Back to front q&a

JediYoshi

Q: What's the new game type for NS?
A: Carbon... I wvu you

Dan_Forever

Q) How did PadawanYoshi express his gratitude when Carbon granted him Jedi Status?

A) U53 73h 1337 5p34k!

Dunsby

how do i look cool?

go in a freezer

Freemantle

How do you get cryogenically frozen to battle your arch-nemesis in the 90's?

Excuse me? Can I get that question again in correct english?

Dunsby

hola, me llamo ben y tu?

TIMAHHHHH!!!

Comprox

What is some overused and just plain dumb name? <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

The little red cup

Biomechanoid

Q) What's the name of the trophy for the soccerleague for sunburned gnomes?

A) chocolate fudge

RhoadsToNowhere

Q)What is the researchable upgrade to the marine donut and ice cream factory?

A)Forty-six and two

Gwahir

Q: What is 101110 in base ten, assuming it is in its most likely base which is base __?

A: Only 1, and it uses a donut shaped set of magnetic field generators to enable containment.

Evil_Sonic_Death_Monkey

Q: I DUN GIVE ABOUT THE MARINES!!! How many donuts were able to survive the alien attack??? how were they saved???

A: The onyl thing inside was a donut-making kit.

Freemantle

Q) They rejected SentrySteve from 'oven fixing' school?!?! What was in his toolbelt?

A)Because if he had pants, then he wouldn't be Pantsless Bert!

Battousaix

hey wtf is sentrysteve doin?? wtf he took off his pants why the heck he did that??

cheeeseeee

Dunsby

what does milk make?

cereal

Dan_Forever

SBV finally got it! w000000000000t (now he just needs to make the questions interesting <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->)

Q) What is the substance that the aliens use to infest areas with in NS?

A) Corporal Nobby Nobbs

Dunsby

who is leading squad 735?

some tosser

Fam

Who posted before Fam?

A sprinkle of icing, and a little flower, and it will be done!

Dunsby

what else is needed till ns comes out??

GIANT ALIENS 500 FEET TALL!

Comprox

(stop changing your post ###### <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo--> )
What does Fam look like?

A blue pen that is out of ink



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Dunsby

what really ##### up a writer?

hunger!!!!

Fam

Q. they?

A. Huzzabaloo, and all that jazz.

Evil_Sonic_Death_Monkey

Q: What does Flayra like to listen to when he's playing NS?

A: Sheesh... talk about idiots with welders...

Legionnaired

Commander, is it OK that i welded your door shut? It's secure!

I drove my chevy to the levy, but the damn levy was dry!

Biomechanoid

Q) do you recall what was revealed the day the music died?

A) because the beginning is the end is the beginning

JediYoshi

Q: What makes less sense than the natural selection philosohpy?

A:
<img src="http://www.planethalflife.com/images/screens/hvmarine_01_sm.jpg" border="0">

Biomechanoid

Q) <!--emo&:tiny:--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tiny.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':tiny:'><!--endemo--> ?

A) cinnamon toast with extra bob-butter

JediYoshi

Q: Umm, what is that stuff, right next to the flier wing elephant ears?

A:
<img src="http://disney.go.com/disneyvideos/animatedfilms/buzzlightyear/cast/images/zurg_main.gif" border="0">

Mouse

Q: What is forcing me to post in ths thread more than once?

A: Deepfried Monkey

Trane

And what other side would you like with your KFC meal?

The chickens are all gone and all we have our monkeys

JediYoshi

Q: =O, what happened to cs_italy?

A: OMFG, we're all gonna phhr this l337 new heavy armour.

Novakoala

^ Q. What does JediYoshi murmur in his sleep?

V A. The last four pages of the Quake 2 manual.