Parasite turns women into 'sex kittens'

JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
<a href="http://www.theage.com.au/news/National/Parasite-turns-women-into-sex-kittens/2006/12/26/1166895290758.html" target="_blank">http://www.theage.com.au/news/National/Par...6895290758.html</a>
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    I wonder if i can find a box of those on ebay...
  • Femme_FataleFemme_Fatale Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54310Members, Constellation
    lol thats quite funny.Altho parasites are never really a fun topic :/
  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    <!--sizeo:5--><span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->ARE YOU INFECTED YET?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->

    My new pickup line.
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!
  • Femme_FataleFemme_Fatale Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54310Members, Constellation
    meow! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pudgy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::gorge::" border="0" alt="pudgy.gif" />
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    (old news)
    Doesn't it have rather adverse effects if you want a lasting relationship?
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii#Toxoplasmosis" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii#Toxoplasmosis</a>

    Outside of that [and similarly themed] news articles, which don't include sources or references, nothing I've found suggests that the parasite has effects as severe or specific as described. Google around for "Toxoplasma Gondii" if you want.

    Can anybody find any scientific resource that confirms these magical effects?
  • AldarisAldaris Join Date: 2002-03-25 Member: 351Members, Constellation
    The wiki article on the actual disease lists a number of sources.

    <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis</a>
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Is Digg the new Slashdot?

    Either way: I find it funny it also makes men stupid. Good game.
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594265:date=Jan 3 2007, 02:25 AM:name=Quaunaut)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Quaunaut @ Jan 3 2007, 02:25 AM) [snapback]1594265[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I find it funny it also makes men stupid<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Yeah... wonder why it has no effect on men <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
  • RevlicRevlic Join Date: 2006-11-04 Member: 58367Members
    Sounds like something out of a hentai flick.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594282:date=Jan 2 2007, 07:30 PM:name=Revlic)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Revlic @ Jan 2 2007, 07:30 PM) [snapback]1594282[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Sounds like something out of a hentai flick.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Except it's from eating cat poo, not from a direct injection into a sh*ing ######nipple.
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->or accidentally ingest some of the parasite's eggs excreted by an infected cat.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Please tell me how you accidently munch on cat crap?
  • Femme_FataleFemme_Fatale Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54310Members, Constellation
    edited January 2007
    small children do.

    sandbox anyone ?

    kids love sandboxes and cats see sandboxes as a h00000ge toilet.

    from the audience at the back i hear "kittenhuffin' gone wrong"
    -.-
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Well, thing is, remember that its a parasite. It can come from merely being near cat poo- say, having your litterbox in close proximity when you walk by with food, etc. There are a lot of possibilities.

    Also, considering it supposedly infects over 40% of the people on earth, there are a lot of ways. You could be infected.
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1594440:date=Jan 3 2007, 02:34 PM:name=Quaunaut)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Quaunaut @ Jan 3 2007, 02:34 PM) [snapback]1594440[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Well, thing is, remember that its a parasite. It can come from merely being near cat poo- say, having your litterbox in close proximity when you walk by with food, etc. There are a lot of possibilities.

    Also, considering it supposedly infects over 40% of the people on earth, there are a lot of ways. You could be infected.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Naming me 40 direct ways you can get it in the home and I will believe that.
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    Just a friendly heads up: This thread came dangerously close to being locked. I'd advise keeping discussion strictly above-board so we can come to a conclusion on the topic without it being locked.

    --Scythe--
  • Femme_FataleFemme_Fatale Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54310Members, Constellation
    edited January 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1594428:date=Jan 3 2007, 07:52 AM:name=Thaldarin)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Thaldarin @ Jan 3 2007, 07:52 AM) [snapback]1594428[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Please tell me how you accidently munch on cat crap?
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    (kitty)CAEK!
    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    okay enough funnypanceing.

    cats get everywhere,things get stuck to their fur,paws whatever when they leave their kittytoilet..
    i dunno there must be a million ways to get it.

    thats why pregnant women mostly have to part with their cats when they discover they are indeed pregnant.
    because its a big risk.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    Nothing so far makes me believe this isn't fake <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594469:date=Jan 3 2007, 11:19 AM:name=Cereal_KillR)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Cereal_KillR @ Jan 3 2007, 11:19 AM) [snapback]1594469[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Nothing so far makes me believe this isn't fake <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Nothing so far makes me believe this isn't <i>true</i>
  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594211:date=Jan 3 2007, 12:03 AM:name=Black_Mage)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Black_Mage @ Jan 3 2007, 12:03 AM) [snapback]1594211[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    I wonder if i can find a box of those on ebay...
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    Wouldn't surprise me, you can find pretty much anything on ebay. Also wouldn't surprise me if you could buy the virginity of someone infected with them on there either...
    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Naming me 40 direct ways you can get it in the home and I will believe that.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'll take 10 of probably the most common ways you could get infected...

