<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Nobi-Wanna Commobi: "Use the Onos, Corporal. The Onos will be with you....always."
Corporal: "I've got a bad feeling about this!" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> :"Nobi-Wanna Commobi never told you the truth about your Gorge...Skulk...I...am your gorge."
QUOTE (Insidious @ Dec 11 2002, 01:04 PM) A frying pan for the marines, for those fun occasions when you encounter an alien evolving away from there hive... a man's gotta eat ya know. Fried onos egg with a side of gorge bacon is good eatin'.
Hey, that ones mine
Err, oops. This things so long I guess repeats are unavoidable, sorry <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Insidious+Dec 11 2002, 01:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Insidious @ Dec 11 2002, 01:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->A frying pan for the marines, for those fun occasions when you encounter an alien evolving away from there hive... a man's gotta eat ya know. Fried onos egg with a side of gorge bacon is good eatin'. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Hey, that ones mine <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Not enough time to read whole string thing.... 1) Make sieges able to hit creatures! <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> + <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo--> = <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
2) Make an item for the marines known as the "alien mating call whistle" <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> ()()-<!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
3) Make each page of these forum strings smaller so i can print them out and not spend all day reading them!
<!--QuoteBegin--Thief_3_Wannabe+Nov 30 2002, 03:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thief_3_Wannabe @ Nov 30 2002, 03:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->4. Kharraa have the option to evolve "mimic", where they can repeat radio commands they've heard nearby. This would fool a nearby marine that he has a buddy nearby and may let his guard down just enough to allow a humiliating **obscenity** kicking from the Kharraa. In further advancements the Kharraa can mimic women in distress and human bodily sounds.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I actually thought that was a good idea :s Tricking a marine to come around a corner unawares <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Crazed-One+Dec 3 2002, 02:55 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Crazed-One @ Dec 3 2002, 02:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The recycled alien must then spend 2 minutes in purgatory which is a room with a marine voice screaming "need health" non-stop without anyway to shut the volume off, before redeeming itslef and respawning.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> bwahahaaaaaaaa
cracked up when i read this <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Hi there Ive got one A bad commander shouldnt be ejected he/she should be projected. For want of a better word fired out of the command console like a cannon ball into the nearest wall. After hitting the wall, the human projectile should leave a tag like this on the wall: here lies the remains of a totally incompetant dumba*s commander- pity him! The said commander should then end up in the ready room untill the next game to contemplate their incompetence.
to illustrate this I even made a poem:
There was a young comm called Jeff Who seemed particulary deaf He ignored his troops pleas Brought the side to its knees So he suddenly hit the wall with his head. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--ObiBob+Dec 12 2002, 04:18 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ObiBob @ Dec 12 2002, 04:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--uranium - 235+Nov 29 2002, 08:41 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (uranium - 235 @ Nov 29 2002, 08:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ns_counterstrike: New game mode where its aliens AND marines vs. those counterstrike wussies.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Skulk think -- "Mmm...meatpops get 10 times easier to eat!!!" <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> yumyum<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> but what about the camping AWP **obscenity**??? gotta love them too, but i suppose <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> >AWP handcannon
28 Hives. With 28 hives, aliens get the Level 10 alien, the nuclear bomb alien, which was removed in RC 3, because it killed PTs on other servers and was just way too powerful against both teams.
Tie Dye alien blood. While the first time you see the blood would be delightful ("OMG LOOK HE IS TEH HIPPEH!! OMFGAF#%!$($^&!!~!11!"), it just sucks.
RPG Elements. This notion may seem enticing when first heard about, but it would actually just be the epitomy of suckage. Sure, you would be able to level up and other common elements of RPGs would be there ("You gain 30 XP for building an Offense chamber!" "You take a Gold Ring from the corpse of a Dead Skulk." "You do not have enough Energy to cast this ability!"), but soon it would just boil down to a fest of people shouting ">>> SELLING +2 HMG <<< EMBUED <<< CRAFTED & UPGRADE", "OMG I HAVE LEVAL 100 I CAN PK YOR AZZZ!!!#(!@&$!11", "DUEEELLLZZZZZZZZZ", and the ever popular "Hey you wanna come with me to take out a hive and get phat lewtz so we can save up and build a phase gate?"
