Will It Blend?

A_Boojum_Snark · December 2006

<div class="IPBDescription">run for the hills, eat it's everything!</div><a href="http://www.willitblend.com/" target="_blank">http://www.willitblend.com/</a>

That's one darn good blender! I love when companies make such amusing forms of advertisement <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/nerd-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::nerdy::" border="0" alt="nerd-fix.gif" />

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%">(whoop, messed up on the description there a bit)</span>

Scythe · December 2006

I watched a few of these videos until hearing the "Will it blend?" at the start of the video again and again and again and again and again...

...put me into a coma.

--Scythe--

illh · December 2006

Cochicken and movie in a blender ftw

DiscoZombie · December 2006

I didn't think there was any way an iPod would blend...

lolfighter · December 2006

They fear the mighty crowbar!

Quaunaut · December 2006

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Dec 27 2006, 07:32 AM) [snapback]1592577[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'>
They fear the mighty crowbar!
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They have good reason. I just went through the first 2 hours of blue shift with crowbar only. Mmm...I'm good(yes, I ran from the hounds when I didn't have it).

lolfighter · December 2006

Pff, so what? I killed the helicopter gunship in HL2's "Water Hazard" with naught but angry glares.

Lt_Patch · December 2006

They DO ph33r teh mighty crowbar!
Was so looking forward to see the blender eat the crowbar. I feel kinda ripped off now <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />

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BlackMage · December 2006

the almighty crowbar cannot be defeated

A_Boojum_Snark · December 2006

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Black_Mage @ Dec 27 2006, 04:15 PM) [snapback]1592642[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'>
the almighty crowbar cannot be defeated
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Maybe. But I bet it could blend mittens. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wow.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":0" border="0" alt="wow.gif" />

Jimmeh · December 2006

Everyone go to <a href="http://www.willitblend.com/suggestions.aspx" target="_blank">http://www.willitblend.com/suggestions.aspx</a> and suggest Kittens please.

lolfighter · December 2006

Or maybe mittens.

It'd have been fun to see it failing on the hardened ends of a crowbar. They could always cheat and use a plastic crowbar though.

Starchy · December 2006

The music is so awful!! Some good videos though.

A_Boojum_Snark · December 2006

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Starchy @ Dec 27 2006, 10:02 PM) [snapback]1592697[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'>
The music is so awful!! Some good videos though.
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Heresy! If it had a built in speaker which played that song when it ran, it would sooo be worth the money to me! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

BlackMage · December 2006

not the mittens :cryface:

Depot · December 2006

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jimmeh @ Dec 27 2006, 07:20 PM) [snapback]1592664[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'>
Everyone go to <a href="http://www.willitblend.com/suggestions.aspx" target="_blank">http://www.willitblend.com/suggestions.aspx</a> and suggest Kittens please.
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Yes to kittens, AND mittens. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

Lt_Patch · December 2006

*votes for mittens*

Nil_IQ · December 2006

I suggested a housebrick. Only then will I be impressed.

cshank4 · December 2006

Can it blend human remains?

I mean...

Not that, you know, have anything remainy or humany that needs to be blended but uh...

DuoGodOfDeath · December 2006

I will not buy this product unless it blends another inferior blender.

Swiftspear · December 2006

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DuoGodOfDeath @ Dec 28 2006, 11:49 PM) [snapback]1592946[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'>
I will not buy this product unless it blends another inferior blender.
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QFT

Nil_IQ · December 2006

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DuoGodOfDeath @ Dec 28 2006, 11:49 PM) [snapback]1592946[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'>
I will not buy this product unless it blends another inferior blender.
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Yes! The only way to decide which is truly the mightiest blender is ONE-ON-ONE COMBAT!

Lt_Patch · December 2006

I'll go get the Magimix

DrSuredeath · December 2006

Well, I suggested Sony PSP and Nintendo DS.

Lt_Patch · December 2006

if it can do a gen1 iPod, then it'll easily do a PSP, and a DS

DrSuredeath · December 2006

But the saying is that Nintendo product is indestructible.

Lt_Patch · December 2006

Got to hand it to you there, Nintendo stuff does seem to be invicible, I mean, I sat right on my DS earlier, and I'm not exactly the lightest person in the world, if you get my meaning...

BlackMage · December 2006

what about a car...

Sub_zer0 · December 2006

a small country? ...

cshank4 · December 2006

You know, these things would be a wise investment in case of a zombie apocalypse. Just make a suit out of them. Zombies goes to snack on you then BAM! No more arms!

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