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  • VecdranVecdran Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2323Members
    Check your sound/hud folder <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Listen to:
    alien_myhive
    alien_needbetter
    alien_now
    alien_seedead

    Good times <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • killer_of_spiderskiller_of_spiders Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10848Members
    the aliens really need another evolution..... it needs to be lower than pond scum...... i got it a LAWYER!!!

    he would run around with his briefcase suing the marines every time they hurt a gorg!!!!
  • Deltron_ZDeltron_Z Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6971Members
    A Very Kharaa Christmas. All your favorite Christmas songs sung by the Kharaa.

    Featuring hits like:
    Rockin’ Around the Christmas Hive
    Little Drummer Gorge
    Onos Claus is coming to Town
    Let it Siege
    Oscar the Orange Nosed Onos
    Jingle Bile Rock
    O Come All Ye Kharaa
    Frosty the Snowskulk
  • JettoJetto Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9468Members
    I demand that this topic is made into a sticky again!
  • JettoJetto Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9468Members
  • VeTeRaNVeTeRaN Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7555Banned
    I feel there should be a Nightclub called "Space Disco" in the ready room, Where marines and aliens can boogy down all night.
  • Dauntl3ssDauntl3ss Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7737Members
    Female aliens <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    edited December 2002
    <!--QuoteBegin--Insidious+Dec 17 2002, 05:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Insidious @ Dec 17 2002, 05:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Commander:@|| Y0|_||2 |-||\/3 @|23 |33|_0/\/G 2 |_|$ (all your hive are belong to us, for the 'leet impared)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sorry, there's no such thing as 'leet impared', only mature players and pre-pubescent punks.

    EDIT: Furthermore, pre-pubescent punks who still think that's funny.
  • TyphonTyphon Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1899Members
    NOOOOOO its been unstickified!!!

    Keep the posts coming, dont let this thread drop!
  • JettoJetto Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9468Members
    I just had a thought: What about an Natural Selection Christmas! I think the programmers should create a special patch that makes the game be Christmas themed.
  • chia-onochia-ono Join Date: 2002-11-27 Member: 10053Members
    tasty dog biscuit to lure skulks.
    A bright lantern for lerker zapping.
  • NastyPersonNastyPerson Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7196Members
    How about Golf Carts for marines, to get from hive to hive faster. Might also create a new game, Gorge Golf...

    "Commander, I need a 9 iron, Stat!"

    Or the ability to drop ALL your armour, which increases your speed, but you have only about 30 seconds to get to where you're going before 2 policemen tackle you to the ground and arrest you for streaking...

    Or signs in the maps that remind you to eat, sleep or go to the bathroom, coz, lets face it, many of us forget (the eat and sleep part, anyway)...

    Theme Music for each evolution, as soon as you pop out of the egg a snippet of music plays, like;

    Skulk- Livin' on the Ceiling
    Gorge- (I see you baby) Shakin that a$$
    Lerk- The Birdy Dance... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Fade- Fade To grey
    Onos- either Thunderstruck, It's the End of the World as we know it or Smack my Beetch up...
  • Bone-PrinceBone-Prince Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 5475Members
    Man-eating Kharra Fleas that can not be hit expect by aimbots and they insta kill anyone who gets to close and.

    a picture of skulks and gorges playing poker in every readyroom
  • VoodooFragVoodooFrag Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10827Members
    Just add flight engines and heavy guns to the command console - <i>I will take you all on! Muhahahha!</i> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SnappleSSnappleS Join Date: 2002-11-17 Member: 9073Members
    Those ideas are absolutely hilarious.
  • InsidiousInsidious Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9553Members
    I hope this hasn't been done yet, but

    Weapons for the commander to use in the chair.

    Skulk1: Incoming marines!
    Skulk2: Got 'em! Gotta love those meat-pops
    Skulk1: WTF? It's raining bullets!?
    Commander:@|| Y0|_||2 |-||\/3 @|23 |33|_0/\/G 2 |_|$ (all your hive are belong to us, for the 'leet impared)


    An alien structure that can shoot through walls, but can only hit moving units (angry flesh eating bacteria?)