I don't want to have to read through all 11 pages of this to see if it's already been posted, sorry.
SALT, sprinkle it in hive areas and watch the gorges shrivel up and die. "ahh no! They salted the hive! GG guys, it's over, let's all go to the readyroom"
and the best part? The marines get a tasty feast if they win!
_______________________________________________________ "Fo sheezy my neezy, I keep my arms so breezy. I can't leave rap alone the game needs me......." - Jay-Z
After every kill: "This kill was brought to you by Toyota, get into a 2113 Camry SE, All nuclear, with extra room for extra legs!" <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
All the alien hives should play "It's a small world after all" over and over no matter what happens, just to remind everybody that the ride in Disneyland is more annoying then being attacked and destroyed by an alien race.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Son of a B****"
"Clean up, asile 6"
"DO THE HUSSLE!"
(when your team has way too many gorges) "So many fatties *sigh* so many fatties..."
"Goooood boy... heh heh heh"
"Snack time!"
"I'm the hivemined yes I'm the real hivemind all the other hiveminds are just immitating..." (lame, i know)
"My Hive is too leet for joo, human noobs"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
OMG I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THESE ADDED!
Same with the "Can't touch this" (The one where the .wav file was supplied). I bet if I can get my hands on a server, I can make this happen! (Except for the marine dancing part. Just the sound will play.)
EDIT: <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->All the alien hives should play "It's a small world after all" over and over no matter what happens, just to remind everybody that the ride in Disneyland is more annoying then being attacked and destroyed by an alien race. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> LOL I remember that ride. I remember I went on it 3 times when I was 7!
And now look what happened... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
There should the ultimate <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> that can has the range of the entire map and can wipe out hives in one hit because the one they have now isn't cheesy enough.
After every kill: "This kill was brought to you by Toyota, get into a 2113 Camry SE, All nuclear, with extra room for extra legs!" <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
All the alien hives should play "It's a small world after all" over and over no matter what happens, just to remind everybody that the ride in Disneyland is more annoying then being attacked and destroyed by an alien race.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> nonono! they should play it as the countdown when the skulks lose their last hive, lmfao! that would REALLY **obscenity** them off!
1.)<b>NAMSLA</b> - North American Man-Skulk Love Association
2.)Ability for Onos to stick flowers in barrels of paralyzed marine's guns. Then gore them to death in an hillarious parody.
3.)Umbra cloud doubles as gas grenade from TFC
4.)Impractical and unfair structures for marines that shoot through walls and encourage camping behind tons of other turrets while the team amazingly only operates one RP node and pretty much makes playing a game against actual people obsolete as all the fighting is done by aliens vs. NPC structures. (Edit: Seems they put those in anyways.. ) <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
5.)AWP is availible marine weapon
6.)Special spawn portals for marines, that instead of spawning you with your head "nano"-attached to the ceiling of the Caged CC center and making you unable to move until you're spawnkilled by another player, it just kills you and displays message "Alert: Commander is actually a chimp with a golf club beating on keyboard randomly, hit F4 now"
7.)Double Sized Onos Tuesdays! (you think you get stuck in the map NOW... mwahahah)
8.)Client side cloaking only (m33nz l3ss l4gz0rz!1)
9.)Celerity quintuples (read: 5x) the speed of skulks, skulks suffer damage when hitting geometry at high speeds. (they were at least that fast in the trailer movie CGI)
i was on this one server and i heard the hive say "this is my hive, i know there are others like ite,but this is mine." and "this place is messy." i swear we can add so much humor to this game with the hive
<!--QuoteBegin--Gibby+Dec 15 2002, 01:13 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gibby @ Dec 15 2002, 01:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 4.)Impractical and unfair structures for marines that shoot through walls and encourage camping behind tons of other turrets while the team amazingly only operates one RP node and pretty much makes playing a game against actual people obsolete as all the fighting is done by aliens vs. NPC structures. (Edit: Seems they put those in anyways.. ) <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
My problem with the <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> is not that it is there. I think the Marines need artillery and works well as that. The problem Is I think you should have to a direct line of sight to get a direct hit and it least a close enough LOS get area hit. The turrets themselfs are useless against the attack if noone is guarding it. I
<!--QuoteBegin--Dauntl3ss+Dec 15 2002, 05:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dauntl3ss @ Dec 15 2002, 05:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->acctually health spray those quite some damage, i dunno how much, but u easily get healtspray kills while webing rambo marines...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Yes, I know. But its still very funny when you only have 1 hive and are building a resource tower (or whatever) when a marine starts shooting at you.
