Teach The Controversy!

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  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Condizzle+Jun 4 2005, 11:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Condizzle @ Jun 4 2005, 11:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Stop the lies! You're corrupting our children! The only true element is:
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>NANITES!</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And bacterium.
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Let's hope your teacher has humor...
  • BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
    You're forgetting a few things...

    Elements:

    Fire
    Wind
    Water
    Earth
    Electric

    Those are the five primarys

    Soul/spirit is the 6th and balancing element

    Bwahaha
  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    edited June 2005
    This table is incomplete! There is NO BEER in that table! It MUST be crushed!

    On a side not.. there is no pr0n in there either.. so it MUST be false! Everyone knows, that pr0n is the most important element!
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    JESUS IS NOT ON THIS TABLE OF ELEMENTS?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

    HEATHEN!!!!!!!!
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Jun 5 2005, 05:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Jun 5 2005, 05:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Bacde+Jun 5 2005, 04:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Bacde @ Jun 5 2005, 04:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Aegeri+Jun 5 2005, 12:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aegeri @ Jun 5 2005, 12:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Jun 4 2005, 06:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Jun 4 2005, 06:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://sakaki.jamesoff.net/~james/periodic%20table%20copy.jpg' target='_blank'>The only true periodic table</a> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That really opened my eyes, I didn't even have any idea that there was an element called wood. Must be part of the mendeleevist conspiracy! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It would be a funny periodic table if it wasn't so subtle. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I actually printed it off without looking at it and handed it in as part of my homework in chemistry. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The only way that could be funnier is if your teacher didn't notice. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited June 2005
    Psh Jesus isn't an element. He's a self-equalizing mixture of comprised of two Tungsten atoms and one Jazz atom.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRblong2us+Jun 5 2005, 07:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRblong2us @ Jun 5 2005, 07:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Psh Jesus isn't an element. He's a self-equalizing mixture of comprised of two Tungsten molecules and one Jazz molecule. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'd sig that, but I don't understand it.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Sig it now, since I edited it to have more science!
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BulletHead+Jun 5 2005, 05:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BulletHead @ Jun 5 2005, 05:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You're forgetting a few things...

    Elements:

    Fire
    Wind
    Water
    Earth
    Electric

    Those are the five primarys

    Soul/spirit is the 6th and balancing element

    Bwahaha <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh man, I found an even funnier made-up peroidic table some time back, shame I can't find it again.

    All I can remember is that Ba was Banaa and Po was poop. I think Beer was in there somewhere....

    But anyway, I agree with your flat-earth FACT (you can't disprove it so it must be TRUE!). I think you should talk to these people, I think they share your ideals:

    <img src='http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/regressive1.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    <img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/Aegeri/Historygonewrong.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    TEACH THE CONTROVERSY.
  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    Vin Diesel is his own element.
  • BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
    he just controls them
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