Give Doomaniac A Job
<div class="IPBDescription">At Attack of the Show</div> He's so good at finding things. I remember when Kevin (one of the show's hosts) did the old satire "Quake in Real Life." (at least I think that's him, better check the credits again to be sure) -- Anyways, DOOM, you should be on the show. I'm serious. I want you on TV damnit. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
So like let's create a resume for Doom and then all scream at the TV network until they give us DOOManiac!
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>(kinda reminds me of that one Futurama episode where they are auditioning for child robot actors and Bender keeps booing all of the other people so Caculan, er however you spell it, will turn them down because the crowd dislikes them and then when Bender is about to get turned down Lela and Fry start cheering for Bender so Bender gets the job because he's popular and stuff except that we'll be demanding DOOManiac instead of Bender)</span>
So like let's create a resume for Doom and then all scream at the TV network until they give us DOOManiac!
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>(kinda reminds me of that one Futurama episode where they are auditioning for child robot actors and Bender keeps booing all of the other people so Caculan, er however you spell it, will turn them down because the crowd dislikes them and then when Bender is about to get turned down Lela and Fry start cheering for Bender so Bender gets the job because he's popular and stuff except that we'll be demanding DOOManiac instead of Bender)</span>
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You haven't been poking around Off-Topic very long, have you?
Yeah, ugly people are only on TV for complete plastic surgery overhauls.
Sorry to disappoint, but I have absolutely no interest in going on television, especially for G4, so they'd have to pay me some ungodly amount of money or something. :P
Oh and this:
<!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Aug 2 2005, 10:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Aug 2 2005, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> He's probably ugly which means TV is a nono. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Quite true. Quite true.
:P
Hmm... maybe instead I could host a video blog called "OMG SLASHDOT" or "DOOM'ed" :P
I lost all hope in DOOM when I read the beginning of this thread. This sentence gave it back.
<!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Hmm... maybe instead I could host a video blog called "OMG SLASHDOT" or "DOOM'ed" <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
But then I lost it again.
Step 2: Get him to get Morgan Webb's Number for me.
Step 3: Date
Step 4: ...
Step 5: <b>PROFIT!</b>
I missed out on this, what was that?
I missed out on this, what was that? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Something to do with energy drinks and someone getting naked to be the spokesperson.
I missed out on this, what was that? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Something to do with energy drinks and someone getting naked to be the spokesperson. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Jones soda I think.
YES! :D
Never heard of <a href='http://www.bawls.com' target='_blank'>Bawls</a>, my friend?
[EDIT:] Oh, it's censored. I'll give you a hint. It's the first four letters of a certain type of fish, and the word "job" tacked on the end. :/
<a href='http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00694.wmv' target='_blank'>Licke this one</a>
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Sorry, i just had to share this one and i was looking for a thread, that could give it a home <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Never heard of <a href='http://www.bawls.com' target='_blank'>Bawls</a>, my friend? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I have, but they aren't made by Jones Soda.
I missed out on this, what was that? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Something to do with energy drinks and someone getting naked to be the spokesperson. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Jones soda I think. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think it was Jones soda. A while back, they were accepting user submitted pictures for their label. Visiters get to vote for which ones get used. So, someone submitted a picture of an onos (you know, that single high res one?) and just as x5 describes here, we had everyone vote it up and everything else down.
They eventually noticed what we were doing and removed the onos entry.
WELL HELLO THERE FREE MONEY.
Edit: See? I can use stale internet catchphrases! I'm ready to go!
Rip off from <i>GitS: Stand Alone Complex</i>! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> lol
<!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'd totally be on a show on G4. I mean, getting paid to essentially cover everything that happened on the internet around a month ago? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ok. Then do it. Put up or shut up dude, and we'll all be proud of you.
(plus you can make all sorts of shameless NS advertisements which we'd all love)
Ok DOOM, look buddy you don't have to been a <i>host</i> on the show to be <i>on </i>the show.
In otherwords, <b>you are the guy who finds the material and keeps it current</b> They are currently way too slow. Whoever is doing the searching for material stuff sucks (sry) and you'd be sooo much better. It's a good idea for a show but it'll die unless we get a real expert on such things like you to be a man behind the scenes.
I would watch/read. Seriously. Actually, I would be interested to see a tech weblog collaboration from NS Forum members.