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BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
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Got a friend, had this really annoying cat. Always meowing and ambushing folks from under the sofa and whatnot, typical cat stuff. Cept it really drove her dad up the wall. So he's stoking this woodstove, one of those high dollar jobs with the heavy glass doors. And this cat sidles up to him and starts meowing and getting in the way. So he totally twists off, can't take it anymore. He grabs the cat and shoves it in this stove and shuts the door. She just told me this, I was stunned.
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    o_o


    *speechless*
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    ...
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  • Rapier7Rapier7 Join Date: 2004-02-05 Member: 26108Members
    Lies.
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    heh... torch the stupid ****s... im allergic to them therefore they dont need to exist.
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  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    Did they...eat it?
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  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    edited July 2005
    I wouldn't be surprised by that though reasa.

    ...I blame the insane heat this summer has.

    EDIT : Yeah....heat.
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi! Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    Where does your friend live, China? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • MerkabaMerkaba Digital Harmony Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 22Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-reasa+Jul 7 2005, 07:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ Jul 7 2005, 07:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Did they...eat it? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    They better have done, or else it's a waste of a cat really.

    Anyway...a very cruel thing to do. What more can be said?
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  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Did he turn the heat on the stove?
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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    I will never believe another story posted by BadKarma. That custom title is well deserved I tell you!
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  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    edited July 2005
    Notify the police. You don't have to care about animal rights and the suffering of the cat. But you <i>do</i> have to be worried about that guy's temper and his capacity to make a criminal-level attack on a human who happens to annoy him one time too many.
    [edit]I see CForrester agrees
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    wow
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  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    If this is true, I suggest that you and your friend go to the police IMMEDIATELY. This is a serious crime, and could indicate an underlying psychological condition that will cause him to hurt more than cats in the future.
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    Hopefully this man shall recieve a lengthy jail sentence.
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  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    ...wow


    PS. Peta will go insane if they get wind of this
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  • BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
    <img src='http://www.petprofessional.net/archive/2005/pp20050316.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />


    >_>

    All joking aside... just dayum... that guy is psychotic... I can sympathise with your friend... we just had to put my dog down. German Shephard, purebread for 6 generations... he attacked my little bro without warning. I damn near snapped his neck there just for that. My bro has 2 stitches just beside his nose, a gash on the other side.... and probably will be afraid of larger breed dogs for a while to come. This is his 6th time he's simply wigged out on us... we don't know why, so we did what was best for the little ones in the family...
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  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-BulletHead+Jul 7 2005, 03:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BulletHead @ Jul 7 2005, 03:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->>_>

    All joking aside... just dayum... that guy is psychotic... I can sympathise with your friend... we just had to put my dog down. German Shephard, purebread for 6 generations... he attacked my little bro without warning. I damn near snapped his neck there just for that. My bro has 2 stitches just beside his nose, a gash on the other side.... and probably will be afraid of larger breed dogs for a while to come. This is his 6th time he's simply wigged out on us... we don't know why, so we did what was best for the little ones in the family...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't mean to sound insensitive, but the attack had to be triggered by something. Things like that don't happen for no reason, and can usually be fixed with patience and the proper knowledge. If you don't mind me sounding like an insensitive jerk, I can PM you and try to work out why it happened, in case you're curious to know for the future...
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    one time when I was very young, about 4 or 5 maybe 6, I was riding around on our back deck on a tricycle. Our german shepherd was there, tied to a verticle support for the lattice. A cat walked past the stairs to the lawn and our dog at the time happened to have it in for all cats on a moment's notice. The result: He ran around me twice wrapping his leash around my neck and tried to run after the cat, choking me.

    At this point I can't breath, the most I can do is let out the faintest word, in this case, "mom." It was probably faint enough that only I could hear it but luckily my sister saw what was happening through the kitchen window and told my mother who came out in a flash and untangled me.

    I had scabs around my neck for some time as a result.
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  • BobbyShaftoeBobbyShaftoe Join Date: 2004-01-13 Member: 25280Members
    Is Catricide a real word?
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Is it wrong that I laughed?

    Well yeah, that man has one hell of a temper.
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  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    save the kittens!

    thats pretty insane you know, couldnt he just throw it outside?
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  • BadMouthBadMouth It ceases to be exclusive when you can have a custom member titl Join Date: 2004-05-21 Member: 28815Members
    my physics teacher told me this story.

    He once had a student. When this student was very young, he shoved a hamster into the microwave oven. Then he turned the microwave oven on. The hamster blew up. the reason for doing this? He was curious to see what would happen.
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  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BadMouth+Jul 7 2005, 10:05 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadMouth @ Jul 7 2005, 10:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> my physics teacher told me this story.

    He once had a student. When this student was very young, he shoved a hamster into the microwave oven. Then he turned the microwave oven on. The hamster blew up. the reason for doing this? He was curious to see what would happen. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    curiosty coems in many forms
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-BadMouth+Jul 7 2005, 10:05 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadMouth @ Jul 7 2005, 10:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> my physics teacher told me this story.

    He once had a student. When this student was very young, he shoved a hamster into the microwave oven. Then he turned the microwave oven on. The hamster blew up. the reason for doing this? He was curious to see what would happen. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    "Pop Goes the Hamster and Other Fun Microwave Tricks"


    real book, go ask for it at B&N
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    No, it wasn't an oven, it was a woodburning stove, one of those big house heating ones. She told me yesterday, it happened last winter, don't remember how it came up. But yea, he's friggin' crazy, even more so now that I know this.
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  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    Someone partly microwaved a cat at a party I was at once, I didn't see it happen otherwise I might have tried to stop it. The turds that did it were arrested and taken to court while the poor kitty had to be put down <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Inform the police tho cos that's just flipping cruel cooking a live animal ffs
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    Fellas, I ain't gonna call the cops on this persons father for incinerating a cat a year back.
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  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-BadKarma+Jul 7 2005, 04:51 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Jul 7 2005, 04:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Fellas, I ain't gonna call the cops on this persons father for incinerating a cat a year back. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    you suck

    think of the kitty! <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    What, you want me to redeem the cat?

    "Hello, 911, what is your emergency?"
    "Uh hi, I know this guy that put a cat in a stove, could you come arrest him or something?"
    "Well sir, when did this happen?"
    "About a year ago."
    "Uh huh, is there anyway that you or anyone else on the face of the planet could possibly prove that this actually happened?"
    "No."
    *Click*
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  • kill4thrillskill4thrills Join Date: 2004-06-24 Member: 29506Members, Constellation
    you have hearsay and conjectural evidence! he is doomed
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