Besides... the Beastie Boys are*much* better for NS rap!
Here's a little story, I got to tell, about three bad players you know so well! It started way back, in history, with BitchSLAP!, Flayra and that guy Mons-E!
Been had a little skulk named Coil here, Just me an' my Monse covering the rear! Trekkin' cross the land, listenin' to my command! Pac an' Coil on his tail cause he's in demand! One lonely Mons-E is he! All by himself without nobody! The lights are beatin' down, showing him the way. Hoppin round the corners, lookin' for a fray. Lookin' for a skulk, he ran into a lerk. pwnd him with his shotty and then ran into Merk.
--more to come later... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Wheeee, I am at work right now laughing my **** off at your SW rap version. That is fantastic.
And Slappy, you just took one of my all time favorite BB''s tunes and made it even better. That rules.
FANGS WHERE ARE YOU??? We need some of these NS radioed... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
(To answer everyone's question, I found the time to write that last night at work at about 2am. Waiting for a DSRepair to complete for a dead Netware 6 master replica. For those who know what I am talking about, you know how long that takes... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> )
<!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jun 10 2003, 10:13 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jun 10 2003, 10:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> (To answer everyone's question, I found the time to write that last night at work at about 2am. Waiting for a DSRepair to complete for a dead Netware 6 master replica. For those who know what I am talking about, you know how long that takes... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> ) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I was at the "Coil is Vanilla" party live, and it was a couple hours. I'd still like to see the final figures of Monse's earnings while writing that "song" and whipping me into a photoshop fury.
<!--QuoteBegin--Marik_Steele+Jun 10 2003, 01:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Jun 10 2003, 01:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The only major memories I have are...hearing his music (and others of its time) while going around the roller skating rink a gazillion times. I know I'm not the sort or age of person who should be saying this, but things were just <i>different</i> then... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Oddly enough, that was the same memory the song evoked in me. That, and the repeated encouragings to our friends to request the song, wondering if the DJ at the family skate rink would play it, since it had that "dirty word" at the beginning, which I oddly can't pick out today.
Times have indeed changed. You kids today don't know how good you've got it. We didn't use the words "polygons" when talking about computer games when I was a kid. We talked about blocks. My favorite childhood video game hero? A triangle that moved around and shot pixels. And when I was your age, we didn't have the "internet." If you had a research paper due tomorrow, you got down to the library with a pocketful of dimes in a hurry. The closest thing we had was Prodigy, which was a sad excuse. And don't get me started on P2P networks. If you wanted to steal a song back then, you had to shoplift the cassette tape yourself. And DVDs...ooooooooooh.
You kids don't know how good you've got it.
What was the topic again?
Oh, yeah.
MonsE > me
-Ryan!
"The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo." -- Art Buchwald
Thank you, MonsE, i've never herd of enyone so dedicated to make a rap about NS to the beat of "Ice Ice Baby". I Think it's almost as scarey and demented as it is extremely halarious.
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edited June 2003
You didn't use the word "polygons" back then? Thats good, it would be pretty wierd if you did, you know, since they didn't exist back then and all... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> While we are still on the subject of old times, does anyone else remember the "voxel" craze?
[edit] You can let [FFT]Fangs do this on one condition: that he promises to pronounce "Gorge" right, until then I will kill anybody who tries to give the script to him. [/edit]
TalesinOur own little well of hateJoin Date: 2002-11-08Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
Actually, I *want* the outfit from the first of those latest three pics. Or at least the hat and sunglasses. The jacket just seems to match... but it'd be d*mn cool to walk around in that stuff. Especially after a little grunging-up, adding a few tasteful dings and stains. Maybe even crack one of the sunglass lenses if I could figure out a way to still see clearly. Mmmmmm.
It seems that he has some of groin issue in the second pic though, which makes it even funnier. Like has an invisble hock (or swiss-seat) on over his parachute ponce.
<!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jun 10 2003, 04:25 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jun 10 2003, 04:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> MonsE with a gauge and Flayra with a nine <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Quite possibly the best line on this forum.
ThinGLord of wub and vlaaiJoin Date: 2003-04-11Member: 15400Members, Reinforced - Supporter
*bumpeh*
how about actually sending this to the ns radio guys? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
how about actually sending this to the ns radio guys? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> lol im sorry but coil > win.
I had to resurrect this based on a previous list here that references Vanilla Coil. Luckily I needed to edit the picture link in the main page, so I sort of have a legit reseaon.
A reason that is too legit, too legit to quit. BOOYYYEEEE!!!