The fade will win <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
How about a sub game where the marines ride around on skulks and joust <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
- Built in H4x. That stupid Seige Cannon (I mean, it's sooooo unbalanced how it <i>shoots through walls</i>! I mean, what kind of stupid mod makes things that shoot through <i>walls</i>!? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->) getting in your way? Do things the easy and skill-less way: H4x! With H4x v1.0013 Alpha 1102013 (nicknamed "Version Ima sl4p j00 up good") on your server, your players will have easy access to any h4x they want! Guaranteed to get you lots of players and make things fair once and for all! And you thought servers would just allow players to <i>kill</i> others! That's just wrong!
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<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
Nobi-Wanna Commobi: "Use the Onos, Corporal. The Onos will be with you....always."
Corporal: "I've got a bad feeling about this!"
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And on the other side of the Ready Room...
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
<!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> :"Nobi-Wanna Commobi never told you the truth about your Gorge...Skulk...I...am your gorge."
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> :"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo....*breathes*....OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOO!"
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Who can forget the sci-fi cult classic, <i>Gorge Wars</i>.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
Gorge 1: We're going to build Sensory first!
Gorge 2: No, Defense!
Gorge 3: We're going to build a space station the size of a planet, you dolts!
Gorge 1 and 2: Eh?
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Oh man, I need some sleep.
A frying pan for the marines, for those fun occasions when you encounter an alien evolving away from there hive... a man's gotta eat ya know. Fried onos egg with a side of gorge bacon is good eatin'.
Hey, that ones mine
Err, oops. This things so long I guess repeats are unavoidable, sorry <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
Skulk think -- "Mmm...meatpops get 10 times easier to eat!!!"
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->
yumyum
Hey, that ones mine <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
1) Make sieges able to hit creatures! <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> + <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo--> = <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
2) Make an item for the marines known as the "alien mating call whistle" <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> ()()-<!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
3) Make each page of these forum strings smaller so i can print them out and not spend all day reading them!
4) Make decoy sprays "Why wont it die?" <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <----spray
5) Make ANIMATED porn sprays! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
I actually thought that was a good idea :s
Tricking a marine to come around a corner unawares <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
bwahahaaaaaaaa
cracked up when i read this <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Ive got one
A bad commander shouldnt be ejected he/she should be projected. For want of a better word fired out of the command console like a cannon ball into the nearest wall. After hitting the wall, the human projectile should leave a tag like this on the wall: here lies the remains of a totally incompetant dumba*s commander- pity him! The said commander should then end up in the ready room untill the next game to contemplate their incompetence.
to illustrate this I even made a poem:
There was a young comm called Jeff
Who seemed particulary deaf
He ignored his troops pleas
Brought the side to its knees
So he suddenly hit the wall with his head.
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Skulk think -- "Mmm...meatpops get 10 times easier to eat!!!"
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but what about the camping AWP **obscenity**??? gotta love them too, but i suppose <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> >AWP handcannon
Tie Dye alien blood. While the first time you see the blood would be delightful ("OMG LOOK HE IS TEH HIPPEH!! OMFGAF#%!$($^&!!~!11!"), it just sucks.
RPG Elements. This notion may seem enticing when first heard about, but it would actually just be the epitomy of suckage. Sure, you would be able to level up and other common elements of RPGs would be there ("You gain 30 XP for building an Offense chamber!" "You take a Gold Ring from the corpse of a Dead Skulk." "You do not have enough Energy to cast this ability!"), but soon it would just boil down to a fest of people shouting ">>> SELLING +2 HMG <<< EMBUED <<< CRAFTED & UPGRADE", "OMG I HAVE LEVAL 100 I CAN PK YOR AZZZ!!!#(!@&$!11", "DUEEELLLZZZZZZZZZ", and the ever popular "Hey you wanna come with me to take out a hive and get phat lewtz so we can save up and build a phase gate?"
