I broke into a house today

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  • MouseMouse The Lighter Side of Pessimism Join Date: 2002-03-02 Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    Nah, I'm just flexy <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1625641:date=May 8 2007, 12:36 PM:name=Mouse)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mouse @ May 8 2007, 12:36 PM) [snapback]1625641[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Nah, I'm just flexy <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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    oO

    A "normal" catflap is about 160x170mm. My head would not fit through that! How do you manage that? I demand PICS !! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Yeah, I'm with fasky, we want pix!

    Also, If YOU got in that easily, what would stop another "flexy" person from doin likewise? I think I'd find it hard to sleep at night. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1625540:date=May 7 2007, 11:29 PM:name=cshank4)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(cshank4 @ May 7 2007, 11:29 PM) [snapback]1625540[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Who HASN'T broken into their own house before?
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    Me!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    I get other people to break into my house for me if I get locked out. It's amazing how small a gap people are willing to squeeze through to help a (lazy) friend in need =o
  • ConfusedConfused Wait. What? Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12904Members, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Subnautica Playtester
    I was once locked out my place with only a case of beer 2 buddies and a swiss army knife.

    I proceeded to remove one of the glass panes from the window on the kitchen door using the knife. no small feat really. remove it without cutting myself. enter the house, tell my buddies who had been hard at work on the case of beer to hold the glass in so i could go up stairs and get a hammer to put the trim back in. i made about four feet before one of them slammed the door shut exclaiming that we were awesome and that we should get drinking.

    This happily caused the glass to tip out of the window and fall with a crash onto my porch shattering everywhere.


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  • NEO_PhyteNEO_Phyte We need shirtgons&#33; Join Date: 2003-12-16 Member: 24453Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1625630:date=May 8 2007, 03:51 AM:name=T_h_e_m)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(T_h_e_m @ May 8 2007, 03:51 AM) [snapback]1625630[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.

    Take him away!
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    I always had to climb out on the fire escape and yank out the air conditioner in my bedroom window when I had to break into my apartment.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1625641:date=May 8 2007, 03:36 AM:name=Mouse)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mouse @ May 8 2007, 03:36 AM) [snapback]1625641[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Nah, I'm just flexy <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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    I too am lithe, spry, and nimble. I made it through my cousins' dog door. In fact, we have a lot in common, Mouse. Cousins, doors, skinny. Perchance we are related? Maybe one of my ancestors committed some grevious crime in England and got shipped off to that godforsaken water-less prison you call your homeland.
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    I used to open up my sliding glass door with a shovel and a hoe... I would have to disengage the regular lock, and then use the hoe to lever apart the two panes and then the shovel would keep it open while I used a stick to undo the safety lock...
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Good idea, 'cept my shovel and hoe is in my garage, locked up. <img src="http://www.nsmod.org/forums/style_emoticons/default/hairpull.gif" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1625600:date=May 7 2007, 11:21 PM:name=DrSuredeath)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DrSuredeath @ May 7 2007, 11:21 PM) [snapback]1625600[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    I was just exaggerating, anyone that got deported from the US, the FBI has file on them I think.

    I went to a college for 3 years, found out I'm not cut for engineering major, and I didn't like the college. Went back to my country for half a year, while applying for a new school and major. Got accepted, stupid me didn't read the fine print, my old VISA said I have 2 years before it expired. But the catch is, you have to be enrolled in a program... So, I flew to US to take a look at the new school.

    Got deported right back at LA. 29 hours wasted on that round trip. And now every time I reenter US, the custom takes me to this stupid room for an interview before letting me in.

    Last time I applied for my VISA extension, they asked me to do a fingerprint to send back to the Fed.
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    Any crime that you get fingerprinted for, the FBI has a file on you.
    Also if you apply for like a taxi license or a day care worker where they may do a background check and print you for that, "the man" have a file on you as well. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/marine.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::marine::" border="0" alt="marine.gif" />
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