Jetto: Yeah, sadly it really happened. We lost that game horribly, but won the next two (commander left <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> -- the rest of the team was fine).
"At the end, the brave lot of us marines was standing to the side of the room, using our knives like light sticks on a runway to guide the hordes of charging onos towards the command console. They knew our pain. They knew our lives were miserable even without their attacks. They solemnly nodded their tusked heads to us as they passed by, slowly plowing through the field of turrets and portals surrounding our demented commander's twisted ego nest. They did it as much as a favor to us as to win the game."
That is SO dang funny. I hope that did happen (The onos passing you buy so the comm died first). I like it when commanders make three spawn points. Two is ok, but you spawn slower than if you have three. Four is too many though.
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<!--QuoteBegin--uranium - 235+Dec 1 2002, 04:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (uranium - 235 @ Dec 1 2002, 04:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->A horde of PETA activists <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> Now that's a scary thought.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> LOL! you could make the aliens protecting a peta protest outside a marine base and the marines are trying to get rid of them all. kind of a NS meets CS.... LOL just like the good guys to have fun killing hostages/peta protesters
Clan Rather: Hello and good evening. I'm Clan Rather with the nightly TSA Field Report News, bringing you the latest on the war's progress on the home front.
Clan: Tonight's top story: Aliens and drugs--Do the two mix? We go live to asian reporter Trisha Takanawa. Trisha?
Trisha: Hi Clan. Today we have been lucky enough to witness the major capture of not one, but two alien hives on the <i>U.S.S. Impotence</i>. Deep within this TSA prototype lab facility, these captured aliens are subjected to different tests to try and determine any particular kind of weakness.
Clan: I see. And what exactly are they using on these buggers?
Trisha: Different types of drugs, such as crack, cocaine, LSD, etc.
Clan: So, what are the effects of said drugs?
Trisha: Here we have a gorge who's doped up on crack. *A dopey looking gorge, with big, droopy eyes and a runny nose waddles into the room with a protective mask on* As you can see, this gorge creature has been subjected to large doses of crack. As a result, the creature now spins crack webs, shoots the drug Acid out of its mouth, and the baby aliens it spawns are all crack babies.
Clan: I see. It sounds as if the alien's completely incapacitated. *the gorge slowly walks away, leaving a trail of crack behind its tail*
Trisha: Indeed. Over here we have a live onos who has been subjected to LSD and PCP. *The onos is lying on its side in one corner almost liked a partially tipped over cow, sounding a lot like a whale trying to serenade, except without the water*
Clan: Wow, that's loud. Trisha: Yes Dan. We think that this "primal scream" the animal is now singing is an attempt to encourage other aliens to do drugs as well.
Clan: Does it work?
Trisha: We have yet to see Dan.
Clan: Allright. Thanks for the report Trisha. That was asian reporter Trisha Takanawa from the field.
Clan: Up next: The carbonation effect: A brilliant means of destroying aliens?
Clan: Here with us is brilliant scientist Doctor Doom. Doctor?
Doc Doom: Yes. The carbonation effect that I recently discovered has a remarkable effect on the aliens that we've testd.
Clan: How so, doctor?
Doom: Well, the aliens quite simply explode.
Clan: What? Really?
Doom: No, I was just kidding. But that should boost your viewer ratings!
Clan: Err, ok...What does your procedure do to aliens, then?
Doom: We take the carbonation from an ordinary 2 liter bottle of Mr. Pibb and reverse-compress the gases into the subject alien. In this case, a gorge. The alien immediately balloons to 2-3 times its ordinary size, but compensates for this increase by slowly burping out the gases. However, our carbonation trick adds a secret, sticky substance to the injected gases that causes the burped out gases to coalese into one giant bubble attached to the alien's mouth that is extremely hard to break.
Doom: After a while, the chemical composition of the gases inside the bubble slowly decompose into a simpler, less dense gas. As a result of this density change, the innards of said alien are forced outwards by the extreme pressure difference, and we are left with a perfect specimine--alien skin on the outside, all the nasty, internal organs left inside the bubble.
Clan: So, what do you do with the alien after said procedure?
