Time To Step Back And Ask.. I Am I Hacker!

SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">LOLOL!!11 you're gunna love this article</div> Looking through HL2 fallout forums i came across a thread called "this guys dad needs a slap" woundering wth it is i went and had a look and omg this is funny as *** basicly from this parents point of view all of us could be considered as "hackers"


<a href='http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html' target='_blank'>JUST GO READ THIS AND LAUGH YOUR **** OFF</a>

fav quote <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?

Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL. These providers have a strict "No Hacking" policy, and take careful measures to ensure that your internet experience is enjoyable, educational and above all legal. If your child is becoming a hacker, one of his first steps will be to request a change to a more hacker friendly provider.

I would advise all parents to refuse this request. One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants his son to enjoy the internet without the endangering him through exposure to "adult" content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution. If your son is becoming a hacker, he will be able to circumvent any home-based measures with surprising ease, using information gleaned from various hacker sites. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


what is the world comming to [/rollseyes]
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  • DruBoDruBo Back In Beige Join Date: 2002-02-06 Member: 172Members, NS1 Playtester
    Yeah, that's showed up a few times. I think I saw it first around '00 or so.
  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    Another AMAZING quote <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    lmao
  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Old.
    c´mon i think you know how search works, do you?
  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Pithlit+Feb 9 2005, 02:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pithlit @ Feb 9 2005, 02:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Old.
    c´mon i think you know how search works, do you? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ah what ive been on here a decent year and never seen it!
  • DruBoDruBo Back In Beige Join Date: 2002-02-06 Member: 172Members, NS1 Playtester
    Date on the article says Dec. 2001.

    That's ~3 years ago.
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    I love adequacy. It's so much fun.
  • jumpingjodajumpingjoda Join Date: 2003-12-14 Member: 24367Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    That article is a fake, my grandma wrote it when she was young and alive.
  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    oldy but a goody...


    i use NTL.... Neat Tools *for teh* leet.
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Moquiao+Feb 9 2005, 04:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Moquiao @ Feb 9 2005, 04:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i use NTL.... Neat Tools *for teh* leet. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I worked for them once.

    Not Too Logical, is the best way of describing their systems.
  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods&#33; Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Shockwave+Feb 9 2005, 04:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Shockwave @ Feb 9 2005, 04:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Moquiao+Feb 9 2005, 04:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Moquiao @ Feb 9 2005, 04:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i use NTL.... Neat Tools *for teh* leet. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I worked for them once.

    Not Too Logical, is the best way of describing their systems. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'd agree.

    I have a dynamic IP address that hasn't changed in 4 months, not to dynamic to me.
    I'm getting a 1.5 mbit speed boost for a 1 of £30 fee.
    The supplied modem took hours to set up because of it's crap software
    I ping at 70ms to a building less than 400 meters away, wth?
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    edited February 2005
    <img src='http://another-world.org.uk/spacer/hack3.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    HACK THE ______ PLANET!
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Might want to edit that. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods&#33; Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    i hated that film, twas all BS.

    Well apart from the breasts
  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    yeah! lol

    But when that article goes on about Quake i mean WTH! lol
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    god I love that thing.

    who ever wrote it is a genious (the links are the best part <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)

    Oh, and I will defend my right to like hackers to the death (no one ever claimed it was suposed to be real, it is fiction, and suposed to be fun. hell most of the computers are simply Macs running screen savers <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    edited February 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'd agree.

    I have a dynamic IP address that hasn't changed in 4 months, not to dynamic to me.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Heh. I've had charter for several years. my "dynamic" IP address has <b><i>never</i></b> changed. Ever. I consider it a good thing though.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    I really hate parents who are any bit like this. They really disturb me.
  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spetsnaz+Feb 9 2005, 04:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spetsnaz @ Feb 9 2005, 04:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> yeah! lol

    But when that article goes on about Quake i mean WTH! lol <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah hell that is the funniest <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    You'd think the fact that the guy was talking about Quake would've clued Spetsnaz into how old the article is, but oh well. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sky+Feb 9 2005, 06:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ Feb 9 2005, 06:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You'd think the fact that the guy was talking about Quake would've clued Spetsnaz into how old the article is, but oh well. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    meh, i thought he was using Quake as a realy noob example of gaming (not saying Quake is noob) and that he was just refering to all games by just talking about Quake, but still its a funny read.

    So if this guy reckons that all that stuff he listed was "hacking" is he considered a hacker for buying the PC lol?
  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    ...

    Rofl at the AMD comment.
  • LancedresLancedres Join Date: 2003-09-01 Member: 20458Members
    Well, this is just hilarious... I can't belive we're all hackers.

    A lesson in life my dear friends, never trust anyone, not even your children.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-antifreeze+Feb 9 2005, 10:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (antifreeze @ Feb 9 2005, 10:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i hated that film, twas all BS.

    Well apart from the breasts <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The K6 is not just a chip, but also a PCI bus!
    28.8 bps modem!

    I love that movie.
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    Bwahahhaaa this old articel Oh god i love it. You should red the responses on another site where it was posted those were so lmao!.
  • TransmissionTransmission Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14456Members
    To those who take life too seriously, please realize that this is a satire, and is not serious. The number of people who actually think this is real always astonishes me.
  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    And remember kids, people who play video games are violent people.

    If you see a gamer STAY AWAY, they may be armed and dangerous.
  • GreeGree Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16454Members
    Of course gamers are dangerous. All these hours sitting at a computer barely moving and barely blinking will make us expert killers and in the best physical condition too.
  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gree+Feb 10 2005, 07:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gree @ Feb 10 2005, 07:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Of course gamers are dangerous. All these hours sitting at a computer barely moving and barely blinking will make us expert killers and in the best physical condition too. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yep, Scarfing cheeze-****, drinking 8 cans of coke an hour and blowing the fuggin hell out of everything in sight is like, the special ops training of the future...


    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    spetznaz, you <b>do</b> realize that the article is not serious? that includes everyone here who was like "YAH TOTALLY" god, you guys are tards.
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Or maybe they were playing into the satire, hmm?

    That's like, <i>Avant-Garde.</i> I mean, that's crazy classy.
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