Teach The Controversy!

AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Someone please think of the children!</div> I have had enough! No longer can I sit in good conscious and watch as my children are corrupted by the evil materialistic naturalistic chemicalistic mendeleevian imperialism! They are being warped to the truth and we MUST teach the controversy! Chemical mendeleevianism is constantly shifting (look how many new elements they have added! Clear proof that they are lying to cover up their materialistic evils), to deny the truth to our children of the four REAL elements:

Fire, Earth, Water and Air!

<img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/Aegeri/theory_vs_truth_sm.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY AND SAVE YOUR CHILDREN FROM NATURALISTIC MATERIALISTIC MENDELEEVIANISM TODAY!!!!111oneone
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  • pieceofsoappieceofsoap Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9535Members, Constellation
  • BreakthroughBreakthrough Texture Artist (ns_prometheus) Join Date: 2005-03-27 Member: 46620Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-pieceofsoap+Jun 4 2005, 12:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pieceofsoap @ Jun 4 2005, 12:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <3

    thats awesome. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What he said. I'm going to print a bunch out and post them on the walls of my school! SPREAD THE MESSAGE!'
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited June 2005
    The idea that there are something like 103 or more elements is clearly absurd. I have eaten each and every one of these so-called "elements", and they all taste the same.
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    It seems the choice of Professor Loren Williams as the name at the bottom isn't random. <a href='http://search.gatech.edu/custom/cs.html?charset=iso-8859-1&url=http%3A//web.chemistry.gatech.edu/~williams/&qt=loren+williams&col=&n=1&la=en' target='_blank'>His own website</a> has a "periodic table" link that goes to <a href='http://www.re-discovery.org/' target='_blank'>here</a>, which has a <a href='http://www.re-discovery.org/per_table.html' target='_blank'>very similar image</a>.

    I do not know whether Professor Williams linked to that site as a joke or in all seriousness.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    So I assume the properties of said elements would be as follows:

    Earth:
    Atomic number: 1
    Atomic weight: heavy
    Color: brown
    Properties: hurts when thrown

    Fire:
    Atomic number: 2
    Atomic weight: really hot
    color: red
    Properties: hurts when touched

    Air:
    Atomic number: 3
    Atomic Weight: light
    Color: Invisible!
    Properties: Hurts if not breathed in

    Water:
    Atomic number: 4
    Atomic weight: Wet
    Color: Blue
    Properties: Hurts if breathed in

    Science, here I come!
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    edited June 2005
    You know what else sucks?
    First it was "here be dragons"
    Now they're just dolphins
  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marik Steele+Jun 4 2005, 12:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik Steele @ Jun 4 2005, 12:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I do not know whether Professor Williams linked to that site as a joke or in all seriousness. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Marik: I believe he may be in on it. I'm not sure if the version I picked up is from the rediscovery institute as well (they are making it in various types_. I encountered it while reading various blogs, and decided to share it with the rest of the internet for prosperity <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Incidently, TEACH THE CONTROVERSY.
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRblong2us+Jun 4 2005, 01:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRblong2us @ Jun 4 2005, 01:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Air:
    Atomic number: 3
    Atomic Weight: light
    Color: Invisible!
    Properties: Hurts if not breathed in <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Dude, everyone knows air is blue. Look at the sky.

    The only reason we can see is because we were given eyes that can see through air (for a limited distance).
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    How can two elemants be blue?!? BLASPHEMY!
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marik Steele+Jun 4 2005, 12:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik Steele @ Jun 4 2005, 12:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It seems the choice of Professor Loren Williams as the name at the bottom isn't random.  <a href='http://search.gatech.edu/custom/cs.html?charset=iso-8859-1&url=http%3A//web.chemistry.gatech.edu/~williams/&qt=loren+williams&col=&n=1&la=en' target='_blank'>His own website</a> has a "periodic table" link that goes to <a href='http://www.re-discovery.org/' target='_blank'>here</a>, which has a <a href='http://www.re-discovery.org/per_table.html' target='_blank'>very similar image</a>.

    I do not know whether Professor Williams linked to that site as a joke or in all seriousness. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That site is hilarious! Their writings about the periodic table just crack me up. Here is something written on whether or not the US should use an international configuration of the periodic table.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Recently, more than 300 scientists, including professors from institutions such as MIT, Yale, Rice, the University of Georgia, and Tacoma Community College, signed a statement questioning whether IUPAC should have jurisdiction in the USA. They note that IUPAC, like the United Nations, is an international body representing foreigners, including French people and non-Christians. They also question whether it is wise to use Arabic (Muslim) numerals in American schools.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ahahahahahaha! Joke science I salute you!
  • RahXephonRahXephon Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21929Members, Constellation
    Wasn't the air blue because blue light rays diffract easier or something like that? If air was blue why don't I see the world in a blue tint?

    btw the sky of mars is blue but NASA dyed the photo's red.
  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-RahXephon+Jun 4 2005, 01:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RahXephon @ Jun 4 2005, 01:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wasn't the air blue because blue light rays diffract easier or something like that? If air was blue why don't I see the world in a blue tint <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because it was designed like that (poof). Don't give me any of this atheist materialistic naturalistic physical explanations for the sky. THAT ISN'T SCIENCE.