SALT, sprinkle it in hive areas and watch the gorges shrivel up and die. "ahh no! They salted the hive! GG guys, it's over, let's all go to the readyroom"
and the best part? The marines get a tasty feast if they win!
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Skulk think -- "Mmm...meatpops get 10 times easier to eat!!!"
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yumyum<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
but what about the camping AWP **obscenity**<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> gotta love them too, but i suppose <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> >AWP handcannon<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo--> = The real way to own AWP <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
We DON'T need TSA equipment poster advertisements in the ready room.
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"Fo sheezy my neezy, I keep my arms so breezy. I can't leave rap alone the game needs me......." - Jay-Z
Don't talk to me about my name
After every kill: "This kill was brought to you by Toyota, get into a 2113 Camry SE, All nuclear, with extra room for extra legs!" <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
All the alien hives should play "It's a small world after all" over and over no matter what happens, just to remind everybody that the ride in Disneyland is more annoying then being attacked and destroyed by an alien race.
"Clean up, asile 6"
"DO THE HUSSLE!"
(when your team has way too many gorges) "So many fatties *sigh* so many fatties..."
"Goooood boy... heh heh heh"
"Snack time!"
"I'm the hivemined yes I'm the real hivemind all the other hiveminds are just immitating..." (lame, i know)
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OMG I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THESE ADDED!
Same with the "Can't touch this" (The one where the .wav file was supplied). I bet if I can get my hands on a server, I can make this happen! (Except for the marine dancing part. Just the sound will play.)
EDIT: <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->All the alien hives should play "It's a small world after all" over and over no matter what happens, just to remind everybody that the ride in Disneyland is more annoying then being attacked and destroyed by an alien race. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
LOL I remember that ride. I remember I went on it 3 times when I was 7!
After every kill: "This kill was brought to you by Toyota, get into a 2113 Camry SE, All nuclear, with extra room for extra legs!" <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
All the alien hives should play "It's a small world after all" over and over no matter what happens, just to remind everybody that the ride in Disneyland is more annoying then being attacked and destroyed by an alien race.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
nonono! they should play it as the countdown when the skulks lose their last hive, lmfao!
that would REALLY **obscenity** them off!
roflmao!
2.)Ability for Onos to stick flowers in barrels of paralyzed marine's guns. Then gore them to death in an hillarious parody.
3.)Umbra cloud doubles as gas grenade from TFC
4.)Impractical and unfair structures for marines that shoot through walls and encourage camping behind tons of other turrets while the team amazingly only operates one RP node and pretty much makes playing a game against actual people obsolete as all the fighting is done by aliens vs. NPC structures. (Edit: Seems they put those in anyways.. ) <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
5.)AWP is availible marine weapon
6.)Special spawn portals for marines, that instead of spawning you with your head "nano"-attached to the ceiling of the Caged CC center and making you unable to move until you're spawnkilled by another player, it just kills you and displays message "Alert: Commander is actually a chimp with a golf club beating on keyboard randomly, hit F4 now"
7.)Double Sized Onos Tuesdays! (you think you get stuck in the map NOW... mwahahah)
8.)Client side cloaking only (m33nz l3ss l4gz0rz!1)
9.)Celerity quintuples (read: 5x) the speed of skulks, skulks suffer damage when hitting geometry at high speeds. (they were at least that fast in the trailer movie CGI)
4.)Impractical and unfair structures for marines that shoot through walls and encourage camping behind tons of other turrets while the team amazingly only operates one RP node and pretty much makes playing a game against actual people obsolete as all the fighting is done by aliens vs. NPC structures. (Edit: Seems they put those in anyways.. ) <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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My problem with the <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> is not that it is there. I think the Marines need artillery and works well as that. The problem Is I think you should have to a direct line of sight to get a direct hit and it least a close enough LOS get area hit. The turrets themselfs are useless against the attack if noone is guarding it. I
Yes, I know. But its still very funny when you only have 1 hive and are building a resource tower (or whatever) when a marine starts shooting at you.