Doom: Well, we usually take the organs back for dissection. As for the skin/outer exoskeleton...well, let's just say there are some really, <i>really</i> bored marines in TSA...
Clan: Sorry Dr. Doom, but that's all the time we have for tonight! thanks for joining us, and goodnight!
hehe, these are funny. I think these are fixed w/ 1.03 but....
Instead of the F4
Have an alien recycling pool, its a new gorge build item. Its a pool filled with fade acid which any alien that steps into it is destroyed by acid and his resources go to the gorge that built it. The recycled alien must then spend 2 minutes in purgatory which is a room with a marine voice screaming "need health" non-stop without anyway to shut the volume off, before redeeming itslef and respawning.
F4 alternative for Marines
Marines can vote to decimate 1 of their team members too include the commander, after vote the person picked to be decimated is suceptible to FF, and slowly loses HP and must head to the new Marine recycling unit (new item) if he doesnt make it, he is autobanned for 30 minutes, if he makes it he is recycled into a good resource gain.
A bathroom, hehe I know you said no, its a place you can run into and be safe for 1 to 2 minutes in the game, while you head to the real bathroom, and stop at fridge for another beer of course. After predetermined time walls move in to crush you, (Star Wars style) and your resources are recycled. Score board should say IN HEAD or something.
KEGS of BEER, when used gives marine a higher rate of fire, and speed increase for short duration, with loss of accuracy and after effects wear off, slower movement and clip change speed for a little while. Also access to new voice commands like "Pizza and a 6 Pak here commander", (combined health and beer effect pack) and "Screw you Commander" automatically adding a vote to have yourself decimated, and "I'm going UA Commander" Also while under the Beer effect if to much is consumed you become susceptable to Team FF and you can also damage CC and Teamates.
How about whenever the random "Now, we donce" comes up... all the aliens start dancing on the spot for a minute or two. Do the gorge!
ns_racetrack! Kind of like those "matrix" starcraft user made maps where you have to stop a set number of enemies from going from point a - b. (If anyone knows what I'm talking about) But the marines have full access to the outside of the track. Aliens have a timer and have to get as many through as they can. After a skulk makes it to the end, he is sent to the hive location where one can build stuff (they get resources for completing the course) and when they are ready they can go try the track again. Marines meanwhile get one or two res node (depending this will be based on balance issues) and res for certain number of kills. The marines can never reach alien hives but after a certain amount of time (say 10 minutes) they win. But the khara win if they make it through the track enough times. There is an invisible wall in between the track and the marine area that if one or the other touches, will kill them instantly (but can shoot through of course)
hmm... come to think of it... that's a great idea! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> HAHAHA!! I LOVE MATRIX 4 WAY!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Think about it.. Mutas (lerks) flying over like the new included Goliaths to NS <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Thief_3_Wannabe+Nov 29 2002, 10:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thief_3_Wannabe @ Nov 29 2002, 10:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->6. In later versions of NS marines get new radio sayings such as "click click click" to give a very bad verbal version of a gun being out of ammo. They'll also get "Run away! Run away!" as well as "Commander, I need ammo.....no seriously I need ammo, Im not trying to trick a nearby Kharraa into thinking Im out of ammo or anything like that" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Haha, run away. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> And it needs to be a direct sound clip from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where they run away from the rabbit. I say "Run away! Run away!" sometimes when playing games with friends, but I doubt they know I'm actually quoting something.
Skilit: New Marine weapon for bonking aliens on the head. Secondary fire mode includes 'Cook Breakfast'. Only compatible with the 'apron' armor. Cooking breakfast causes all aliens and marines to gravitate towards the cooking marine. Immediate use of primary attack after cooking breakfast flings hot grease at target.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->...We go live to asian reporter Trisha Takanawa...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
hahaha good ol' Family Guy ... I hope Im not the only one to pick that one up
Marine Radio - plays foul "pop" music back from the turn of the century causing any alien on the map to spontaneuosly combust.
and yes i joined the boards just for this thread <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
A full auto, insta-detonation, 50 round clip, thermonuclear fusion gun. Game over for anyone 100 miles within detonation. The fallout's a witch with a capitol B.
