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<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I propose that steps be taken to correct our nation's attitude towards cars. The car chase should be banned from the movie industry, and replaced with safer alternatives such as bicycles and running. Not only would these eliminate the acceptance of dangerous driving among young people, it would encourage them to get good, healthy exercise. Of course, these changes to the movie industry will be a difficult and lengthy process. They will involve carefully editing every single car chase from every film ever released, or in the few cases where the car chase is vital to the plot of the movie, the film could be slowed down, reducing the apparent speed of the cars to be acceptable to the law.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
ROFL I think this is what happened. He saw his son playing need for speed and he said OMG TEH CAR IS TOO FAST! I can predict when he sees a bicycle chase he will say OMG TEH BICYCLE IS TOO FAST (GTA) and OMG T3H MAN IS RUNNING TOO FAST! (GTA)
<!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Feb 10 2005, 04:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Feb 10 2005, 04:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Or maybe they were playing into the satire, hmm? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Now that's crazy-talk.
<!--QuoteBegin-panda de malheureux+Feb 10 2005, 08:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (panda de malheureux @ Feb 10 2005, 08:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hay have you guys heard of this thing they call the colour television? It's supposed to be really swell. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Satan's box! SATAN'S BOX!
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->3) Turn The Internet off between 10:00 pm and 7:00 am. While it will be difficult to compensate for time zone changes, I'm sure the brilliant programmers at Microsoft can figure out a way to do this. An Internet curfew such as this would keep our young from perusing The Internet at late hours when over 60% of pornography is downloaded from zones like Lunix and Napster.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-triggahappy+Feb 10 2005, 08:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (triggahappy @ Feb 10 2005, 08:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->3) Turn The Internet off between 10:00 pm and 7:00 am. While it will be difficult to compensate for time zone changes, I'm sure the brilliant programmers at Microsoft can figure out a way to do this. An Internet curfew such as this would keep our young from perusing The Internet at late hours when over 60% of pornography is downloaded from zones like Lunix and Napster.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I must find out who wrote this. I have about 10,000 e-cookies to send him. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
This takes the caek. Gotta love nub overprotective parents that act like a 12 year old that thinks it can reload a m4a1 because he played a few rounds of counter-strike XD
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<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I propose that steps be taken to correct our nation's attitude towards cars. The car chase should be banned from the movie industry, and replaced with safer alternatives such as bicycles and running. Not only would these eliminate the acceptance of dangerous driving among young people, it would encourage them to get good, healthy exercise. Of course, these changes to the movie industry will be a difficult and lengthy process. They will involve carefully editing every single car chase from every film ever released, or in the few cases where the car chase is vital to the plot of the movie, the film could be slowed down, reducing the apparent speed of the cars to be acceptable to the law.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
ROFL
I think this is what happened. He saw his son playing need for speed and he said OMG TEH CAR IS TOO FAST! I can predict when he sees a bicycle chase he will say OMG TEH BICYCLE IS TOO FAST (GTA) and OMG T3H MAN IS RUNNING TOO FAST! (GTA)
Mother please forgive me.
Now that's crazy-talk.
Satan's box! SATAN'S BOX!
Begone, foul one!
I must find out who wrote this. I have about 10,000 e-cookies to send him. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->