Forum Game: If Shakesphere Was A Programmer

Rydell · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
printfln("Good night, good night!");

if ( (parting = such.sorrow(sweet)) == true) {
while( (TheTime() != dayTime.morning) {
printfln("Good night");
}
}</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

This is the best thread ever <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

DOOManiac · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Jun 12 2003, 03:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 12 2003, 04:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'>JCeaser c = new JCeaser();
if (c.health == 0)
out.println("Et tu Brute?");</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
System.out.println() :p  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
You assume I'm writing out to the system console and not out to some object w/ i/o functions such as java.io.PrintWriter :P

Oh and guys, only programming languages. No HTML, that's not a programming language. :P Neither is MS-DOS batch files heh

DoADrunkMonkey · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'>var
i:integer;
thou,art:boolean;
begin
Randomize;
for i := 1 to 1336 do begin
form1.Canvas.TextOut(random(height),random(width),'Romeo romeo where art thou');
end;
if thou = art then
{DOH!. rest of the plot here}

end;</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

pascal! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

LucidReality · June 2003

no no, TECHNICALLY HTML is programming code... so Bleh to you kiddo.

You program the browser to show what you put in so bleh bleh bleh.

and i forgot the basic i learned.

TheWizard · June 2003

if(dunsenainHill == GreatBurnhamWood)
[
Macduff=NotWomanBorn;
Macbeth=null;

Epilogue();
]

TheWizard · June 2003

HTML is most definately a programming language.

voogru · June 2003

This has nothing to do with shakespere. But I feel like posting it.

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'>
int RemoveJessysBF()
{
for (long l = 0; l <= m_lWorldPopulation; l++ )
{
person_t *pPerson = GET_PERSON_POINTER(l);

if(!strcmp (pPerson->m_szFirstname, "Jessica") && !strcmp(pPerson->m_szLastname, "Hanson") )//Find all people with the name "Jessica Hanson"
{
for (long ll = 0; ll <= pPerson->m_lPeopleKnown; ll++ )//Loop thru everyone that we know.
{
if(!strcmp(pPerson->m_PeopleKnownArray[ll]->m_szFirstname, "Spencer") && !strcmp(pPerson->m_PeopleKnownArray[ll]->m_szLastName, "MacDonald"))//Does she know someone named "Spencer MacDonald" ?
{
if(pPerson->m_PeopleKnownArray[ll]->m_bIsGeek && pPerson->m_PeopleKnownArray[ll]->m_iAge == 16)//Is he a geek? And is he 16?
{
for (long lll = 0; lll <= pPerson->m_lPeopleWhoLikeMe; lll++ )//Check if he likes her
{
if(pPerson->m_PeopleWhoLikeMeArray[lll] == pPerson->m_PeopleKnownArray[ll])//Does he like her?
{
//Ok enough checks, This is prolly the jessica im looking for.
pPerson->m_BoyFriend->m_GirlFriend = NULL;
pPerson->m_BoyFriend = NULL;

pPerson->m_bHasBoyFriend = false;
pPerson->m_bAvailable = true;

return 1; //We did something!

}
}
}
}
}
}
}
return 0;
}
</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

if only it was that easy.

Medic · June 2003

=) lol voogru

LucidReality · June 2003

i have three words to say to that.

Oh

MY

God

Sirus · June 2003

How romantic Voogru. You should send that to her.

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

voogru · June 2003

She would be "WTH is this?".

Brave_Ulysses · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Twex @ Jun 12 2003, 01:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'>
world.type=STAGE;
for (int i=0; i<world.population; i++)
if (person[i].gender==MALE || person[i].gender==FEMALE)
person[i].type=PLAYER;
</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Bloody brilliant! I don't know how to program in anything other than HTML, but I have started to learn C++ for Linux. However, I can interpret that through my huge knowledge of Shakspur's works!

And people stop dictating how to spell Willy's name - he himself spelt his surname at least 11 diffeerent ways!