Hey Mods, you still reading this? I've got another one: Aromatherapy! Nothing like some bluberry or vinilla candles to help you relax after a hard day of skulk killing! <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo-->
What the game really needs is an alternative endgame situation for people who like to give up. Instead of just going back to the ready room by pressing f4 when the game seems hopeless, the player who presses f4 to give up gets teleported to the opposing teams spawn and becomes invincible but cannot move. Then his model gets changed to one with only white underwear with a green leaf over the **obscenity** and they start doing a dance and song that goes something like this: <a href='http://web.mit.edu/patil/www/media/video/yatta.asf' target='_blank'>http://web.mit.edu/patil/www/media/video/yatta.asf</a> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
w00z Yatta rulz ! hopefully another one knows that song besides me and my friend ! btw number one for me is the GRAAAAAAAAR thing, so_dang_funnyyyyy...
Lost your <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> friend? try looking under my boots
oh and never puth in a airplain stunt show for lerks cause people could get hurt that way
I'm asking you a question punk. Do you feel lucky? Well? DO YOU?! <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
An all new droppable item for the commander: Onos suits! Two, or three, or four marines hop inside a large hunk of cloth cut vaguely in the shape of an Onos. Poorly sewn seams are clearly visible, the head is falling off, and the middle becomes separated whenever the marines don't move in sync. But, hey, skulks aren't exactly known for their Ph.D.s, if you know what I mean.
Skulk 1: Hey, look, guys, the cavalry is here to help! Skulk 2: Really? Where? Skulk 1: Right there! Skulk 3: YES! Tank, moving in. Skulk 4: Hey, do you guys recognize that Onos? Skulk 1: Not really. Skulk 2: Me, either. Hey, buddy, when did you arrive? Marines: RWAAAAAAAR! Skulk 3: Ha, ha. No, seriously, when did you get here? Marines: Uh, RWAR! Stomp, stomp, RWAAAAAAAAR!!! Skulk 4: Hey, gorgey boy, waddle on over here. You know this guy? Gorge: Um, guys, we only have one Hive. And that "Onos" is knifing it through a poorly stitched hole in his skin.
-Ryan!
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
the last thing the mod needs is a third race of aliens so advanced in technology it's almost like magic. They'd spawn first as these guys with blue sonic blades on their arms and could upgrade to cloaking with swords. Also they could cast lightning storms and use probes to collect resources. They'd have taunts like 'My life for Aiur' and 'Power Overwhelming'.
could be worse I guess.
They could add a yugo station wagon personel transport.
Marine Armor Sticker: My other suit has a cumberbund.
In nancy, there's one hive that doesn't have a name. I propose...Disco Hive!
The room's so plain and boring, so why not add lighted squares to the floor and rotating spotlights all over? By activating some switches on the wall, you can choose from any number of disco classics, and with music that good, you can't help but dance. Each attack is changed to a different move. Mix them up for incredibly groovy combos! Marines will be re-equipped with all-white suits, however, since the aliens proptly ate everything the TSA's top animal specialists put on them, they'll be coming as is. Bring your ID if you want to enjoy the Ready Room Lounge.
<!--QuoteBegin--ViperSniper+Nov 29 2002, 10:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ViperSniper @ Nov 29 2002, 10:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 5) When a Marine kills an Onos or Fade with his pistol, a loud booming anouncer's voice should say "HUMILIATION! PISTOL KILL!"
<!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I really, really like this one. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Give the commander the ability to spawn another "sidearm", called "The Cage". If a marine manages to shoot a level 1 alien down to 20% of it´s health, he can try to capture it by aiming at it with the cage. If the alien gets caught there is no way for it to escape, and typing "kill" in console wouldn´t work. The marine then can carry the alien to any place he wants. The only way to get the alien free would be a teammate eating the cage.
