Triscuits Rule

SirusSirus Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Posts: 4,807
edited June 2003 in Off-Topic
Ok, I'm sitting here eating some Triscuits, and I'm wondering to myself, Is there any in the world that doesn't like Triscuits. And if they don't are they mentally challenged ?

120 Calories
3 Grams Fat
3 Grams Fiber
3 Grams Protein

gg saltines

BTW, I have taken the off-topic forum to the very limits of off-topic.

Speaking of Rule, Orange soda rules too. I will dropkick anyone who says otherwise. tounge.gif
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Members Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Posts: 4,417 Advanced user
    I'm assuming they're some kind of biscuit\crisp-bread like edible. What country do they come from?
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  • eedioteediot Members Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Posts: 3,281 Fully active user
    it comes from russia!

    RUSSIA!

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  • SirusSirus Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Posts: 4,807
    They're "Baked Whole Wheat Crackers" Otherwise known has good.

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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Members, Constellation Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Posts: 2,670
    Yeah they are ok, crispers totally pwn them though.
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  • BurrBurr Members Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Posts: 2,148 Advanced user
    Yeah, I can eat them, not my favorite though, but they are still good.
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  • SirusSirus Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Posts: 4,807
    /me dropkicks Jodabob to the head.

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  • BurrBurr Members Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Posts: 2,148 Advanced user
    edited June 2003
    QUOTE (Sirus @ Jun 9 2003, 04:05 AM)
    /me dropkicks Jodabob to the head.

    I pull no punches  tounge.gif

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  • tbZBeAsttbZBeAst Members Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12755Posts: 920
    I've never had them, but as my whole body is made up of bones of contention, I've decided I don't like em. Nasty tasteless cardboard muck.
  • pardzhpardzh Members Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Posts: 3,137
    Wheat Thins > Triscuits
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  • SaltySalty Members Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Posts: 1,112
    I like orange soda because its oranger then actual oranges. Thats just so wierd.
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  • SycophantSycophant Members Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7092Posts: 1,144
    Naaah, Ritz > all.
    .....well, as long as you're not a health nut. Then it'd be more like "Ritz < all". tounge.gif

    There have been times I'd be coding for a few hours straight and I'd end up going through a whole box of Ritz crackers. I wasn't feeling too well after that session. sad.gif
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  • SaltySalty Members Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Posts: 1,112
    If watermelon wasn't so friggin sticky it would be my snack food of choice.
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  • SirusSirus Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Posts: 4,807
    A thread full of unbelievers !!

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    Ritz is too buttery. They're good once in a while, but Triscuits are those things that you can eat anytime, they're salty but not too salty, they have a good texture and they actually are satisfying, you eat like 5 and you actually realise that your not as hungry as before.

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  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Posts: 4,219 Advanced user
    triscuits give me heartburn, and they have a bit of an industrial aftertaste, but they are good.
  • GlissGliss Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Posts: 5,161 Fully active user
    edited June 2003
    I didn't know that they were called Triscuits until coil showed me. Then I got angry 'cause I think everyone agrees that Ramen noodles > anything.
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    A: I don't think about it that way exactly. Sure it's good if there is a nice distribution and that is something to work towards, but really the goal in DotA's development is, first and foremost, to make the gameplay quality the best it can be. It is the combination of all the heroes, items and mechanics together that makes DotA what it is and not the individual elements alone. Sometimes that means certain things are carefully adjusted to be more frequent than others, sometimes it doesn't, but ultimately the main judge of a game's quality is not in some artificial balance metric, but in the overall gameplay quality and depth that it has.
  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Posts: 7,511
    Ramen noodles do, indeed, pwn. However, Triscuits are the God of the cracker world. Add cheddar or cream cheese. Mmm.

    Ritz? Too crumbly. Wheat Thins? Are you mad, or just stupid? biggrin.gif They turn into absolute mush in your mouth - eating wheat thins without a *very* large beverage to wash them down is about as smart as a submarine with a screen door.
  • WheeeeWheeee Members, Reinforced - Shadow Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Posts: 4,262 Fully active user
    Wheat thins << triscuits.

    Wheat thins start out good, then become nasty
    Triscuits start out good, then get better

    Case closed
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  • SirusSirus Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Posts: 4,807
    Thats what I'm talking about.
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  • WheeeeWheeee Members, Reinforced - Shadow Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Posts: 4,262 Fully active user
    Orange sodas, while they certainly in an overall sense do rule, do not exclusively rule. There are some nasty ones...and I mean nasty.

