Will It Blend?

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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi! Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    I don't like these videos, there is no way that iPod is smooth enough for me to digest comfortably, there fore it does not blend.
  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1593096:date=Dec 29 2006, 06:33 PM:name=Thaldarin)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Thaldarin @ Dec 29 2006, 06:33 PM) [snapback]1593096[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    I don't like these videos, there is no way that iPod is smooth enough for me to digest comfortably, there fore it does not blend.
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    If you mixed it with some fruit, ice and a bit of milk I bet you could muscle one down.
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    edited December 2006
    i wonder if it could blend a mixture of iron and aluminum oxides, some magnesium and strike anywhere matchheads ^_^

    ... or just some nitroglycerin
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    edited December 2006
    What will happen?

    <img src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q247/Svenpa/paradox.jpg" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    edited December 2006
    <!--quoteo(post=1593107:date=Dec 30 2006, 01:01 AM:name=Svenpa)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Svenpa @ Dec 30 2006, 01:01 AM) [snapback]1593107[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    What will happen?

    <img src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q247/Svenpa/paradox.jpg" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
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    <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernova" target="_blank">Supernova</a>
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    /agree or a total implosion of reality as we know it.
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    edited December 2006
    <!--quoteo(post=1593121:date=Dec 30 2006, 01:58 AM:name=Sub_zer0)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Sub_zer0 @ Dec 30 2006, 01:58 AM) [snapback]1593121[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    /agree or a total implosion of reality as we know it.
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    Only if both blenders are the same one, but one is from the past <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
  • torquetorque Join Date: 2003-08-20 Member: 20035Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    I was sold until I saw the pricetag. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    I'm assuming it blended all the price tags in the world and then came up with something ridiculously high?
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    SNAKE! YOU'VE CREATED A BLENDER PARADOX! YOU CAN'T GO DIVIDING BY ZERO LIKE THAT!
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1593107:date=Dec 30 2006, 12:01 AM:name=Svenpa)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Svenpa @ Dec 30 2006, 12:01 AM) [snapback]1593107[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    What will happen?

    <img src="http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q247/Svenpa/paradox.jpg" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
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    Cross blenderisation. If you can tell me what that means.
  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    Bump for the lulz!

    [youtube]qg1ckCkm8YI[/youtube]
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    I wish the cameraman would just shove the guy's face into the blender.
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    did i hear a low nooooooooooo when it was in slow motion? Also why did it go black and turn into dust?
  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    friction burning/shredding the black plastic so that it smothers everything - results in a black powder

    my guess anyway
  • iFireiFire Join Date: 2002-07-31 Member: 1038Members
    It's probably the battery that turns black.
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    I was going to guess it was the hard drive
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    When I saw this thread just above the "bend over and take it" thread about vista I read it as "Will it bend over and take it?"

    Also: WILL IT BLEND!? SEE MY FARCE!
  • SmoodCrooznSmoodCroozn Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22310Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1638942:date=Jul 14 2007, 05:06 PM:name=Sub_zer0)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Sub_zer0 @ Jul 14 2007, 05:06 PM) [snapback]1638942[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    did i hear a low nooooooooooo when it was in slow motion? Also why did it go black and turn into dust?
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->It was made of satan. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wow.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":0" border="0" alt="wow.gif" />
  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    OMG NO D=
    [youtube]k7SKDnhI3Eg[/youtube]
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <a href="http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=glowsticks" target="_blank">Lex Luther is creating Kryptonyte in order to defeat superman!</a>
  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    "iSmoke... Don't breathe this!" <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Oh, it's the perfect christmas present for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsieur_Mangetout" target="_blank">Michel Lotito</a>
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