I like the idea of having referees make sure the marines and Aliens play fair. I would love to see a referee shout at a gorge for not cleaning up the remains of a destroyed resource tower.
the TSA is evil!look what they did to that poor gorge
we need a gun like the alien gun in the n64 south park game, and when the marines hit an alien with it the song plays, the aliens get little red dots on their face and start dancing also,a nerf gun you could give rambos and say "here take this hmg and go own some fades" and they see one and a nerf dart flies out..lol or padded rooms like the ones in mental hospitals for people who survive skulk attacks hehe more to come and btw this is the very best topic ever created here
Suction cups for the marines to climb walls like a skulk *Skulks runs into marine base* Skulk: All clear! ATTACK! *Marines open fire, killing entire alien team before reloading*
A new radio command for those marines lucky enough to survive an alien ambush "Commander, I need a change of underwear"
Portable siege turrets *shudder*
Locational damage -- You can bite a marines head off, or go for the groin, but what about the poor marines? Where exactly is a fade's weak spot? The aliens are created by the hive, so there's no reproductive organs, where then? Maybe that two-inch nozzle that shoots out those two-foot wide bile bombs (poor fades, it must feel like giving birth every time they attack)?
Altoids marines can place around the maps like mines. Whenever an alien steps on one, they can't help but eat it, making there breath repulsivly fresh (to the aliens). A gorges healing spray would hurt aliens and heal marines, and there webs would turn into mint dental floss. Fades bile bombs and acid rockets would just release a minty fresh scent that envigorates the marines. Lerks would be rendered utterly useless without there noxious fumes, when was the last time you saw potpourri stop bullets? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
A frying pan for the marines, for those fun occasions when you encounter an alien evolving away from there hive... a man's gotta eat ya know. Fried onos egg with a side of gorge bacon is good eatin'. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Replacing the skulks from gorge's babblers attack with onos. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
And this is more of an idea that should never be used rather than one that should never be implimented, but... Redemption and Xenocide
*Skulk ties on his bandana with a red dot on it and runs at 3 marines* *Marines open fire, heavily wounding skulk* *Redemption kicks in, sending skulk back to hive* *SPLAT!* *Gorge comes in with mop and bucket to clean the hive*
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That is SO dang funny. I hope that did happen (The onos passing you buy so the comm died first). I like it when commanders make three spawn points. Two is ok, but you spawn slower than if you have three. Four is too many though.
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LOL! you could make the aliens protecting a peta protest outside a marine base and the marines are trying to get rid of them all. kind of a NS meets CS.... LOL just like the good guys to have fun killing hostages/peta protesters
Clan Rather: Hello and good evening. I'm Clan Rather with the nightly TSA Field Report News, bringing you the latest on the war's progress on the home front.
Clan: Tonight's top story: Aliens and drugs--Do the two mix? We go live to asian reporter Trisha Takanawa. Trisha?
Trisha: Hi Clan. Today we have been lucky enough to witness the major capture of not one, but two alien hives on the <i>U.S.S. Impotence</i>. Deep within this TSA prototype lab facility, these captured aliens are subjected to different tests to try and determine any particular kind of weakness.
Clan: I see. And what exactly are they using on these buggers?
Trisha: Different types of drugs, such as crack, cocaine, LSD, etc.
Clan: So, what are the effects of said drugs?
Trisha: Here we have a gorge who's doped up on crack.
*A dopey looking gorge, with big, droopy eyes and a runny nose waddles into the room with a protective mask on*
As you can see, this gorge creature has been subjected to large doses of crack. As a result, the creature now spins crack webs, shoots the drug Acid out of its mouth, and the baby aliens it spawns are all crack babies.
Clan: I see. It sounds as if the alien's completely incapacitated.
*the gorge slowly walks away, leaving a trail of crack behind its tail*
Trisha: Indeed. Over here we have a live onos who has been subjected to LSD and PCP.
*The onos is lying on its side in one corner almost liked a partially tipped over cow, sounding a lot like a whale trying to serenade, except without the water*
Clan: Wow, that's loud.
Trisha: Yes Dan. We think that this "primal scream" the animal is now singing is an attempt to encourage other aliens to do drugs as well.
Clan: Does it work?
Trisha: We have yet to see Dan.
Clan: Allright. Thanks for the report Trisha. That was asian reporter Trisha Takanawa from the field.
Clan: Up next: The carbonation effect: A brilliant means of destroying aliens?
Clan: Here with us is brilliant scientist Doctor Doom. Doctor?
Doc Doom: Yes. The carbonation effect that I recently discovered has a remarkable effect on the aliens that we've testd.
