Coil's Dark, Dark Sekrat...

MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
edited November 2003 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">To the extreme booyyeeeee!!!!!</div> I just figured out where I had seen Coil before... Allow me to show you:

Coil:

<img src='http://www.princeton.edu/~danj/pictures/headshot4.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

and where coil got his big break:

<img src='http://www.altocelebs.com/v/vanilla-ice/c-001777-pi-109572.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

OMG HAX HE'S VANILLA ICE!!!!!!

To celebrate this fact, I present 'Coil, Coil, Baby', to the tune of 'ice ice baby', by Vanilla Ice...

(And here's the original, if you younger types are scratching your heads in confusion...<a href='http://www.readyroom.org/downloads/ice_ice_baby.mp3' target='_blank'>Original song, in MP3</a>


<i>
"Yo Coil, kick it one time, boyeeeeeeee!" "Yo MonsE-- let's kick it!"

All right stop playtest and listen
Coil is back with my brand new invention
NS grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a skulk daily and nightly

Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn on the sensories and I'll cloak
To the extreme I rock a fade like a vandal
Light up hera and wax a comm like a candle

Swing Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your base like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I string some dope webbies
Anything less than the best is a felony

Love it or leave it you better gain weight
I'm gonna evolve into the kid that don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the chambers while my gorge respawns it

Coil, coil babbbbbyyyyyyy (refrain)

Now that the server is jumping
With the rush kicked in and the hives are pumpin'
Quick to the spawnpoint no faking
I'm cooking Marines like a pound of bacon

Biting them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a base build
And a HA with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go rambo

Rollin' in my big Onos
With my dread-locks back so my stomps can blow
The skulkies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just charged by

Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted down to skulk and I'm heading to the next block
Their minibase was dead yo
so I continued to cargo

Marines were hot wearing less than +3
NS lovers carrying heat
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
MonsE with a gauge and Flayra with a nine

Waiting for the chumps and hanging on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of spore balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I bit their face all I heard were shouts for health

Falling on the concrete real fast
leaped through the air like slamming on the gas
Bumper to bumper the hallways packed
I'm trying to get away before I get shottie jacked

Marines on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the other l4me fiends
If there was a problem hive three will solve it
Check out the teeth while my xeno evolves in

Coil, coil babbbbbyyyyyyy (refrain)

Take heed 'cause I'm a Kharaa poet
Bast's the scene just in case you didn't know it
My Oni that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and stomp holes in the ground

'Cause my devour's like a chemical spill
Feasible acid that you can vision and feel
contracted and reformed
This is a hell of a concept

We make a hive and you want to step with this
Scythe plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other Marine'ss say 'damn'
If my umbra was a drug I'd sell it by the gram

Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the stomp while I churn my onos stomach juice
If there was a comm chair yo I'll solve it
Check out the green sprites while my bile bomb dissolves it

Coil Coil baby vanilla
Coil Coil baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Coil Coil baby vanilla
Coil Coil baby vanilla Coil
Yo man let's get out of hera
Word to your Hivemind
Coil Coil baby too cold
Coil Coil baby too cold too cold (x2)
Coil Coil baby
</i>


(edited to be one long song)
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Comments

  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
  • roachemsroachems Join Date: 2003-04-02 Member: 15148Members
    intersting........
  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    I am horrified beyond all rational thought, MonsE. Please stop.
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    I don't know what I'm more scared of, the picture of coil or the strange, strange rap.

    --Scythe--
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    edited June 2003
    I can't believe you nubs never heard of Vanilla ice and his dope rhymes... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Can one of the NSradio DJ's link us to a temp copy of 'ice ice baby' by Vanilla Ice, from his album 'To the Extreme'? Kthnxpreesh
  • Speed_2_DaveSpeed_2_Dave Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8788Members
    and to think tonight was the first night I would return to the NS channel in IRC...
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    Doon doon doon duh-duh-duh-doon

    Doon doon doon duh-duh-duh-doon

    ICE ICE BABY
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    ...


    MonsE is t3h b4d m0f0.

    --Scythe--
  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jun 10 2003, 12:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jun 10 2003, 12:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <i>...MonsE with a gauge and Flayra with a nine ...

    ...If there was a problem hive three will solve it
    Check out the teeth while my xeno evolves in</i> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Best.
    Song.
    Ever.
  • ElvenThiefElvenThief aka Elven Thief (ex. NS Programmer) Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8754Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Should see if FFT- Fangs can arrange something special...
  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    XD

    You're the best MonsE.

    We definetly gotta get someone to do this.
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    Something tells me I shouldn't ask...
  • Dr_ShaggyDr_Shaggy Join Date: 2002-09-26 Member: 1340Members, Constellation
    Rocks the mic like a vandal (wheres my tatto?)
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    edited June 2003
    omg, just when I thought Monse couldn't get any worse...he starts kicking it ol skool!
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    OMG that is soo awesome! LOL Shaggy!
  • KungFuSquirrelKungFuSquirrel Basher of Muttons Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 103Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    I wish I looked like someone famous. Even if it's a washed-up rapper.

    Though piele says I look like Ryan Stiles. Guess that means my dream of making out with Julia Stiles will never be. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    "yo coil, kick it one time, boyeee!" "Yo MonsE, let's kick it!"

    R.
    O.
    F.
    L.

    I love you, MonsE. XD
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    Is it me, or has everyone gone insane?
  • sheena_yanaisheena_yanai Join Date: 2002-12-23 Member: 11426Members
    hive hive baby??

    wooo.. coil is such a cutie <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Dr_ShaggyDr_Shaggy Join Date: 2002-09-26 Member: 1340Members, Constellation
    Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Dr_Shaggy+Jun 10 2003, 12:03 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dr_Shaggy @ Jun 10 2003, 12:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Rocks the mic like a vandal (wheres my tatto?) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I found my new desktop
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    coil looks nothing like vanilla ice in that picture ><

    maybe if he specifically went out of his way to look like him, but, no. i dont see it happening with that picture.
  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Dr_Shaggy+Jun 9 2003, 11:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dr_Shaggy @ Jun 9 2003, 11:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    my eyes burn from that pic...
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    Oh god shaggy. Please make it stop.

    I've got a stich from laughing.

    --Scythe--
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
  • voogruvoogru Naturally Modified (ex. NS programmer) Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1827Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    rofl! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
  • Dr_ShaggyDr_Shaggy Join Date: 2002-09-26 Member: 1340Members, Constellation
    is this even funny anymore?
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Yes. Yes it is...

    /me tries to breath from looking at all the pics and laughing too hard...
  • redeemed_darknessredeemed_darkness Join Date: 2003-01-21 Member: 12565Members
    This is one of these threads I wish I could forget
    *Runs off screaming in horror* <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo-->
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