A Tale Of Two Sims...

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  • AnarkiThreeXSixAnarkiThreeXSix x_x Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24894Members
    lol <3 the pink bunny that pops out of nowhere when your sims get anti-social
  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Join Date: 2003-08-27 Member: 20284Members
    ... is that an alien in the lower left corner?
  • AlkillerAlkiller Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28847Members
    Somehow this is deliciously evil...
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Anarki3x6+Sep 16 2004, 02:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Anarki3x6 @ Sep 16 2004, 02:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> lol <3 the pink bunny that pops out of nowhere when your sims get anti-social <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Harvey!
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Invader Scoot+Sep 16 2004, 10:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Invader Scoot @ Sep 16 2004, 10:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I always found playing Survivor was the funnest thing you could do for Sims 1.

    Get 8 kids, throw them into the wierdest and funkiest house in the world. And then watch them as they one by one get sent off to army school. Give them some fridges of course, but you aren't allowed to force them to do anything.

    The adult version isn't as fun, because they aren't allowed to have any food, so then they just all die at the same time. Go go Grim Reaper! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Have you forgotten the horrors of the furnace? ...the furnace!

    Oh god those where the days...

    Anyway to go into to details, I had downloaded some new pack of items with and extremely flamable carpet. I made a small house with no door, covered the whole place with the news paper, *the flamable item* and left a small section in the middle with many coutches for the victims to sit in, and lots of fireworks. The point was to get one of the 8 idiots to light a firework just right so it landed in the news paper. It was so cool... The whole place is going to hell and evryones freaking out in the middle.

    *except for the few just sitting in the chairs*
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    From my thread: "When Boredom Strikes!"

    <a href='http://www.livejournal.com/users/nematoddity/133711.html' target='_blank'>http://www.livejournal.com/users/nematoddity/133711.html</a> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I don't have the heartlessness to carry though with it.
  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-RPG_Jssmfulhud+Sep 16 2004, 08:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RPG_Jssmfulhud @ Sep 16 2004, 08:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> DOOManiac: I <i>want</i> those screenshots. I <i>want</i> to see the destroyed doll house. <i>NOW</i>.

    Erm... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    you just want to see the hot tub episode.
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    DOOM, those children aren't still in there, are they?
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Hey, look! Another reason to hate NVidia!

    I returned The Sims 2, because the graphics corruption wouldn't stop, even with new drivers. GG Maxis <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Sep 16 2004, 08:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Sep 16 2004, 08:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hey, look! Another reason to hate NVidia!

    I returned The Sims 2, because the graphics corruption wouldn't stop, even with new drivers. GG Maxis <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hating commenced.
  • KitkiKitki Join Date: 2004-04-04 Member: 27722Members
    *twich* I'm going out and buying that.. Just to kill my Sims..
  • HibameHibame Join Date: 2003-11-16 Member: 22974Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Tryed sims2...

    Played for like 5 hours. It went like this
    -meet girl
    -spend time with as friend for 4 hours
    -max relationship in that 4 hours
    then
    -kiss/develope love
    -cuddle
    -propose
    -get married
    -make babies

    Other then the steps I did to intervein they were self sustainded using the bathroom/bed/food when needed. I think I might max a building with max hight then put the only bathroom at the top floor and everything else on the first floor and see how they do <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Hibame+Sep 16 2004, 10:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hibame @ Sep 16 2004, 10:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Tryed sims2...

    Played for like 5 hours. It went like this
    -meet girl
    -spend time with as friend for 4 hours
    -max relationship in that 4 hours
    then
    -kiss/develope love
    -cuddle
    -propose
    -get married
    -make babies

    Other then the steps I did to intervein they were self sustainded using the bathroom/bed/food when needed. I think I might max a building with max hight then put the only bathroom at the top floor and everything else on the first floor and see how they do <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Urine fetish, I get you...


    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> (I'm worried guys)
  • JaneJane Seriously&#33;? Join Date: 2003-07-01 Member: 17835Members, Constellation
    This is a sad year for college students... between roller coaster 3 coming out, sims 2, and possibly hl2... crap.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    edited September 2004
    Original story has been updated in first post!

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=10&t=80884&st=0#entry1241326' target='_blank'>gogogo</a>!
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Jane+Sep 16 2004, 11:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jane @ Sep 16 2004, 11:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is a sad year for college students... between roller coaster 3 coming out, sims 2, and possibly hl2... crap. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Didn't know the Sims 2 was out yet...and don't forget Fable...

    If not for the fact I'd gone to 5 hours of classes, 7 hours of work and walking to work - and my roommate sleeping, I'd be playing it now.