Clan: How so, doctor?
Doom: Well, the aliens quite simply explode.
Clan: What? Really?
Doom: No, I was just kidding. But that should boost your viewer ratings!
Clan: Err, ok...What does your procedure do to aliens, then?
Doom: We take the carbonation from an ordinary 2 liter bottle of Mr. Pibb and reverse-compress the gases into the subject alien. In this case, a gorge. The alien immediately balloons to 2-3 times its ordinary size, but compensates for this increase by slowly burping out the gases. However, our carbonation trick adds a secret, sticky substance to the injected gases that causes the burped out gases to coalese into one giant bubble attached to the alien's mouth that is extremely hard to break.
Doom: After a while, the chemical composition of the gases inside the bubble slowly decompose into a simpler, less dense gas. As a result of this density change, the innards of said alien are forced outwards by the extreme pressure difference, and we are left with a perfect specimine--alien skin on the outside, all the nasty, internal organs left inside the bubble.
Clan: So, what do you do with the alien after said procedure?
Doom: Well, we usually take the organs back for dissection. As for the skin/outer exoskeleton...well, let's just say there are some really, <i>really</i> bored marines in TSA...
Clan: Sorry Dr. Doom, but that's all the time we have for tonight! thanks for joining us, and goodnight!
Instead of the F4
Have an alien recycling pool, its a new gorge build item. Its a pool filled with fade acid which any alien that steps into it is destroyed by acid and his resources go to the gorge that built it. The recycled alien must then spend 2 minutes in purgatory which is a room with a marine voice screaming "need health" non-stop without anyway to shut the volume off, before redeeming itslef and respawning.
F4 alternative for Marines
Marines can vote to decimate 1 of their team members too include the commander, after vote the person picked to be decimated is suceptible to FF, and slowly loses HP and must head to the new Marine recycling
unit (new item) if he doesnt make it, he is autobanned for 30 minutes, if he makes it he is recycled into a good resource gain.
A bathroom, hehe I know you said no, its a place you can run into and be safe for 1 to 2 minutes in the game, while you head to the real bathroom, and stop at fridge for another beer of course. After predetermined time walls move in to crush you, (Star Wars style) and your resources are recycled. Score board should say IN HEAD or something.
KEGS of BEER, when used gives marine a higher rate of fire, and speed increase for short duration, with loss of accuracy and after effects wear off, slower movement and clip change speed for a little while. Also access to new voice commands like "Pizza and a 6 Pak here commander", (combined health and beer effect pack)
and "Screw you Commander" automatically adding a vote to have yourself decimated, and "I'm going UA Commander" Also while under the Beer effect if to much is consumed you become susceptable to Team FF and you can also damage CC and Teamates.
How about whenever the random "Now, we donce" comes up... all the aliens start dancing on the spot for a minute or two. Do the gorge!
ns_racetrack!
Kind of like those "matrix" starcraft user made maps where you have to stop a set number of enemies from going from point a - b. (If anyone knows what I'm talking about) But the marines have full access to the outside of the track. Aliens have a timer and have to get as many through as they can. After a skulk makes it to the end, he is sent to the hive location where one can build stuff (they get resources for completing the course) and when they are ready they can go try the track again. Marines meanwhile get one or two res node (depending this will be based on balance issues) and res for certain number of kills. The marines can never reach alien hives but after a certain amount of time (say 10 minutes) they win. But the khara win if they make it through the track enough times. There is an invisible wall in between the track and the marine area that if one or the other touches, will kill them instantly (but can shoot through of course)
hmm... come to think of it... that's a great idea! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
HAHAHA!! I LOVE MATRIX 4 WAY!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Think about it.. Mutas (lerks) flying over like the new included Goliaths to NS <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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Haha, run away. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
And it needs to be a direct sound clip from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where they run away from the rabbit.
I say "Run away! Run away!" sometimes when playing games with friends, but I doubt they know I'm actually quoting something.
hahaha good ol' Family Guy ... I hope Im not the only one to pick that one up
Marine Radio - plays foul "pop" music back from the turn of the century causing any alien on the map to spontaneuosly combust.
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The best so far!
