Check your sound/hud folder <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Listen to: alien_myhive alien_needbetter alien_now alien_seedead
Good times <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
A Very Kharaa Christmas. All your favorite Christmas songs sung by the Kharaa.
Featuring hits like: Rockin’ Around the Christmas Hive Little Drummer Gorge Onos Claus is coming to Town Let it Siege Oscar the Orange Nosed Onos Jingle Bile Rock O Come All Ye Kharaa Frosty the Snowskulk
<!--QuoteBegin--Insidious+Dec 17 2002, 05:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Insidious @ Dec 17 2002, 05:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Commander:@|| Y0|_||2 |-||\/3 @|23 |33|_0/\/G 2 |_|$ (all your hive are belong to us, for the 'leet impared)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Sorry, there's no such thing as 'leet impared', only mature players and pre-pubescent punks.
EDIT: Furthermore, pre-pubescent punks who still think that's funny.
I just had a thought: What about an Natural Selection Christmas! I think the programmers should create a special patch that makes the game be Christmas themed.
How about Golf Carts for marines, to get from hive to hive faster. Might also create a new game, Gorge Golf...
"Commander, I need a 9 iron, Stat!"
Or the ability to drop ALL your armour, which increases your speed, but you have only about 30 seconds to get to where you're going before 2 policemen tackle you to the ground and arrest you for streaking...
Or signs in the maps that remind you to eat, sleep or go to the bathroom, coz, lets face it, many of us forget (the eat and sleep part, anyway)...
Theme Music for each evolution, as soon as you pop out of the egg a snippet of music plays, like;
Skulk- Livin' on the Ceiling Gorge- (I see you baby) Shakin that a$$ Lerk- The Birdy Dance... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> Fade- Fade To grey Onos- either Thunderstruck, It's the End of the World as we know it or Smack my Beetch up...
Just add flight engines and heavy guns to the command console - <i>I will take you all on! Muhahahha!</i> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Skulk1: Incoming marines! Skulk2: Got 'em! Gotta love those meat-pops Skulk1: WTF? It's raining bullets!? Commander:@|| Y0|_||2 |-||\/3 @|23 |33|_0/\/G 2 |_|$ (all your hive are belong to us, for the 'leet impared)
An alien structure that can shoot through walls, but can only hit moving units (angry flesh eating bacteria?)
A stamina system to stop those cheating, bunny hopping lerks (yes, I know it already drains attack energy, but what lerk doesn't take adrenaline as soon as possible?)
Honestly, I think "'leet speak" is unbearably stupid. It's only purpose in my post was the mocking of those who use it, mature players were exactly who I translated for. The mockery was of the sort of idiot who'd think this is a wonderful thing, and would undoubtably feel the need to express it in lame-arse "'leet speak", not of those who arn't going to bother reading my parody of "'leet speak."
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> would be good for chopping veggies. Look at the legs!
<!--QuoteBegin--Insidious+Dec 17 2002, 06:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Insidious @ Dec 17 2002, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Honestly, I think "'leet speak" is unbearably stupid. It's only purpose in my post was the mocking of those who use it, mature players were exactly who I translated for. The mockery was of the sort of idiot who'd think this is a wonderful thing, and would undoubtably feel the need to express it in lame-arse "'leet speak", not of those who arn't going to bother reading my parody of "'leet speak."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Thank you. Never use it again <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
what about making the team selection room a maze of walls and vents and stuff, and if you actually DO get to a selection thing it plays a sound clip of Regis Philbin asking "is that your final answer?" o_0
Great thread tho. I love these on forums <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Here's a good idea! An online IQ test you must take before playing, and if you fail your WONID is banned from all servers- wait, that'd mean we'd cut about 90% of the playerbase out <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Private_ColemanPhD in Video GamesJoin Date: 2002-11-07Member: 7510Members
edited December 2002
If this has been said, too bad.
Aliens have cars/aeroplanes/trams/bicycles to drive around in. Time travel fade toothpaste and dental floss change to original doom engine in favour of easy to make sprites as players cant think of anything good to say today, cant be bothered.
Bouncing gorge, you know like a pinball ball. going 300 mph, bouncing from walls & marines ..haha..the carnage <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Rollerball...gorge could expand himself 2x times bigger than Onos and rumble in the hallways <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
marines with BIG Heads...*spoof!*.
HeavyArmor suits would start to make noises when in long use, you would need to user motor oil on the joints. If you dont, you will get stuck like corrosion.
Commander would have an option to "symbiose" 1 heavy marine & 3 light marines together and making Giant Marine <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->. he would have 4 heads,8 legs, 8 arms. imagine the sound of footsteps..
Yeah! And in turn, we can change the storyline completely (in the name of balance) and introduce a third faction to field genetically modified Kharaa!;
Beware, for the Fadonolerk will be the ultimate repellant to Giant Marine! A 10,000 HP/10,000 AP beast with a melee attack doing 300 damage p/s (as a result of an array of nasty horns and Fade claws) and the Bilumbspore; an enormous attack that puts fifteen consecutive umbras on the Fadonolerk and 5 bilebombs and structure-rotting spore clouds on the target! BEWARE!