    A stamina system to stop those cheating, bunny hopping lerks (yes, I know it already drains attack energy, but what lerk doesn't take adrenaline as soon as possible?)
  • JettoJetto Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9468Members
    Inflatable seige cannons. Aliens fear them so much, it would be a great way to destract them.
  • InsidiousInsidious Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9553Members
    edited December 2002
    Honestly, I think "'leet speak" is unbearably stupid. It's only purpose in my post was the mocking of those who use it, mature players were exactly who I translated for. The mockery was of the sort of idiot who'd think this is a wonderful thing, and would undoubtably feel the need to express it in lame-arse "'leet speak", not of those who arn't going to bother reading my parody of "'leet speak."
  • JettoJetto Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9468Members
    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> would be good for chopping veggies. Look at the legs!
  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--Insidious+Dec 17 2002, 06:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Insidious @ Dec 17 2002, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Honestly, I think "'leet speak" is unbearably stupid. It's only purpose in my post was the mocking of those who use it, mature players were exactly who I translated for. The mockery was of the sort of idiot who'd think this is a wonderful thing, and would undoubtably feel the need to express it in lame-arse "'leet speak", not of those who arn't going to bother reading my parody of "'leet speak."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thank you. Never use it again <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • BobTheDogBobTheDog Join Date: 2002-11-17 Member: 9065Members
    what about making the team selection room a maze of walls and vents and stuff, and if you actually DO get to a selection thing it plays a sound clip of Regis Philbin asking "is that your final answer?" o_0

    Great thread tho. I love these on forums <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • UlatohUlatoh Join Date: 2002-12-18 Member: 10982Members
    the ability to stack dead marine bodies to block Khraa...

    any sort of mind controll that makes marines work for kahraa

    Binaca spray second weapon for use against gorges. It makes whatever structure they build work for marines.

    ability for siege to hit enemies IF they can be seen with motion tracking

    air conditioning outlets for heavies to plug into

    the ablility to spraypaint on onos to get a bajillon points (sortof like pulling a coup'de ta(sp?))

    instakill for shooting onos in rather obvious butthole
  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    Riiiiiiight...

    Here's a good idea! An online IQ test you must take before playing, and if you fail your WONID is banned from all servers- wait, that'd mean we'd cut about 90% of the playerbase out <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • JettoJetto Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9468Members
    Two words: Onos. Launcher.

    A catapult that launches onos'!
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    edited December 2002
    If this has been said, too bad.

    Aliens have cars/aeroplanes/trams/bicycles to drive around in.
    Time travel
    fade toothpaste and dental floss
    change to original doom engine in favour of easy to make sprites as players
    cant think of anything good to say today, cant be bothered.
  • NupiNupi Join Date: 2002-12-16 Member: 10898Members
    edited December 2002
    Bouncing gorge, you know like a pinball ball. going 300 mph, bouncing from walls & marines ..haha..the carnage <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Rollerball...gorge could expand himself 2x times bigger than Onos and rumble in the hallways <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    marines with BIG Heads...*spoof!*.

    HeavyArmor suits would start to make noises when in long use, you would need to user motor oil on the joints. If you dont, you will get stuck like corrosion.

    Commander would have an option to "symbiose" 1 heavy marine & 3 light marines together and making Giant Marine <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->. he would have 4 heads,8 legs, 8 arms. imagine the sound of footsteps..
  • EdcrabEdcrab Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4324Members
    Yeah! And in turn, we can change the storyline completely (in the name of balance) and introduce a third faction to field genetically modified Kharaa!;

    Beware, for the Fadonolerk will be the ultimate repellant to Giant Marine! A 10,000 HP/10,000 AP beast with a melee attack doing 300 damage p/s (as a result of an array of nasty horns and Fade claws) and the Bilumbspore; an enormous attack that puts fifteen consecutive umbras on the Fadonolerk and 5 bilebombs and structure-rotting spore clouds on the target! BEWARE!
  • NecromanZerNecromanZer Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3407Members
    LOL i just read this whole thread in one go, the absolute funniest was from uranium 235 with the HAMMERTIME YOU CANT TOUCH THIS!

    i downloaded it and **obscenity** my pants laughing and it was 11:15 at night and my parents were asleep and they woke up wondering what was wrong with me (i had headphones one)

    and the ns_bootcamp idea of yours, that was funny as well <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    this thread is one of the few things that has really made me laugh outloud from the net

    the other being that page with the red car and the guy going "RRRIIIMMM RUUMM VROOOOOM VROOOOM" really high pitched

    this thread rocks, sticky it again mod's!!!!!!
  • JettoJetto Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9468Members
    So, the mods defy me. Very well, it is time for me to unleash my most powerful weapon: THE PANTS OF DOOM!!!!11

    If this does not become a sticky again, I shall wear my pants BACKWARDS!!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN MODS! DON'T TEST ME!

    You have been warned..... <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • JettoJetto Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9468Members
    edited December 2002
    Come on, Please! This is my thread, I want it to LIVE!

    <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'> MAKE WITH THE LAUGHING!</span>
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