Forum Game: If Shakesphere Was A Programmer

Rydell

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printfln("Good night, good night!");

if ( (parting = such.sorrow(sweet)) == true) {
while( (TheTime() != dayTime.morning) {
  printfln("Good night");
}
}<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

This is the best thread ever <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

DOOManiac

<!--QuoteBegin--SoulSkorpion+Jun 12 2003, 03:32 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Jun 12 2003, 03:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--DOOManiac+Jun 12 2003, 04:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 12 2003, 04:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->JCeaser c = new JCeaser();
if (c.health == 0)
    out.println("Et tu Brute?");<!--c2--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--ec2--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
System.out.println() :p <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You assume I'm writing out to the system console and not out to some object w/ i/o functions such as java.io.PrintWriter :P

Oh and guys, only programming languages. No HTML, that's not a programming language. :P Neither is MS-DOS batch files heh

DoADrunkMonkey

<!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->var
i:integer;
thou,art:boolean;
begin
Randomize;
for i := 1 to 1336 do begin
form1.Canvas.TextOut(random(height),random(width),'Romeo romeo where art thou');
end;
if thou = art then
{DOH!. rest of the plot here}

end;<!--c2--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->

pascal! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

LucidReality

no no, TECHNICALLY HTML is programming code... so Bleh to you kiddo.

You program the browser to show what you put in so bleh bleh bleh.


and i forgot the basic i learned.

TheWizard

if(dunsenainHill == GreatBurnhamWood)
[
Macduff=NotWomanBorn;
Macbeth=null;

Epilogue();
]

TheWizard

HTML is most definately a programming language.

voogru

This has nothing to do with shakespere. But I feel like posting it.

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int RemoveJessysBF()
{
for (long l = 0; l <= m_lWorldPopulation; l++ )
{
 person_t *pPerson = GET_PERSON_POINTER(l);
 
 if(!strcmp (pPerson->m_szFirstname, "Jessica") && !strcmp(pPerson->m_szLastname, "Hanson") )//Find all people with the name "Jessica Hanson"
 {
  for (long ll = 0; ll <= pPerson->m_lPeopleKnown; ll++ )//Loop thru everyone that we know.
  {
   if(!strcmp(pPerson->m_PeopleKnownArray[ll]->m_szFirstname, "Spencer") && !strcmp(pPerson->m_PeopleKnownArray[ll]->m_szLastName, "MacDonald"))//Does she know someone named "Spencer MacDonald" ?
   {
    if(pPerson->m_PeopleKnownArray[ll]->m_bIsGeek && pPerson->m_PeopleKnownArray[ll]->m_iAge == 16)//Is he a geek? And is he 16?
    {
     for (long lll = 0; lll <= pPerson->m_lPeopleWhoLikeMe; lll++ )//Check if he likes her
     {
      if(pPerson->m_PeopleWhoLikeMeArray[lll] == pPerson->m_PeopleKnownArray[ll])//Does he like her?
      {
       //Ok enough checks, This is prolly the jessica im looking for.
       pPerson->m_BoyFriend->m_GirlFriend = NULL;
       pPerson->m_BoyFriend = NULL;
       
       pPerson->m_bHasBoyFriend = false;
       pPerson->m_bAvailable = true;

       return 1; //We did something!
       
      }
     }
    }
   }
  }
 }
}
return 0;
}
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if only it was that easy.

Medic

=) lol voogru

LucidReality

i have three words to say to that.




Oh



MY


God

Sirus

How romantic Voogru. You should send that to her.

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voogru

She would be "WTH is this?".

Brave_Ulysses

<!--QuoteBegin--Twex+Jun 12 2003, 01:57 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Twex @ Jun 12 2003, 01:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->
world.type=STAGE;
for (int i=0; i<world.population; i++)
  if (person[i].gender==MALE || person[i].gender==FEMALE)
  person[i].type=PLAYER;
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Bloody brilliant! I don't know how to program in anything other than HTML, but I have started to learn C++ for Linux. However, I can interpret that through my huge knowledge of Shakspur's works!

And people stop dictating how to spell Willy's name - he himself spelt his surname at least 11 diffeerent ways!

Nemesis_Zero

Yea, but then, he also invented half of the words he used.