Yeah, but now more people will understand my Vanilla Coil NS spray <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
This thread reminded me of He-man and the blatant homo-erotocism it showed to young people in the 80's. Watch any episode and you'll get some bad sexual innuendo or terrible drawing that can just be mistaken...<i>Bad</i>. Not to mention the terrible sound effects, somehow it managed to be the most popular cartoon show of the time....I admit I watched it too; what was I thinking?
Everything about that show was wrong....WRONG...it was worse than Vanilla Ice and the New Kids on the Block.
Comments
Besides... the Beastie Boys are*much* better for NS rap!
Here's a little story, I got to tell,
about three bad players you know so well!
It started way back, in history,
with BitchSLAP!, Flayra and that guy Mons-E!
Been had a little skulk named Coil here,
Just me an' my Monse covering the rear!
Trekkin' cross the land, listenin' to my command!
Pac an' Coil on his tail cause he's in demand!
One lonely Mons-E is he!
All by himself without nobody!
The lights are beatin' down, showing him the way.
Hoppin round the corners, lookin' for a fray.
Lookin' for a skulk, he ran into a lerk.
pwnd him with his shotty and then ran into Merk.
--more to come later... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
-Slappy
Surely you would have sensed your hive was in danger.
Coil: Ow, why'd you slice off my hand?
MonsE: It's imperative that you understand
Flayra would never bother
Telling you how the JP hovers
Coil: He told me enough! He told me you're playtesting!
MonsE: Then there's something I must reveal, then:
I'm a doncer, I'm a doncer
I'm a doncer, I'm a doncer
And Slappy, you just took one of my all time favorite BB''s tunes and made it even better. That rules.
FANGS WHERE ARE YOU??? We need some of these NS radioed... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
(To answer everyone's question, I found the time to write that last night at work at about 2am. Waiting for a DSRepair to complete for a dead Netware 6 master replica. For those who know what I am talking about, you know how long that takes... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> )
Oh... Coil... right...
Umm... Nice earing.
I was at the "Coil is Vanilla" party live, and it was a couple hours. I'd still like to see the final figures of Monse's earnings while writing that "song" and whipping me into a photoshop fury.
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What he wore under his cap and gown, just to show them he's his own boss.
<img src='http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/coolasice1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Meeting up with friends after the big ceremony for cherry phosphates at the local diner.
<img src='http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/coolasice4.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Heading out on the open road with his main squeeze, looking at all of life's opportunities in front of him.
<img src='http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/coolasice8.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Go Vanilla coil, it's your birthday, go vanilla coil, go go go go go...
Oddly enough, that was the same memory the song evoked in me. That, and the repeated encouragings to our friends to request the song, wondering if the DJ at the family skate rink would play it, since it had that "dirty word" at the beginning, which I oddly can't pick out today.
Times have indeed changed. You kids today don't know how good you've got it. We didn't use the words "polygons" when talking about computer games when I was a kid. We talked about blocks. My favorite childhood video game hero? A triangle that moved around and shot pixels. And when I was your age, we didn't have the "internet." If you had a research paper due tomorrow, you got down to the library with a pocketful of dimes in a hurry. The closest thing we had was Prodigy, which was a sad excuse. And don't get me started on P2P networks. If you wanted to steal a song back then, you had to shoplift the cassette tape yourself. And DVDs...ooooooooooh.
You kids don't know how good you've got it.
What was the topic again?
Oh, yeah.
MonsE > me
-Ryan!
"The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be.
Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed
in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo."
-- Art Buchwald
Thank you, MonsE, i've never herd of enyone so dedicated to make a rap about NS to the beat of "Ice Ice Baby". I Think it's almost as scarey and demented as it is extremely halarious.
[edit] You can let [FFT]Fangs do this on one condition: that he promises to pronounce "Gorge" right, until then I will kill anybody who tries to give the script to him. [/edit]
that is too good
MonsE=pwn
A coilfox.
Quite possibly the best line on this forum.
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
how about actually sending this to the ns radio guys? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
how about actually sending this to the ns radio guys? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
lol im sorry but coil > win.
A reason that is too legit, too legit to quit. BOOYYYEEEE!!!
OMGBAN!!!!
mmmmm......brains....hunger.....
o_O
Everything about that show was wrong....WRONG...it was worse than Vanilla Ice and the New Kids on the Block.
Must....read...incantation....to....send...thread....back....to...thread...under..world......arrrrrrrggh *dies*
owww, my brain, get the images out...
[edit - blantant gecko grammar nazism]