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JediYoshi · August 2002

Q: What will the Legionnaired action firgure say when you pull it's finger?

A: Because <img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/siege.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':siege:'> can shoot through walls.

Legionnaired · August 2002

Yup, it was the GIR thing.

Idiot lamer: OMG! TuRR#7 h4x! WTf! h0w do3s 1t k33p k1ll1n m3h!

I think invader Zim Rocks.

coil · August 2002

Q) So... tell me, in your own words, why you think you've been labeled a "second-class citizen."

A) To keep the fur out of my ears, of course.

Legionnaired · August 2002

Why are you holding pictures of Johnny Carson to the sides of your head?

WHEN IT"S DONE!!!

JediYoshi · August 2002

When will Paroxysm be realesed?

Because a lvl 1 ate my homework.

Freemantle · August 2002

Question: Why is your gorin stinky?

Answer: Obese, Fam gropers

GobyWan · August 2002

Q: What best describes the members of Evolutionarily Challenged?

A: A half-eaten jackrabbit thigh.

Freemantle · August 2002

Q) MonsE, I wan't to be a playtester. What do I need?

A) That definatly wont be included in version 1.0

JediYoshi · August 2002

Q: Will version 2 be in version 1?

A: Video killed the radio star.

Freemantle · August 2002

Q)What you talkin' 'bout, willis?

A)Read the FAQ

JediYoshi · August 2002

Q: What do you do if you haven't read the FAQs yet.

A: Porrasturvat

Sgt_X · August 2002

What is Porrasturvat?

Bob's left rear claw.

JediYoshi · August 2002

Q: What's this thats clinging to me?

A: Because JediYoshi is posting too much

<table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Sgt. X @ Aug. 14 2002,01:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">What is Porrasturvat?

Bob's left rear claw.</td></tr></table>
If you're serious, <a href="http://www.natural-selection.org/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=10;t=4858" target="_blank">linkage</a>

Freemantle · August 2002

Q) Why isn't Natural Selection on the Quake 3 engine?

A)TSA issue dohnuts

Zcaliber · August 2002

Q: Why does the TSA issue Doughnuts?

A: Subject to change.

Freemantle · August 2002

Q)What is the premise behind Natural Selection?

A)Comprox for sure, I think there are a few others.

(I dont think you people get this, this is supposed to be FUNNY)

JediYoshi · August 2002

Q: Who secretly keeps Fam dolls in their bedrooms?

A: Gir

Sinister · August 2002

Q: What's the first thing you think of when I say green-edged octopus-plumpudding?

A: Moldy mutant carrotsoup...

Carbon14 · August 2002

Q: The inspiration behind the style of the aliens in NS

A: Level five

JediYoshi · August 2002

Q: What is the last thing you see when you're getting rammed to death by an Alien?

A: Kid tested, Mother approved

Necrotic · August 2002

Q: Mart is..?
A: Second house on the left, behind the EC forums

Zcaliber · August 2002

Y'know, I JUST got the concept of this thing... Me = Stupid

Q: Where does satan live?

A: It puts the lotion in the basket.

Fam · August 2002

What does Comprox do for a living?

Jedisar and a small Swedish Elf.

nerve_GS · August 2002

Q: You saw WHAT in a porn movie?
A: The Queen of Denmark's basement

Insane · August 2002

Where has Fam been hiding?

Underpants

GobyWan · August 2002

Q: Where's the dev team's secret lair?

A: Rice Krispies squares and Tang.

Insane · August 2002

What is MonsE made of?

All the devs do it

Fam · August 2002

Q: Why did you feel the need to put Comprox in a hotdog suit and tie him to the side of a lamppost?

A: Its mostly found in small european counties.

pielemuis · August 2002

Where can you find small europeans?

creative goo

Greedo · August 2002

What tastes loads better than rancid goo?

We were all young, innocent, and naive to the ways of the world, trekking across the Serengeti, and dripping with bacon grease.

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