    Well, that and I need to be up for class in a few hours.

    Err, wait.

    <span style='color:orange'>UltimaGecko totters off to bed.</span>
    ...[Fable is fun...so far]
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    edited September 2004
    And Now... As The Camera Turns...

    Ted was a new arrivial in the neighborhood, so a few neighbors came over to greet him. His addition was a much welcomed one after <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=80884' target='_blank'>the tragedy that befell the Smith family</a>.

    Being a bit of a jerk and a social troll, Ted decided that imitating Dave Chappele imitating Rick James would be the best way to exert his dominance over the geeks.
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_07.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    What did the hand say to the face? <b>SLAP!</b>


    All that changed though when Ted met Laura. She was a nice girl, who laughed at his jokes (even the ones that weren't funny) and seemed to care for him in ways no other girl did before. She also danced erotically.
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_08.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Things moved at a fast pace for Ted and Laura. A bit too fast at times, but overall they were happy.
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_09.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    After all, they were young and in love. It wasn't too long before they decided to get engaged, and that Laura should move in. This instantly brought the Ted's income from $2,000 to $23,000. He's such a bum.
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_10.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    When Laura moved in and they spent their first night together, they got quite a bit frisky. Ted found out he may have bitten off a bit more than he could chew with Laura, who must have wanted to get into some really kinky stuff that Ted just wasn't ready for...
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_11.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    (Yes, those are handcuffs)


    Everything went allright for a few months. Ted and Laura were happy just being with each other. But then, things took a turn. You see, it turns out Laura's ambition in life was to be a lover. A lover with many, many partners.

    Ted was much too down-to-earth to try any sort of "group activities", but lucikly for Laura they both worked near opposite shifts. Laura took this opportunity to start a relationship with a friend of hers, Christie...
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_12.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Things were going well with Laura and Christie, as Laura finally had an outlet to her "frustrations".
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_13.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Ted began to notice strange behavior with his beloved, and became suspicious. Laura and Ted started to argue, and Ted found himself spending the night on the couch. Laura became more daring, and would actually sneak Christie over while Ted was still asleep on the couch!

    Till one day when Ted woke up and came into the bedroom to talk with Laura...
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_14.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Ted and Laura got into an argument with each other and ended up breaking off their relationship. Ted just wasn't as open minded as Laura was...
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_15.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Sadly, Ted becomes so enraged he physically attacks Laura and our tale comes to an end...
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_16.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    ... Or does it!? Tune in next post to find out!
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    Why do all your stories end in lesbianism, Doom?

    (Keep 'em coming!)
  • CartiCarti Join Date: 2003-07-12 Member: 18099Members, Constellation
    Thanks for making me chuckle in class DOOM =]
  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Dam it my copy didnt come in the mail today, GG crapy Royal Mail, I demand compensation for paying for postage (1st class = 1 day not 2) and a complete refund of postage costs.
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    A) Can you finally command your sims to beat the living crap out of each other?

    B) Are all female characters as geared towards lesbianism as yours, DOOM?
    Try making a movie withe the moviemaker;I've heard it is "Spiff 2 da Mxx(MAX with two Xs. And No A.)
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    lol The Sims Soap opera,

    Its madness I tell you!

    but funny too.
  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Sep 17 2004, 12:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Sep 17 2004, 12:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ted began to notice strange behavior with his beloved, and became suspicious. Laura and Ted started to argue, and Ted found himself spending the night on the couch. Laura became more daring, and would actually sneak Christie over while Ted was still asleep on the couch!

    Till one day when Ted woke up and came into the bedroom to talk with Laura...
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_14.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Isn't this how most pornos start?
  • SkinnYSkinnY Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7500Members
    well, i suck.... this is what happened to my sim...


    <img src='http://www.skinny.frac.dk/uploads/wilson.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />



    guess dooms sims lives better then mine <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Invader_ScootInvader_Scoot Join Date: 2003-10-13 Member: 21669Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    No fires yet??? Where are teh firarZ!~!12!¿
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Answer me, can you make Sims beat each other up?

    I MUST KNOW.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    hehe

    reading DOOM's posts is like playing the Sims

    just with out the tedious part of actualy having to play the game <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    sweet, doom wins!
  • SkinnYSkinnY Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7500Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Sep 17 2004, 08:58 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Sep 17 2004, 08:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Answer me, can you make Sims beat each other up?

    I MUST KNOW. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yes, yes you can.


    <img src='http://www.skinny.frac.dk/uploads/as.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    WTH HAPPENED TO HIS HOUSE?

    Did the bunny steal the walls or something?
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