LOL i just read this whole thread in one go, the absolute funniest was from uranium 235 with the HAMMERTIME YOU CANT TOUCH THIS!
i downloaded it and **obscenity** my pants laughing and it was 11:15 at night and my parents were asleep and they woke up wondering what was wrong with me (i had headphones one)
and the ns_bootcamp idea of yours, that was funny as well <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
this thread is one of the few things that has really made me laugh outloud from the net
the other being that page with the red car and the guy going "RRRIIIMMM RUUMM VROOOOOM VROOOOM" really high pitched
So, the mods defy me. Very well, it is time for me to unleash my most powerful weapon: THE PANTS OF DOOM!!!!11
If this does not become a sticky again, I shall wear my pants BACKWARDS!!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN MODS! DON'T TEST ME!
You have been warned..... <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
Comments
Listen to:
alien_myhive
alien_needbetter
alien_now
alien_seedead
Good times <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
he would run around with his briefcase suing the marines every time they hurt a gorg!!!!
Featuring hits like:
Rockin’ Around the Christmas Hive
Little Drummer Gorge
Onos Claus is coming to Town
Let it Siege
Oscar the Orange Nosed Onos
Jingle Bile Rock
O Come All Ye Kharaa
Frosty the Snowskulk
Sorry, there's no such thing as 'leet impared', only mature players and pre-pubescent punks.
EDIT: Furthermore, pre-pubescent punks who still think that's funny.
Keep the posts coming, dont let this thread drop!
A bright lantern for lerker zapping.
"Commander, I need a 9 iron, Stat!"
Or the ability to drop ALL your armour, which increases your speed, but you have only about 30 seconds to get to where you're going before 2 policemen tackle you to the ground and arrest you for streaking...
Or signs in the maps that remind you to eat, sleep or go to the bathroom, coz, lets face it, many of us forget (the eat and sleep part, anyway)...
Theme Music for each evolution, as soon as you pop out of the egg a snippet of music plays, like;
Skulk- Livin' on the Ceiling
Gorge- (I see you baby) Shakin that a$$
Lerk- The Birdy Dance... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Fade- Fade To grey
Onos- either Thunderstruck, It's the End of the World as we know it or Smack my Beetch up...
a picture of skulks and gorges playing poker in every readyroom
Weapons for the commander to use in the chair.
Skulk1: Incoming marines!
Skulk2: Got 'em! Gotta love those meat-pops
Skulk1: WTF? It's raining bullets!?
Commander:@|| Y0|_||2 |-||\/3 @|23 |33|_0/\/G 2 |_|$ (all your hive are belong to us, for the 'leet impared)
An alien structure that can shoot through walls, but can only hit moving units (angry flesh eating bacteria?)
A stamina system to stop those cheating, bunny hopping lerks (yes, I know it already drains attack energy, but what lerk doesn't take adrenaline as soon as possible?)
Thank you. Never use it again <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Great thread tho. I love these on forums <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
any sort of mind controll that makes marines work for kahraa
Binaca spray second weapon for use against gorges. It makes whatever structure they build work for marines.
ability for siege to hit enemies IF they can be seen with motion tracking
air conditioning outlets for heavies to plug into
the ablility to spraypaint on onos to get a bajillon points (sortof like pulling a coup'de ta(sp?))
instakill for shooting onos in rather obvious butthole
Here's a good idea! An online IQ test you must take before playing, and if you fail your WONID is banned from all servers- wait, that'd mean we'd cut about 90% of the playerbase out <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
A catapult that launches onos'!
Aliens have cars/aeroplanes/trams/bicycles to drive around in.
Time travel
fade toothpaste and dental floss
change to original doom engine in favour of easy to make sprites as players
cant think of anything good to say today, cant be bothered.
Rollerball...gorge could expand himself 2x times bigger than Onos and rumble in the hallways <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
marines with BIG Heads...*spoof!*.
HeavyArmor suits would start to make noises when in long use, you would need to user motor oil on the joints. If you dont, you will get stuck like corrosion.
Commander would have an option to "symbiose" 1 heavy marine & 3 light marines together and making Giant Marine <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->. he would have 4 heads,8 legs, 8 arms. imagine the sound of footsteps..
Beware, for the Fadonolerk will be the ultimate repellant to Giant Marine! A 10,000 HP/10,000 AP beast with a melee attack doing 300 damage p/s (as a result of an array of nasty horns and Fade claws) and the Bilumbspore; an enormous attack that puts fifteen consecutive umbras on the Fadonolerk and 5 bilebombs and structure-rotting spore clouds on the target! BEWARE!
i downloaded it and **obscenity** my pants laughing and it was 11:15 at night and my parents were asleep and they woke up wondering what was wrong with me (i had headphones one)
and the ns_bootcamp idea of yours, that was funny as well <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
this thread is one of the few things that has really made me laugh outloud from the net
the other being that page with the red car and the guy going "RRRIIIMMM RUUMM VROOOOOM VROOOOM" really high pitched
this thread rocks, sticky it again mod's!!!!!!
If this does not become a sticky again, I shall wear my pants BACKWARDS!!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN MODS! DON'T TEST ME!
You have been warned..... <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'> MAKE WITH THE LAUGHING!</span>