The ultimate commander! *drumroll* Pond scum! It has much better commanding skills then most marines!
I've got another one: Aromatherapy! Nothing like some bluberry or vinilla candles to help you relax after a hard day of skulk killing!
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Lost your <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> friend? try looking under my boots
oh and never puth in a airplain stunt show for lerks cause people could get hurt that way
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Skulk 1: Hey, look, guys, the cavalry is here to help!
Skulk 2: Really? Where?
Skulk 1: Right there!
Skulk 3: YES! Tank, moving in.
Skulk 4: Hey, do you guys recognize that Onos?
Skulk 1: Not really.
Skulk 2: Me, either. Hey, buddy, when did you arrive?
Marines: RWAAAAAAAR!
Skulk 3: Ha, ha. No, seriously, when did you get here?
Marines: Uh, RWAR! Stomp, stomp, RWAAAAAAAAR!!!
Skulk 4: Hey, gorgey boy, waddle on over here. You know this guy?
Gorge: Um, guys, we only have one Hive. And that "Onos" is knifing it through a poorly stitched hole in his skin.
-Ryan!
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
M -"Commander, I need health!"
M -"Commander, AMMO!"
<i>Commander goes to start menu -> Programs ->Accesso... *CLICK. BEEP.*</i>
C -"Hold on! I just got the BSOD, and I need to reboot before I can drop anything!"
M-"God nooooooooooooo! My arm!"
C-"Just a sec. Gotta run scandisk first..."
could be worse I guess.
They could add a yugo station wagon personel transport.
Marine Armor Sticker: My other suit has a cumberbund.
The room's so plain and boring, so why not add lighted squares to the floor and rotating spotlights all over? By activating some switches on the wall, you can choose from any number of disco classics, and with music that good, you can't help but dance. Each attack is changed to a different move. Mix them up for incredibly groovy combos! Marines will be re-equipped with all-white suits, however, since the aliens proptly ate everything the TSA's top animal specialists put on them, they'll be coming as is. Bring your ID if you want to enjoy the Ready Room Lounge.
5) When a Marine kills an Onos or Fade with his pistol, a loud booming anouncer's voice should say "HUMILIATION! PISTOL KILL!"
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I really, really like this one. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
we need a gun like the alien gun in the n64 south park game, and when the marines hit an alien with it the song plays, the aliens get little red dots on their face and start dancing
also,a nerf gun you could give rambos and say "here take this hmg and go own some fades" and they see one and a nerf dart flies out..lol
or padded rooms like the ones in mental hospitals for people who survive skulk attacks hehe more to come
and btw this is the very best topic ever created here
*Skulks runs into marine base*
Skulk: All clear! ATTACK!
*Marines open fire, killing entire alien team before reloading*
A new radio command for those marines lucky enough to survive an alien ambush "Commander, I need a change of underwear"
Portable siege turrets *shudder*
Locational damage -- You can bite a marines head off, or go for the groin, but what about the poor marines? Where exactly is a fade's weak spot? The aliens are created by the hive, so there's no reproductive organs, where then? Maybe that two-inch nozzle that shoots out those two-foot wide bile bombs (poor fades, it must feel like giving birth every time they attack)?
Altoids marines can place around the maps like mines. Whenever an alien steps on one, they can't help but eat it, making there breath repulsivly fresh (to the aliens). A gorges healing spray would hurt aliens and heal marines, and there webs would turn into mint dental floss. Fades bile bombs and acid rockets would just release a minty fresh scent that envigorates the marines. Lerks would be rendered utterly useless without there noxious fumes, when was the last time you saw potpourri stop bullets? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
A frying pan for the marines, for those fun occasions when you encounter an alien evolving away from there hive... a man's gotta eat ya know. Fried onos egg with a side of gorge bacon is good eatin'. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Replacing the skulks from gorge's babblers attack with onos. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
And this is more of an idea that should never be used rather than one that should never be implimented, but...
Redemption and Xenocide
*Skulk ties on his bandana with a red dot on it and runs at 3 marines*
*Marines open fire, heavily wounding skulk*
*Redemption kicks in, sending skulk back to hive*
*SPLAT!*
*Gorge comes in with mop and bucket to clean the hive*