Thanks for the pin, I'll have to think up some ridiculous ideas today. Kinda funny that i played with some of these people on NS. I believed bedwetting type got pwned by the aliens last game. I won 8/8 alien games yesterday.
My topic got pinned! I'm so proud... *sniff* *Sniff* Thanks Nemesis Zero!
I wonder what would happen if the programers let the marines do the moves that the people in "The Matrix" can do. IE: Running on walls, flips, kicks, etc. There is no spoon...
<!--QuoteBegin--Ardesco+Nov 30 2002, 12:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ardesco @ Nov 30 2002, 12:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->1) Creating ships with "<i>real</i>" marine living quarters... Commander: Ok marines, I'm sending you a waypoint to the next hive. Marine: Uuh, commander? Commander: What? Marine: Are you sure that's the right waypoint? Commander: Yes I'm sure! What other place would be the perfect breeding ground for bacterium and other filthy alien spawn? Marine: Well sir, I'd just like to point out that that's Private Johnson's living quarters... Commander: Crap. *Clean up your waypoint, soldier!* <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Bwahahhaha! Good stuff. These are good boards.
Manditory L33t speak. Pure evil genius. I like it. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> "Look out! I'm behind you!" <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> "Bah! I'll be the judge of that!" <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
Umm... I think you're not on my team.... <img src='http://planethalflife.com/images/photo/big/112402_full.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'> Planethalflife.com....again.
i just found this thread, so a few kudos to some of the funniest (that i found)
the mandatory leet was funny
ns_bootcamp was GREAT <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
the phraise "nano-sluge"
the pet command
"clean up your waypoint, soldier"
the lunch break (cant you just picture them all sitting around drinking in the Mess Hall? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->)
and heres something that needs to be done to those overzealous gorges (you know the ones. the really hyper ones, always running around and jumping their fat little selves all around). we need to have the very first:
Am I the only one who is very distrubed by this? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Error404:+Nov 30 2002, 06:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Error404: @ Nov 30 2002, 06:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><b>Half-Human/ Half Gorge</b>: born from successful marine-gorge relationships.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Ohhhhh my. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> I'm not sure I wanna know where the rest of the ideas came from, either <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
All I know is that when I walk around a corner with my all powerful lmg and 70 armor and run into a onos I can't help but think that crapping my pants would be the most realistic reaction, that or a faint option. Hey if you gotta go out, might as well go out in style! Right? Am I right?... aww to hell with you!
I cant belive how much this post has evolved in ONE DAY... omg this is great! cant believe i was one of the firsts to see the genius behind this post <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> ... :
--fast food machine on ready room [gorges and onos are already too fat]
--gorge with a sound button to say: this is my hive, i know there are many others but this one is mine.
Super-sprint! When a LA/LMG marine spots an Onos, he chickens out, strips off his armor, drops his weapons and runs 2x faster than a skulk all around the map in nothing but his shorts!
1) MARINE PRIMAL SCREAM: they pull down their pants and show there buts to aliens and start yelling a war cry (GRAAAAAAAR)=anyone who sees it get paralized for 10 seconds
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i can see it now a lone gorge running from 5 HA's with HMG's bumping up and down singing "stayin' alive, stayin' alive, stayin' aliiiiiiiiive" <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
"I'm a grunt and I don't care!" -"I'm a grunt and I don't care!" "A skulk might drop right in my hair!" -"A skulk might drop right in my hair!" "Oh no!" -"Oh no!" "An Ono!" -"An Ono!" "No seriously, it's coming right this way!" -"No seriously, it's coming right this way!" "Run you morons!" -"Run you morons!" etc etc etc.
When fired upon and successful contact is made with an enemy gorge, the TSA issued destructo-gorge beam will levitate said creature about 1 meter into the air, surrounding it in a microscopic net of nanites. Then, the nanites will proceed to pump large amounts of air into the gorge. Limited field tests have shown that most gorges can expand volumetrically to about 5-10 times their normal size. After the gorge is inflated to maximum volume without bursting (Although there have been some cases of gorges spontaneously exploding before they hit this theoretical limit), the nanites then proceed to seal every potential air leak on said gorge, until it becomes airtight like a balloon. A thin nanotech thread is then created and tied around the gorge's tail, whereby a marine can proceed to move around the creature simply by pulling it along the thread. Warning: Said method of gorge incapacitation is known to cause gorges to spontaneously self-combust after 10-15 minutes of inflation. Leaves a very large radius of messy bacterium and alien goo after detonation.