    Besides the THEORY (More like LIE LOL, GOO TOO YOU LOLOLOLOL) of light deffraction in the atmosphere is UNPROVEN. We must TEACH THE CONTROVERSY.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    btw the sky of mars is blue but NASA dyed the photo's red.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    NASA have a conspiracy against good science and they refuse to teach the controversy. Do you know that NASA <i>UNSCIENTIFICALLY</i> denies that the THEORY (again, THEORY MEANS GUESS LOLOLOL) of the world being round may not be true. See there is GOOD evidence to suggest the earth is flat, because if it wasn't flat you'd fall off it. QED.

    PS: Teach the controversy!
  • CobyCoby Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8210Members
    Actually the key to existence is: Air, Trees, Water, Animals.

    Viva la resistance!
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    Stop the lies! You're corrupting our children! The only true element is:
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>NANITES!</span>
  • Splinter_SteveSplinter_Steve Join Date: 2005-03-20 Member: 45881Members
    AND I SAY YOUR ARISTOTLE WAS A MAN OF LIES
  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited June 2005
    <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'> </span>
  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Pithlit+Jun 4 2005, 01:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pithlit @ Jun 4 2005, 01:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>    </span> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I disagree!

    (Was there something there originally or D: )
  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    I made my point (well, without the point at least <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
  • Dessidious_ConfuzorDessidious_Confuzor Join Date: 2004-11-05 Member: 32637Members
    <a href='http://captainconan.ytmnd.com/' target='_blank'>You forgot 'heart'</a>.
  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Hearth:
    Atomic number: 5
    Atomic Weight: ~275gr
    Color: flesh
    Properties: Love
  • minskminsk Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12077Members
    My hearth is made of brick, and a lot heavier then that...

    The elemental composition of nanites is actually one earth, two winds and a pair of pizzas.
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dessidious Confuzor+Jun 4 2005, 03:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dessidious Confuzor @ Jun 4 2005, 03:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://captainconan.ytmnd.com/' target='_blank'>You forgot 'heart'</a>. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    They made up "heart" so that kid wouldn't feel left out. They're <i>all</i> going to hell as a result.

    God hates liars more than He does pollution.
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <a href='http://sakaki.jamesoff.net/~james/periodic%20table%20copy.jpg' target='_blank'>The only true periodic table</a>
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    edited June 2005
    My head hurts. Make it stop.
  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Jun 4 2005, 06:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Jun 4 2005, 06:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://sakaki.jamesoff.net/~james/periodic%20table%20copy.jpg' target='_blank'>The only true periodic table</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That really opened my eyes, I didn't even have any idea that there was an element called wood. Must be part of the mendeleevist conspiracy!
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Condizzle+Jun 4 2005, 10:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Condizzle @ Jun 4 2005, 10:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Stop the lies! You're corrupting our children! The only true element is:
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>NANITES!</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Name: Nanites
    Chemical Symbol: Ns
    Atomic Number: Awesome
    Physical Properties: Explains and makes up everything. Also excellent sugar substitute. May convert entirety of universe into gray goo.
  • BacdeBacde Join Date: 2004-10-17 Member: 32326Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Aegeri+Jun 5 2005, 12:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aegeri @ Jun 5 2005, 12:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Jun 4 2005, 06:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Jun 4 2005, 06:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://sakaki.jamesoff.net/~james/periodic%20table%20copy.jpg' target='_blank'>The only true periodic table</a> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That really opened my eyes, I didn't even have any idea that there was an element called wood. Must be part of the mendeleevist conspiracy! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It would be a funny periodic table if it wasn't so subtle.
  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    oh god manganesium, thats awsome.
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Bacde+Jun 5 2005, 04:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Bacde @ Jun 5 2005, 04:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Aegeri+Jun 5 2005, 12:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aegeri @ Jun 5 2005, 12:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Jun 4 2005, 06:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Jun 4 2005, 06:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://sakaki.jamesoff.net/~james/periodic%20table%20copy.jpg' target='_blank'>The only true periodic table</a> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That really opened my eyes, I didn't even have any idea that there was an element called wood. Must be part of the mendeleevist conspiracy! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It would be a funny periodic table if it wasn't so subtle. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I actually printed it off without looking at it and handed it in as part of my homework in chemistry. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Jun 5 2005, 04:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Jun 5 2005, 04:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Bacde+Jun 5 2005, 04:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Bacde @ Jun 5 2005, 04:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Aegeri+Jun 5 2005, 12:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aegeri @ Jun 5 2005, 12:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Jun 4 2005, 06:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Jun 4 2005, 06:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://sakaki.jamesoff.net/~james/periodic%20table%20copy.jpg' target='_blank'>The only true periodic table</a> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That really opened my eyes, I didn't even have any idea that there was an element called wood. Must be part of the mendeleevist conspiracy! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It would be a funny periodic table if it wasn't so subtle. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I actually printed it off without looking at it and handed it in as part of my homework in chemistry. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hahaha, I can only imagine what the response to that would have been! (Comedy gold at best!)
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