My personal theory is that Shakespeare sucked so hard at spelling that he had no other choice but to basically reinvent his language <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->

Renegade

<!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->user.Sh4k3sp34rx0r:dir
dir.search
search;user.Sh4k3sp34rx0r:file_overlycheezymelodrama_def
Error_404
user.Sh4k3sp34rx0r:log_off<!--c2--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->

Brave_Ulysses

<!--QuoteBegin--Renegade+Jun 12 2003, 08:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Renegade @ Jun 12 2003, 08:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->user.Sh4k3sp34rx0r:dir
dir.search
search;user.Sh4k3sp34rx0r:file_overlycheezymelodrama_def
Error_404
user.Sh4k3sp34rx0r:log_off<!--c2--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--ec2--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I must now burn you for such vile words...

Jammer

<!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->
void shakspereTragedy(string[] &characters)
{
int length=characters.length();
for(int i=0; i<length; i++)
characters[i].die();
}
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Thats more general.

DOOManiac

<!--QuoteBegin--Nemesis Zero+Jun 12 2003, 05:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Jun 12 2003, 05:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yea, but then, he also invented half of the words he used.

My personal theory is that Shakespeare sucked so hard at spelling that he had no other choice but to basically reinvent his language ;) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
That's why he wrote PLAYS and not BOOKS. ;)

CplDavis

(-I ..(&& Dont ==-)) any ((-=2 Codingx=y

(**Im Shakespeare**_+ What *-are ^these^=(computers))- you ++(speak )of(=_**x

CplDavis

<!--QuoteBegin--DOOManiac+Jun 12 2003, 09:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 12 2003, 09:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Nemesis Zero+Jun 12 2003, 05:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Jun 12 2003, 05:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yea, but then, he also invented half of the words he used.

My personal theory is that Shakespeare sucked so hard at spelling that he had no other choice but to basically reinvent his language <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That's why he wrote PLAYS and not BOOKS. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
He had to make his words fit the iambic pentameter rhyme scheme. Just like in poetry how the poet can change words to make them fit.

SoulSkorpion

<!--QuoteBegin--Cpl.Davis+Jun 13 2003, 11:21 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Jun 13 2003, 11:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> (-I ..(&& Dont ==-)) any ((-=2 Codingx=y

(**Im Shakespeare**_+ What *-are ^these^=(computers))- you ++(speak )of(=_**x <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
*snicker*

Gliss

<!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1--> (I can ) [pretend]+like = I^2know [yodamode] talking*- about\what  = am I "saying" =
I am cool. <!--c2--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->

SoulSkorpion

<!--QuoteBegin--Pjofski+Jun 13 2003, 03:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pjofski @ Jun 13 2003, 03:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1--> (I can ) [pretend]+like = I^2know [yodamode] talking*- about\what  = am I "saying" =
I am cool. <!--c2--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--ec2--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well, sure you can pretend you know what we're talking about, but we can see that you don't <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

Gliss

<!--QuoteBegin--SoulSkorpion+Jun 13 2003, 12:26 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Jun 13 2003, 12:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Pjofski+Jun 13 2003, 03:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pjofski @ Jun 13 2003, 03:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1--> (I can ) [pretend]+like = I^2know [yodamode] talking*- about\what  = am I "saying" =
I am cool. <!--c2--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--ec2--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well, sure you can pretend you know what we're talking about, but we can see that you don't <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ya, but to any random person it <i>looks</i> like I am a coderz0r.

SoulSkorpion

We could always...

*evil grin and pause for emphasis*

<i>turn this thread into a programming tutorial</i>

*KRACKBOOM lightning effect*

esuna

Er, i don't know many programming languages. But hell, i'll do it in CS so you can get the idea.

<!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->MacBeth --()< Sleep<!--c2--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->

Aezay

<!--QuoteBegin--Twex+Jun 12 2003, 08:57 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Twex @ Jun 12 2003, 08:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->
world.type=STAGE;
for (int i=0; i<world.population; i++)
  if (person[i].gender==MALE || person[i].gender==FEMALE)
  person[i].type=PLAYER;
<!--c2--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--ec2--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<b><span style='color:red'>Runtime Error: Integer overflow!</span></b>

Mouse

<!--c1--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->
Dim Monkeys, Typewriters, CompleteWorksOfShakespeare

Monkeys = 1

While Monkeys > 0
   Monkeys = Monkeys + 1
Wend

Monkeys = Typwriters
CompleteWorksOfShakespeare = Monkeys + Typewriters
Printer.Print = CompletWorksOfShakespeare
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visual basic for all