The plush-o-matic 3000: This structure is cleverly designed to look exactly like a turrent factory, except it has a large opening on its side, and a super-reinforced exterior hull that belies its disguise. When a skulk or any other alien creature steps into the plush-o-matic 3000 after breaking several teeth/limbs on the nearly unbreakable exterior, the plush-o-matic immediately drops a super-reinforced cage door that causes said alien to be trapped similarly to how a dog or a cat is kept in its cage. Most aliens will likely pass out of the sheer fatigue of trying to escape.
If the plush-o-matic 3000 is set to <i>autoplushie</i> mode, then said alien will immediate undergo processing. Several thousands of nanites will set upon the alien, working on a subatomic level to change the chemical composition of the alien. All bacterium in the creature is immediate converted into stuffing, and the exterior shell of the alien undergoes a process known as "Super-Deformation", or SD, that causes it to generally become smaller, and generally, less dangerous as claws morph into useless, fuzzy points, and teeth turn into velvet canines (the process ends up with the aliens looking a lot like plush toys...ergo, the name). After the process of SD, the plush-o-matic 3000 will release the alien, whereby a marine can proceed to take said SD alien into "custody", usually within the confines of one's own room as an ornament or pillow accessory.
Size too much of a problem? The plush-o-matic 3000 has a super-powerful vacuum to suck up even the largest of aliens and SD them into huggable pillow sized creatures. Now, you too can own the entire set of aliens in your bedroom!
*Warning: SD aliens have been known to revert back to their normal alien selves for no apparent reason. Said process seems to take place the most when user is sleeping and holding said SD alien*
Infested Seige Turret: Aliens having too much problem with those seige turrets? Not a problem! With the new infested seige cannon, you, the lowly alien, can STRIKE BACK at the marine invaders! It's simple...watch!
Frank: Yes! We finally got seige cannons up...oh no, aliens...aaaaAAAH! *CHOMP CHOMP* <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> *later* Frank: Oh boy, that last encounter really chewed me up bad. I wonder how that forward base is... *BOOM* Bob: Frank? Frank? Holy crap! Did you see that? Frank just exploded and fell to the ground! Edi: *Mutters* Damn lack of proper gibbing animations... Edi: uh, yeah. Looks almost as if a seige cannon hit him. Bob: Whoaa! *BOOM* Edi: Crap. *BOOM* *A skulk is behind the infested seige cannon wearing a broken marine's helmet and chuckling as he aims*
Hehee.....I love this Community <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
I got a good one:
McGorges fast food <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> Hungry for stomach Goo? Got Burf?
A new type of gameplay: assassination. A VIG (Very Important Gorge) appears as a special gorge in a business suit. This gorge can build without taking any resources, but is the only one of the team who can build hives. In addition to moving very slowly, the VIG does not respawn and cannot move until the hive he starts building is complete. The rest of the alien team needs to escort the VIG until each of the hives are built up, and then needs to get the VIG to the marine spawn where the VIG can build a special structure which, when complete, wins the game (is the same as a hive in build time and hitpoints and uses the hive model).
Perhaps the VIG should get a certain amount of respawns. But definately no more than 3 or so.
A horde of PETA activists <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> Now that's a scary thought.
Hrm. How about the Commander can set down a loom, (a nano-tech loom), which will create giant fade-mascot costumes which marines can wear? It would be a great way to infiltrate the enemy's ranks.
Edit: Oh, and as an upgrade, you can make a Onos suit, but it takes two people to wear it.
Next patch would just be Counter-Strike but with all the skins changed to NS skins and hostages would all be gorges and when u rescue them u get a cutscene of you petting the gorges and your hand gets all slimy but u dont mind cuz he's so damn cute.