    While we're talking about soda, root beer >> all other soda, except dr. pepper.
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  • AgentOrangeAgentOrange Members Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9244Posts: 575 Advanced user
    Wait, there are people, who don't think triscuits are the best cracker ever? Well, my world no longer makes sense smile.gif


    Ritz are so bad not even the company has faith in the cracker. On the back it says to try it with cheese, or lunch meat. But does not suggest to try a Ritz on top of the Ritz. If I bought Ritz it would be for crackers, not for tiny edible plates.

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  • LucidRealityLucidReality Members Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13496Posts: 396
    edited June 2003
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    a submarine with a screen door.



    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! I love that. Now im gonna go and do it.


    Now a triscut with Swiss cheese miccrowaved on. OMG! mmmmmmm
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  • SaltySalty Members Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Posts: 1,112
    You gotta admit though when your in a society that thinks orange juice is not an orange enough color for orange soda you kick ****.

    as for soda, cream soda, I don't buy it though because it dosent sound manly.
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  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Posts: 8,282
    QUOTE (Duff-Man @ Jun 9 2003, 06:40 AM)
    Wheat Thins > Triscuits

    Duff-maaan is thrust-iinngg in the diRECtion of the correct answ-eeerrrrrrr. Ohhh, yeeeaaahhhhh...

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  • BigDBigD [OldF] Members Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1596Posts: 1,056 Advanced user
    Me thinks Mons been wanting to do THAT for a while now... OOHHHH yeah!

    And Vegetable Thins + Krafter Dinner + Ketchup = teh win!!!1111oneoneone

    And yes, it count's as a snack. NEVER EAT FRESH KRAFT DINNER. After it's been on the table for week it becomes a cracker like material. If it's older than a week, dip in ketchup and/or cheez-whiz until it tastes good again. This has been your Midas Tip of the Week!
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  • UnknownUnknown Join Date: 1970-01-01 Member:
    edited June 2003
    hm. in terms of snack foods,

    babies' fingers > triscuits.

    ¬_¬

    and when you say ramen noodles > anything.. that MAY be possible.. if you're talking about real ramen. not that nasty **** artificial sh*t.. gross. gross, gross, gross.
  • RionRion Members Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7752Posts: 388 Advanced user
    QUOTE (Salty @ Jun 9 2003, 09:37 AM)
    If watermelon wasn't so friggin sticky it would be my snack food of choice.

    ..what the heck kind of water mellon do you eat?!

    Anyway.. String Cheese>every other snack food.. period.
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  • hellokittyhellokitty riotkitty Members Join Date: 2003-04-09 Member: 15348Posts: 347
    triscuits..now there's something i haven't had in ages. they're good but not my favorite snack of all time. i like the cheeze crackers like goldfish and cheez nips.

    i'm hungry now.. thanks a lot. all i have are apples and potstickers in the fridge..

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  • tbZBeAsttbZBeAst Members Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12755Posts: 920
    "Potstickers"?

    That sounds less a snack food than a device of torture.



    Still not talking? Time to use the potsticker!
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Members Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Posts: 4,417 Advanced user
    QUOTE ([tbZ]BeAst @ Jun 10 2003, 07:30 PM)
    "Potstickers"?

    That sounds less a snack food than a device of torture.



    Still not talking? Time to use the potsticker!

    Well, so does "triscuit".

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  • GlissGliss Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Posts: 5,161 Fully active user
    QUOTE (coil @ Jun 9 2003, 05:51 PM)
    Ramen noodles do, indeed, pwn. However, Triscuits are the God of the cracker world. Add cheddar or cream cheese. Mmm.

    Ritz? Too crumbly. Wheat Thins? Are you mad, or just stupid? biggrin.gif They turn into absolute mush in your mouth - eating wheat thins without a *very* large beverage to wash them down is about as smart as a submarine with a screen door.

    Remember that Triscuits are the gods of the cracker world. However, Ramen noodles are still god of, you know, noodle world.
    Q: Is your goal to make everything picked the same amount of times? (from j.walsh)
    A: I don't think about it that way exactly. Sure it's good if there is a nice distribution and that is something to work towards, but really the goal in DotA's development is, first and foremost, to make the gameplay quality the best it can be. It is the combination of all the heroes, items and mechanics together that makes DotA what it is and not the individual elements alone. Sometimes that means certain things are carefully adjusted to be more frequent than others, sometimes it doesn't, but ultimately the main judge of a game's quality is not in some artificial balance metric, but in the overall gameplay quality and depth that it has.
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