Give Doomaniac A Job

the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">At Attack of the Show</div> He's so good at finding things. I remember when Kevin (one of the show's hosts) did the old satire "Quake in Real Life." (at least I think that's him, better check the credits again to be sure) -- Anyways, DOOM, you should be on the show. I'm serious. I want you on TV damnit. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

So like let's create a resume for Doom and then all scream at the TV network until they give us DOOManiac!

<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>(kinda reminds me of that one Futurama episode where they are auditioning for child robot actors and Bender keeps booing all of the other people so Caculan, er however you spell it, will turn them down because the crowd dislikes them and then when Bender is about to get turned down Lela and Fry start cheering for Bender so Bender gets the job because he's popular and stuff except that we'll be demanding DOOManiac instead of Bender)</span>
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  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    Name: DOOMeh
    Age: 1337
    Profession: Haxor
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    I'm being serious about him being on the show. The people demand it!
  • MantaManta Join Date: 2005-01-12 Member: 35056Members
    Don't know him, but there's nothing wrong with getting someone a job, especially if we'll see him on TV.
  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    IGNORE THESE CRAZY GUYS DOOMANIAC YOU CAN COME AND HAVE A JOB WITH ME IN MY SEXY ROBOT FACTORY
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Manta+Aug 2 2005, 07:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Manta @ Aug 2 2005, 07:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Don't know him, <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ...

    You haven't been poking around Off-Topic very long, have you?
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    He's probably ugly which means TV is a nono.
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Aug 2 2005, 10:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Aug 2 2005, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> He's probably ugly which means TV is a nono. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, ugly people are only on TV for complete plastic surgery overhauls.
  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    I'd hi...watch it.
  • goAnimositygoAnimosity Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7689Members
    So perpetuating a really pathetic show on a really pathetic channel is the new fad.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    Awww. Thanks for the kind words guys. :P

    Sorry to disappoint, but I have absolutely no interest in going on television, especially for G4, so they'd have to pay me some ungodly amount of money or something. :P

    Oh and this:

    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Aug 2 2005, 10:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Aug 2 2005, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> He's probably ugly which means TV is a nono. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Quite true. Quite true.


    :P



    Hmm... maybe instead I could host a video blog called "OMG SLASHDOT" or "DOOM'ed" :P
  • Umbraed_MonkeyUmbraed_Monkey Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9922Members
    sorta like that Onos on the bottled drink scheme we had a while back, eh?
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Aug 2 2005, 11:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Aug 2 2005, 11:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Sorry to disappoint, but I have absolutely no interest in going on television, especially for G4, so they'd have to pay me some ungodly amount of money or something. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I lost all hope in DOOM when I read the beginning of this thread. This sentence gave it back.

    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Hmm... maybe instead I could host a video blog called "OMG SLASHDOT" or "DOOM'ed" <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But then I lost it again.
  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    Step 1: Get Doom a job on G4
    Step 2: Get him to get Morgan Webb's Number for me.
    Step 3: Date
    Step 4: ...



    Step 5: <b>PROFIT!</b>
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Umbraed Monkey+Aug 2 2005, 08:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Umbraed Monkey @ Aug 2 2005, 08:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> sorta like that Onos on the bottled drink scheme we had a while back, eh? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I missed out on this, what was that?
  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Aug 2 2005, 11:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Aug 2 2005, 11:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Umbraed Monkey+Aug 2 2005, 08:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Umbraed Monkey @ Aug 2 2005, 08:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> sorta like that Onos on the bottled drink scheme we had a while back, eh? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I missed out on this, what was that? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Something to do with energy drinks and someone getting naked to be the spokesperson.
  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    First someone needs to develop technology that will superimpose a DoomGuy helmet on DOOM's ugly mug in real time.
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-cshank4+Aug 2 2005, 11:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cshank4 @ Aug 2 2005, 11:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Aug 2 2005, 11:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Aug 2 2005, 11:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Umbraed Monkey+Aug 2 2005, 08:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Umbraed Monkey @ Aug 2 2005, 08:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> sorta like that Onos on the bottled drink scheme we had a while back, eh? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I missed out on this, what was that? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Something to do with energy drinks and someone getting naked to be the spokesperson. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Jones soda I think.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-ZeroByte+Aug 2 2005, 10:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ZeroByte @ Aug 2 2005, 10:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> First someone needs to develop technology that will superimpose a DoomGuy helmet on DOOM's ugly mug in real time. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    YES! :D
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Now THATS a good soda. You know, they should make an energy drink geared towards gamers, and instead of putting regular photos on the bottles, they could put customer-submitted screenshots.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Aug 2 2005, 11:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Aug 2 2005, 11:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You know, they should make an energy drink geared towards gamers <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Never heard of <a href='http://www.bawls.com' target='_blank'>Bawls</a>, my friend?
  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    /charliebrown Happiness is, four kegs of Bawls, rocketwhoring, spacial distortion of time! /endcharliebrown
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    edited August 2005
    I seem to have been the only one who misread the title of this thread as "Give DOOManiac a ****". :/