All marines have lightsabers and force powers, and marines can heal themselves by slicing open an alien and resting inside it (a la Empire Strikes Back and the Tan-Tan)
Comments
I wonder what would happen if the programers let the marines do the moves that the people in "The Matrix" can do. IE: Running on walls, flips, kicks, etc.
There is no spoon...
Commander: Ok marines, I'm sending you a waypoint to the next hive.
Marine: Uuh, commander?
Commander: What?
Marine: Are you sure that's the right waypoint?
Commander: Yes I'm sure! What other place would be the perfect breeding ground for bacterium and other filthy alien spawn?
Marine: Well sir, I'd just like to point out that that's Private Johnson's living quarters...
Commander: Crap.
*Clean up your waypoint, soldier!*
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Bwahahhaha! Good stuff. These are good boards.
I thought that was pretty damn funny.
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(Heh I have a l337 Transltater I got a few years back only 32 KB used to use it on my CS Server to screw with people)
Me: Its time for!
Rest:What?
Me:L337!(Activetes L337 Chat)
CT1:L337?
T1:wH4T +hE h3LL ar3 j00 t4LK1NG 4bOUT?
T1:WTF?
T2:lm@0!
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CT1:WHY +H3 h3LL 15 3V3rY0N3 t4LKInG We1Rd?
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T1:Wha+ +HE PhuXOr DID J00 ju$t $4y?
Ahh it took everyone awhile to catch on... fun program
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> "Look out! I'm behind you!" <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> "Bah! I'll be the judge of that!" <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
<img src='http://planethalflife.com/images/photo/big/111302_full.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
From Planethalflife.com
<img src='http://planethalflife.com/images/photo/big/112202_full.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
From Planethalflife.com
<img src='http://planethalflife.com/images/photo/big/112402_full.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Planethalflife.com....again.
i just found this thread, so a few kudos to some of the funniest (that i found)
the mandatory leet was funny
ns_bootcamp was GREAT <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
the phraise "nano-sluge"
the pet command
"clean up your waypoint, soldier"
the lunch break (cant you just picture them all sitting around drinking in the Mess Hall? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->)
damn thats funny <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
and heres something that needs to be done to those overzealous gorges (you know the ones. the really hyper ones, always running around and jumping their fat little selves all around). we need to have the very first:
gorge neutering
*snip snip*
NO!!!!!!!
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
"Son of a B****"
"Clean up, asile 6"
"DO THE HUSSLE!"
(when your team has way too many gorges) "So many fatties *sigh* so many fatties..."
"Goooood boy... heh heh heh"
"Snack time!"
"I'm the hivemined yes I'm the real hivemind all the other hiveminds are just immitating..." (lame, i know)
"Can I get a what what?" *skulks and gorges* "What what!" *fades and onos* "Sucka!"
"My Hive is too leet for joo, human noobs"
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Marine 2: Hey, 'sup?
Marine 1: Nuttin...sitting back. Welding the turrets. Watching for skulks. 'Sup with you?
Marine 2: Nuttin...welding some turrets. Watching for skulks.
Marine 1: True. True.
Fade: *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
Marine 1: *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
Marine 2: Yo, who's that?
Marine 1: Yo, grab the phone!
Fade: *GRUNT*?
Marine 2: *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
Fade: *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
Marine 1: *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
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Ah man, thats great!
"DO THE HUSSLE!"
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Mass trama would follow. ^^;;
Texas Ranger
<b>Half-Human/ Half Gorge</b>: born from successful marine-gorge relationships.
<span style='color:red'>I took out all the ones that didn't need to be expressed</span>
Ohhhhh my. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> I'm not sure I wanna know where the rest of the ideas came from, either <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
I cant belive how much this post has evolved in ONE DAY... omg this is great!
cant believe i was one of the firsts to see the genius behind this post <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> ... :
--fast food machine on ready room [gorges and onos are already too fat]
--gorge with a sound button to say: this is my hive, i know there are many others but this one is mine.
--universal GRAAAAAAAAAAR language
DAnG it cant think another one
a lone gorge running from 5 HA's with HMG's bumping up and down singing "stayin' alive, stayin' alive, stayin' aliiiiiiiiive"
<!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
"I'm a grunt and I don't care!"
