilst Riddick sought to keep his distance, occasionally goading Blade with the occasional biting remark.

    After a brief lull, round two would start.

    In the second round, Blade would charge out of the gate, then become confused. Fortunately, he's helped by his willy sidekick who suddenly appears in the fight against all probability. Blade spends the rest of the round baking cookies for Riddick, despite knowing that he's in a fight with him. Why? Because that's just how cool Blade is.

    Meanwhile, something has changed with Riddick. He runs into the ring and suddenly starts screaming, "I AM GOD! I AM COOL! I HAVE NO CONCEPT OF UNDERSTATEMENT!"

    Randomly, a huge swarm of pirates appear on the horizon! Fear not, for Riddick will smite them all with a small piece of orange rind he found lodged between his teeth.

    Now he's randomly posing and flexing at a small group of 14 year old boys in order to impress them. They applaud, as easily impressed children will.

    Wait, it's sudddenly been established that he's the messiah! The round closes with 400 tons of cheese landing on Riddick.

    Round three?

    Blade gets a woman to do all his fighting. Riddick enlists the Fremen and then implodes in a cloud of plagiarism and bad scripting.
  • GrendelGrendel All that is fear... Join Date: 2002-07-19 Member: 970Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, NS2 Playtester
    As for Diesel Vs Snipes IRL...

    Well, one's an award winning actor/director. The other one is a professional martial artist.


    Mmmm. TOUGH call.
  • KoulnisKoulnis Join Date: 2005-04-13 Member: 48337Members
    This became an awesome topic... I think I am going to do a weekly Who vs. Who on here as a poll and see what happens.

    My dimwitted suggestions only. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> At any rate, after reviewing both sides of the arguments, this one seems fairly even.

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    I would also at this point like to point out that Diesel was a bouncer for a few years in a rough place (if I remember correctly). Snipes can do martial arts, but I think Diesel could take a few beatings until he got up close with Snipes. Then it's grappling from there, and there would be an even match.

    Even then, back to the point at hand, Riddick and Blade are a fairly tough call to see who would win. Who is to say that Blade won't age much at all and live to Riddick's time? That would be an awesome movie, but I will let that one be.

    For now, I am going with <span style='color:red'>Blade</span>
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    Riddick wouldn't have that much of a chance unless he breaks Blades neck. I mean vampires regenerate and if Blade takes enough beating to hunger he would just suck the **** out of Riddick in a rage attack.

    Blade

    But only if Riddick dosn't pull off any "special powers" since he aint human.
  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Grendel+May 12 2005, 05:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Grendel @ May 12 2005, 05:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Riddick enlists the Fremen and then implodes in a cloud of plagiarism and bad scripting. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Fremen FTW.
  • monopolowamonopolowa Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28839Members
    <a href='http://www.grudge-match.com/History/ds-enterprise.shtml' target='_blank'>best ever</a>

    followed closely by <a href='http://www.grudge-match.com/History/ensign-stormtrooper.shtml' target='_blank'>this</a>

    too bad they've stopped making them
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