    [EDIT:] Oh, it's censored. I'll give you a hint. It's the first four letters of a certain type of fish, and the word "job" tacked on the end. :/
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    I think SlashDot would sue after a few shows if Doom was on.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    Just do some adds, doomeh.

    <a href='http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00694.wmv' target='_blank'>Licke this one</a>
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    Sorry, i just had to share this one and i was looking for a thread, that could give it a home <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Aug 2 2005, 09:51 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Aug 2 2005, 09:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Aug 2 2005, 11:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Aug 2 2005, 11:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You know, they should make an energy drink geared towards gamers <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Never heard of <a href='http://www.bawls.com' target='_blank'>Bawls</a>, my friend? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I have, but they aren't made by Jones Soda.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    The x5, why do you hate DooM so much?
  • Umbraed_MonkeyUmbraed_Monkey Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9922Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Haze+Aug 3 2005, 12:05 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haze @ Aug 3 2005, 12:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-cshank4+Aug 2 2005, 11:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cshank4 @ Aug 2 2005, 11:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Aug 2 2005, 11:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Aug 2 2005, 11:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Umbraed Monkey+Aug 2 2005, 08:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Umbraed Monkey @ Aug 2 2005, 08:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> sorta like that Onos on the bottled drink scheme we had a while back, eh? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I missed out on this, what was that? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Something to do with energy drinks and someone getting naked to be the spokesperson. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Jones soda I think. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think it was Jones soda. A while back, they were accepting user submitted pictures for their label. Visiters get to vote for which ones get used. So, someone submitted a picture of an onos (you know, that single high res one?) and just as x5 describes here, we had everyone vote it up and everything else down.


    They eventually noticed what we were doing and removed the onos entry.
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    edited August 2005
    I'd totally be on a show on G4. I mean, getting paid to essentially cover everything that happened on the internet around a month ago?


    WELL HELLO THERE FREE MONEY.

    Edit: See? I can use stale internet catchphrases! I'm ready to go!
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    edited August 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-ZeroByte+Aug 3 2005, 12:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ZeroByte @ Aug 3 2005, 12:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> First someone needs to develop technology that will superimpose a DoomGuy helmet on DOOM's ugly mug in real time. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Rip off from <i>GitS: Stand Alone Complex</i>! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> lol


    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'd totally be on a show on G4. I mean, getting paid to essentially cover everything that happened on the internet around a month ago? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ok. Then do it. Put up or shut up dude, and we'll all be proud of you.

    (plus you can make all sorts of shameless NS advertisements which we'd all love)


    Ok DOOM, look buddy you don't have to been a <i>host</i> on the show to be <i>on </i>the show.

    In otherwords, <b>you are the guy who finds the material and keeps it current</b> They are currently way too slow. Whoever is doing the searching for material stuff sucks (sry) and you'd be sooo much better. It's a good idea for a show but it'll die unless we get a real expert on such things like you to be a man behind the scenes.
  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    edited August 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Aug 2 2005, 11:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Aug 2 2005, 11:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hmm... maybe instead I could host a video blog called "OMG SLASHDOT" or "DOOM'ed" <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I would watch/read. Seriously. Actually, I would be interested to see a tech weblog collaboration from NS Forum members.
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