-"I'm a grunt and I don't care!"
"A skulk might drop right in my hair!"
-"A skulk might drop right in my hair!"
"Oh no!"
-"Oh no!"
"An Ono!"
-"An Ono!"
"No seriously, it's coming right this way!"
-"No seriously, it's coming right this way!"
"Run you morons!"
-"Run you morons!"
etc etc etc.
When fired upon and successful contact is made with an enemy gorge, the TSA issued destructo-gorge beam will levitate said creature about 1 meter into the air, surrounding it in a microscopic net of nanites. Then, the nanites will proceed to pump large amounts of air into the gorge. Limited field tests have shown that most gorges can expand volumetrically to about 5-10 times their normal size. After the gorge is inflated to maximum volume without bursting (Although there have been some cases of gorges spontaneously exploding before they hit this theoretical limit), the nanites then proceed to seal every potential air leak on said gorge, until it becomes airtight like a balloon. A thin nanotech thread is then created and tied around the gorge's tail, whereby a marine can proceed to move around the creature simply by pulling it along the thread. Warning: Said method of gorge incapacitation is known to cause gorges to spontaneously self-combust after 10-15 minutes of inflation. Leaves a very large radius of messy bacterium and alien goo after detonation.
The plush-o-matic 3000: This structure is cleverly designed to look exactly like a turrent factory, except it has a large opening on its side, and a super-reinforced exterior hull that belies its disguise. When a skulk or any other alien creature steps into the plush-o-matic 3000 after breaking several teeth/limbs on the nearly unbreakable exterior, the plush-o-matic immediately drops a super-reinforced cage door that causes said alien to be trapped similarly to how a dog or a cat is kept in its cage. Most aliens will likely pass out of the sheer fatigue of trying to escape.
If the plush-o-matic 3000 is set to <i>autoplushie</i> mode, then said alien will immediate undergo processing. Several thousands of nanites will set upon the alien, working on a subatomic level to change the chemical composition of the alien. All bacterium in the creature is immediate converted into stuffing, and the exterior shell of the alien undergoes a process known as "Super-Deformation", or SD, that causes it to generally become smaller, and generally, less dangerous as claws morph into useless, fuzzy points, and teeth turn into velvet canines (the process ends up with the aliens looking a lot like plush toys...ergo, the name). After the process of SD, the plush-o-matic 3000 will release the alien, whereby a marine can proceed to take said SD alien into "custody", usually within the confines of one's own room as an ornament or pillow accessory.
Size too much of a problem? The plush-o-matic 3000 has a super-powerful vacuum to suck up even the largest of aliens and SD them into huggable pillow sized creatures. Now, you too can own the entire set of aliens in your bedroom!
*Warning: SD aliens have been known to revert back to their normal alien selves for no apparent reason. Said process seems to take place the most when user is sleeping and holding said SD alien*
Infested Seige Turret:
Aliens having too much problem with those seige turrets? Not a problem! With the new infested seige cannon, you, the lowly alien, can STRIKE BACK at the marine invaders! It's simple...watch!
Frank: Yes! We finally got seige cannons up...oh no, aliens...aaaaAAAH! *CHOMP CHOMP* <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
*later*
Frank: Oh boy, that last encounter really chewed me up bad. I wonder how that forward base is...
*BOOM*
Bob: Frank? Frank? Holy crap! Did you see that? Frank just exploded and fell to the ground!
Edi: *Mutters* Damn lack of proper gibbing animations...
Edi: uh, yeah. Looks almost as if a seige cannon hit him.
Bob: Whoaa! *BOOM*
Edi: Crap.
*BOOM*
*A skulk is behind the infested seige cannon wearing a broken marine's helmet and chuckling as he aims*
I got a good one:
McGorges fast food <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Hungry for stomach Goo?
Got Burf?
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Perhaps the VIG should get a certain amount of respawns. But definately no more than 3 or so.
Edit:
Oh, and as an upgrade, you can make a Onos suit, but it takes two people to wear it.
Or maybe not...