Teach The Controversy!
<div class="IPBDescription">Someone please think of the children!</div> I have had enough! No longer can I sit in good conscious and watch as my children are corrupted by the evil materialistic naturalistic chemicalistic mendeleevian imperialism! They are being warped to the truth and we MUST teach the controversy! Chemical mendeleevianism is constantly shifting (look how many new elements they have added! Clear proof that they are lying to cover up their materialistic evils), to deny the truth to our children of the four REAL elements:
Fire, Earth, Water and Air!
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TEACH THE CONTROVERSY AND SAVE YOUR CHILDREN FROM NATURALISTIC MATERIALISTIC MENDELEEVIANISM TODAY!!!!111oneone
Fire, Earth, Water and Air!
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TEACH THE CONTROVERSY AND SAVE YOUR CHILDREN FROM NATURALISTIC MATERIALISTIC MENDELEEVIANISM TODAY!!!!111oneone
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thats awesome.
thats awesome. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
What he said. I'm going to print a bunch out and post them on the walls of my school! SPREAD THE MESSAGE!'
I do not know whether Professor Williams linked to that site as a joke or in all seriousness.
Earth:
Atomic number: 1
Atomic weight: heavy
Color: brown
Properties: hurts when thrown
Fire:
Atomic number: 2
Atomic weight: really hot
color: red
Properties: hurts when touched
Air:
Atomic number: 3
Atomic Weight: light
Color: Invisible!
Properties: Hurts if not breathed in
Water:
Atomic number: 4
Atomic weight: Wet
Color: Blue
Properties: Hurts if breathed in
Science, here I come!
First it was "here be dragons"
Now they're just dolphins
Marik: I believe he may be in on it. I'm not sure if the version I picked up is from the rediscovery institute as well (they are making it in various types_. I encountered it while reading various blogs, and decided to share it with the rest of the internet for prosperity <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Incidently, TEACH THE CONTROVERSY.
Atomic number: 3
Atomic Weight: light
Color: Invisible!
Properties: Hurts if not breathed in <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Dude, everyone knows air is blue. Look at the sky.
The only reason we can see is because we were given eyes that can see through air (for a limited distance).
I do not know whether Professor Williams linked to that site as a joke or in all seriousness. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That site is hilarious! Their writings about the periodic table just crack me up. Here is something written on whether or not the US should use an international configuration of the periodic table.
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Ahahahahahaha! Joke science I salute you!
btw the sky of mars is blue but NASA dyed the photo's red.
Because it was designed like that (poof). Don't give me any of this atheist materialistic naturalistic physical explanations for the sky. THAT ISN'T SCIENCE.
Besides the THEORY (More like LIE LOL, GOO TOO YOU LOLOLOLOL) of light deffraction in the atmosphere is UNPROVEN. We must TEACH THE CONTROVERSY.
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btw the sky of mars is blue but NASA dyed the photo's red.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
NASA have a conspiracy against good science and they refuse to teach the controversy. Do you know that NASA <i>UNSCIENTIFICALLY</i> denies that the THEORY (again, THEORY MEANS GUESS LOLOLOL) of the world being round may not be true. See there is GOOD evidence to suggest the earth is flat, because if it wasn't flat you'd fall off it. QED.
PS: Teach the controversy!
Viva la resistance!
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>NANITES!</span>
I disagree!
(Was there something there originally or D: )
Atomic number: 5
Atomic Weight: ~275gr
Color: flesh
Properties: Love
The elemental composition of nanites is actually one earth, two winds and a pair of pizzas.
They made up "heart" so that kid wouldn't feel left out. They're <i>all</i> going to hell as a result.
God hates liars more than He does pollution.
That really opened my eyes, I didn't even have any idea that there was an element called wood. Must be part of the mendeleevist conspiracy!
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>NANITES!</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Name: Nanites
Chemical Symbol: Ns
Atomic Number: Awesome
Physical Properties: Explains and makes up everything. Also excellent sugar substitute. May convert entirety of universe into gray goo.
That really opened my eyes, I didn't even have any idea that there was an element called wood. Must be part of the mendeleevist conspiracy! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
It would be a funny periodic table if it wasn't so subtle.
That really opened my eyes, I didn't even have any idea that there was an element called wood. Must be part of the mendeleevist conspiracy! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
It would be a funny periodic table if it wasn't so subtle. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I actually printed it off without looking at it and handed it in as part of my homework in chemistry. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
That really opened my eyes, I didn't even have any idea that there was an element called wood. Must be part of the mendeleevist conspiracy! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
It would be a funny periodic table if it wasn't so subtle. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I actually printed it off without looking at it and handed it in as part of my homework in chemistry. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hahaha, I can only imagine what the response to that would have been! (Comedy gold at best!)