Triscuits Rule

SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
edited June 2003 in Off-Topic
Ok, I'm sitting here eating some Triscuits, and I'm wondering to myself, Is there any in the world that <i>doesn't</i> like Triscuits. And if they don't are they mentally challenged ?

120 Calories
3 Grams Fat
3 Grams Fiber
3 Grams Protein

gg saltines

BTW, I have taken the off-topic forum to the very limits of off-topic.

Speaking of Rule, Orange soda rules too. I will dropkick anyone who says otherwise. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    I'm assuming they're some kind of biscuit\crisp-bread like edible. What country do they come from?
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    it comes from russia!

    RUSSIA!

    ;P
  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    They're "Baked Whole Wheat Crackers" Otherwise known has good.

    <img src='http://www.mandiberg.com/shop/images/2408.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    Yeah they are ok, crispers totally pwn them though.
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    Yeah, I can eat them, not my favorite though, but they are still good.
  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    /me dropkicks Jodabob to the head.

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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    edited June 2003
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  • tbZBeAsttbZBeAst Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12755Members
    I've never had them, but as my whole body is made up of bones of contention, I've decided I don't like em. Nasty tasteless cardboard muck.
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Wheat Thins > Triscuits
  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    I like orange soda because its oranger then actual oranges. Thats just so wierd.
  • SycophantSycophant Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7092Members
    Naaah, Ritz > all.
    .....well, as long as you're not a health nut. Then it'd be more like "Ritz < all". <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    There have been times I'd be coding for a few hours straight and I'd end up going through a whole box of Ritz crackers. I wasn't feeling too well after that session. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    If watermelon wasn't so friggin sticky it would be my snack food of choice.
  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    A thread full of unbelievers !!

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    Ritz is too buttery. They're good once in a while, but Triscuits are those things that you can eat anytime, they're salty but not too salty, they have a good texture and they actually are satisfying, you eat like 5 and you actually realise that your not as hungry as before.
  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    triscuits give me heartburn, and they have a bit of an industrial aftertaste, but they are good.
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    edited June 2003
    I didn't know that they were called Triscuits until coil showed me. Then I got angry 'cause I think everyone agrees that Ramen noodles > anything.
  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Ramen noodles do, indeed, pwn. However, Triscuits are the God of the cracker world. Add cheddar or cream cheese. Mmm.

    Ritz? Too crumbly. Wheat Thins? Are you mad, or just stupid? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> They turn into absolute mush in your mouth - eating wheat thins without a *very* large beverage to wash them down is about as smart as a submarine with a screen door.
  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Wheat thins << triscuits.

    Wheat thins start out good, then become nasty
    Triscuits start out good, then get better

    Case closed
  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Thats what I'm talking about.
  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Orange sodas, while they certainly in an overall sense do rule, do not exclusively rule. There are some nasty ones...and I mean nasty.

    While we're talking about soda, root beer >> all other soda, except dr. pepper.
  • AgentOrangeAgentOrange Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9244Members
    Wait, there are people, who don't think triscuits are the best cracker ever? Well, my world no longer makes sense <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->


    Ritz are so bad not even the company has faith in the cracker. On the back it says to try it with cheese, or lunch meat. But does not suggest to try a Ritz on top of the Ritz. If I bought Ritz it would be for crackers, not for tiny edible plates.
  • LucidRealityLucidReality Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13496Members
    edited June 2003
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! I love that. Now im gonna go and do it.


    Now a triscut with Swiss cheese miccrowaved on. OMG! mmmmmmm
  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    You gotta admit though when your in a society that thinks orange juice is not an orange enough color for orange soda you kick ****.

    as for soda, cream soda, I don't buy it though because it dosent sound manly.
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--Duff-Man+Jun 9 2003, 06:40 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Duff-Man @ Jun 9 2003, 06:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wheat Thins > Triscuits <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Duff-maaan is thrust-iinngg in the diRECtion of the correct answ-eeerrrrrrr. Ohhh, yeeeaaahhhhh...

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  • BigDBigD [OldF] Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1596Members
    Me thinks Mons been wanting to do THAT for a while now... OOHHHH yeah!

    And Vegetable Thins + Krafter Dinner + Ketchup = teh win!!!1111oneoneone

    And yes, it count's as a snack. NEVER EAT FRESH KRAFT DINNER. After it's been on the table for week it becomes a cracker like material. If it's older than a week, dip in ketchup and/or cheez-whiz until it tastes good again. This has been your Midas Tip of the Week!
  • UnknownUnknown Join Date: 1970-01-01 Member:
    edited June 2003
    hm. in terms of snack foods,

    babies' fingers > triscuits.

    ¬_¬

    and when you say ramen noodles > anything.. that MAY be possible.. if you're talking about real ramen. not that nasty **** artificial sh*t.. gross. gross, gross, gross.
  • RionRion Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7752Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Salty+Jun 9 2003, 09:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Salty @ Jun 9 2003, 09:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If watermelon wasn't so friggin sticky it would be my snack food of choice. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ..what the heck kind of water mellon do you eat?!

    Anyway.. String Cheese>every other snack food.. period.
  • hellokittyhellokitty riotkitty Join Date: 2003-04-09 Member: 15348Members
    triscuits..now there's something i haven't had in ages. they're good but not my favorite snack of all time. i like the cheeze crackers like goldfish and cheez nips.

    i'm hungry now.. thanks a lot. all i have are apples and potstickers in the fridge..

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  • tbZBeAsttbZBeAst Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12755Members
    "Potstickers"?

    That sounds less a snack food than a device of torture.



    Still not talking? Time to use the potsticker!
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--[tbZ]BeAst+Jun 10 2003, 07:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([tbZ]BeAst @ Jun 10 2003, 07:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Potstickers"?

    That sounds less a snack food than a device of torture.



    Still not talking? Time to use the potsticker! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, so does "triscuit".

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->'All right, all <i>right</i>,' said the Supreme Grand Master testily. 'Just a yes would have done. Is the triple circle well and truly traced? Art all here who Art Here? And it be well for an knowlessman that he should not be here, for he would be taken from this place and his gaskin slit, his moules shown to the four winds, his welchet torn asunder with many hooks and his trisciut placed upon a spike'<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> - Adapted from Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett.
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin--coil+Jun 9 2003, 05:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (coil @ Jun 9 2003, 05:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ramen noodles do, indeed, pwn. However, Triscuits are the God of the cracker world. Add cheddar or cream cheese. Mmm.

    Ritz? Too crumbly. Wheat Thins? Are you mad, or just stupid? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> They turn into absolute mush in your mouth - eating wheat thins without a *very* large beverage to wash them down is about as smart as a submarine with a screen door. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Remember that Triscuits are the gods of the cracker world. However, Ramen noodles are still god of, you know, noodle world.
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