    1. Eating infected raw, or undercooked meat.
    2. Hand to mouth contact after handling infected raw or undercooked meat.
    3. Close proximity to cat litter > 1 day old in particular.
    4. Inadequate protection when emptying cat litter.
    5. <b>Gardening</b> (remember, cat crap is found pretty much everywhere outside, and gardening with no protection on, which many people do, will massively increase infection risk)
    6. Inadequte protection when removing dead infection rodents.
    7. Actively handling carriers of the parasite.
    8. Close physical contact with someone who has recently handled an infected (and shedding) animal.
    9. Garbage disposal men are stupidly at risk because of their handling rubbish all day long (pretty much)
    10. Being a bad golfer and having to fish for your ball in defecated bunkers, or ones that were recently cleared. The cysts are incredibly good survivors and will last (according to some sites) up to a few weeks in normal conditions.

    Now believe....
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--quoteo(post=1594500:date=Jan 3 2007, 09:47 AM:name=Lt_Patch)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lt_Patch @ Jan 3 2007, 09:47 AM) [snapback]1594500[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Wouldn't surprise me, you can find pretty much anything on ebay. Also wouldn't surprise me if you could buy the virginity of someone infected with them on there either...

    I'll take 10 of probably the most common ways you could get infected...

    1. Eating infected raw, or undercooked meat.
    2. Hand to mouth contact after handling infected raw or undercooked meat.
    3. Close proximity to cat litter > 1 day old in particular.
    4. Inadequate protection when emptying cat litter.
    5. <b>Gardening</b> (remember, cat crap is found pretty much everywhere outside, and gardening with no protection on, which many people do, will massively increase infection risk)
    6. Inadequte protection when removing dead infection rodents.
    7. Actively handling carriers of the parasite.
    8. Close physical contact with someone who has recently handled an infected (and shedding) animal.
    9. Garbage disposal men are stupidly at risk because of their handling rubbish all day long (pretty much)
    10. Being a bad golfer and having to fish for your ball in defecated bunkers, or ones that were recently cleared. The cysts are incredibly good survivors and will last (according to some sites) up to a few weeks in normal conditions.

    Now believe....
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    11. Volleyball
    12. Baseball
    13. Young children playing in odd places
    14. Garages with attics
    15. Barbecuing outside and happening to have other food there.
    16. Swimming
    17. Friends being infected, or having clothing that may be.
    18. Using workstations that may be around a cat, and taking too deep a breath.


    Comon, there are countless ways here.
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Is it permanent? Seems like it'd have to be for 40% to be affected. Don't see how distancing yourself from a cat when pregnant will help.
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1594537:date=Jan 3 2007, 08:58 PM:name=Quaunaut)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Quaunaut @ Jan 3 2007, 08:58 PM) [snapback]1594537[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    11. Volleyball
    12. Baseball
    13. Young children playing in odd places
    14. Garages with attics
    15. Barbecuing outside and happening to have other food there.
    16. Swimming
    17. Friends being infected, or having clothing that may be.
    18. Using workstations that may be around a cat, and taking too deep a breath.
    Comon, there are countless ways here.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    May I add reasonable and viable explanations based on every day life, not an over-active super athlete for example.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    edited January 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1594428:date=Jan 3 2007, 01:52 PM:name=Thaldarin)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Thaldarin @ Jan 3 2007, 01:52 PM) [snapback]1594428[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Please tell me how you accidently munch on cat crap?
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    The average European consumes an average of 12g feces from other people in his whole live, by sharing popcorn in cinemas.

    Now considering that people spent way more time with their cats, than they do eating popcorn in cinemas AND considering that only 1 parasite egg can be enough for an infection let me tell you, that every cat owner will munch cat feces one way or the other...
  • Femme_FataleFemme_Fatale Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54310Members, Constellation
    ewww.i really didnt want to know that <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    glad i dont have a cat,id be so paranoid by now X_x
  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594578:date=Jan 3 2007, 11:35 PM:name=Femme_Fatale)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Femme_Fatale @ Jan 3 2007, 11:35 PM) [snapback]1594578[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    ewww.i really didnt want to know that <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    glad i dont have a cat,id be so paranoid by now X_x
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    As opposed to now...?

    Just kidding <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

    But then again cats are the...licious.. er teh cutes...
  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    I have two questions:

    How long does one remain infected?

    and

    If infected permanently, what cures be thar?

    ...Stupid cats
  • AldarisAldaris Join Date: 2002-03-25 Member: 351Members, Constellation
    edited January 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1594571:date=Jan 3 2007, 10:20 PM:name=Thaldarin)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Thaldarin @ Jan 3 2007, 10:20 PM) [snapback]1594571[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    May I add reasonable and viable explanations based on every day life, not an over-active super athlete for example.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Any ball based sports, or swimming, are hardly indicative of a super athlete. Plenty of ordinary people play them for exercise or pleasure. Therefore, they are reasonable and viable every day life explanations.
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594571:date=Jan 4 2007, 09:20 AM:name=Thaldarin)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Thaldarin @ Jan 4 2007, 09:20 AM) [snapback]1594571[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    May I add reasonable and viable explanations based on every day life, not an over-active super athlete for example.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Ahahaha. Dude, you need to get outside more. That <i>is</i> normal every day life for most people.
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