Nemesis_Zero · June 2003

Yea, but then, he also invented half of the words he used.

My personal theory is that Shakespeare sucked so hard at spelling that he had no other choice but to basically reinvent his language <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>

Renegade · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'>user.Sh4k3sp34rx0r:dir
dir.search
search;user.Sh4k3sp34rx0r:file_overlycheezymelodrama_def
Error_404
user.Sh4k3sp34rx0r:log_off</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Brave_Ulysses · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Renegade @ Jun 12 2003, 08:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'>user.Sh4k3sp34rx0r:dir
dir.search
search;user.Sh4k3sp34rx0r:file_overlycheezymelodrama_def
Error_404
user.Sh4k3sp34rx0r:log_off</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
I must now burn you for such vile words...

Jammer · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'>
void shakspereTragedy(string[] &characters)
{
int length=characters.length();
for(int i=0; i<length; i++)
characters[i].die();
}
</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Thats more general.

DOOManiac · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Jun 12 2003, 05:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Yea, but then, he also invented half of the words he used.

My personal theory is that Shakespeare sucked so hard at spelling that he had no other choice but to basically reinvent his language ;)  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
That's why he wrote PLAYS and not BOOKS. ;)

CplDavis · June 2003

(-I ..(&& Dont ==-)) any ((-=2 Codingx=y

(**Im Shakespeare**_+ What *-are ^these^=(computers))- you ++(speak )of(=_**x

CplDavis · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 12 2003, 09:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Jun 12 2003, 05:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Yea, but then, he also invented half of the words he used.

My personal theory is that Shakespeare sucked so hard at spelling that he had no other choice but to basically reinvent his language <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
That's why he wrote PLAYS and not BOOKS. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
He had to make his words fit the iambic pentameter rhyme scheme. Just like in poetry how the poet can change words to make them fit.

SoulSkorpion · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Jun 13 2003, 11:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> (-I ..(&& Dont ==-)) any ((-=2 Codingx=y

(**Im Shakespeare**_+ What *-are ^these^=(computers))- you ++(speak )of(=_**x  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
*snicker*

Gliss · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'> (I can ) [pretend]+like = I^2know [yodamode] talking*- about\what = am I "saying" =
I am cool. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

SoulSkorpion · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pjofski @ Jun 13 2003, 03:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'> (I can ) [pretend]+like = I^2know [yodamode] talking*- about\what = am I "saying" =
I am cool. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Well, sure you can pretend you know what we're talking about, but we can see that you don't <img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

Gliss · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Jun 13 2003, 12:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pjofski @ Jun 13 2003, 03:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'> (I can ) [pretend]+like = I^2know [yodamode] talking*- about\what = am I "saying" =
I am cool. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Well, sure you can pretend you know what we're talking about, but we can see that you don't <img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Ya, but to any random person it <i>looks</i> like I am a coderz0r.

SoulSkorpion · June 2003

We could always...

*evil grin and pause for emphasis*

<i>turn this thread into a programming tutorial</i>

*KRACKBOOM lightning effect*

esuna · June 2003

Er, i don't know many programming languages. But hell, i'll do it in CS so you can get the idea.

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'>MacBeth --()< Sleep</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Aezay · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Twex @ Jun 12 2003, 08:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'>
world.type=STAGE;
for (int i=0; i<world.population; i++)
if (person[i].gender==MALE || person[i].gender==FEMALE)
person[i].type=PLAYER;
</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
<b><span style='color:red'>Runtime Error: Integer overflow!</span></b>

Mouse · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'>
Dim Monkeys, Typewriters, CompleteWorksOfShakespeare

Monkeys = 1

While Monkeys > 0
Monkeys = Monkeys + 1
Wend

Monkeys = Typwriters
CompleteWorksOfShakespeare = Monkeys + Typewriters
Printer.Print = CompletWorksOfShakespeare
</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

visual basic for all

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