Thank god, that i am working with more or less harmfull chemicals and not with real ppl, of whom some are carrying weapons.
Good luck and dont get shot. (no irony/sarcasm intended)
post scriptum: If you ever happen to visit Germany: Bring me some handcuffs <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-TommyVercetti+Jun 22 2005, 08:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TommyVercetti @ Jun 22 2005, 08:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jun 22 2005, 11:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jun 22 2005, 11:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The drug test is to see if you have EVER taken drugs, which is quite accurate.. I think they said up to seven years in the past. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> If they used this on civilians in the US, I estimate about 99.9% of the population would come up positive. The remaining 00.1% would be infants. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I'd pass ;p
ThansalThe New ScumJoin Date: 2002-08-22Member: 1215Members, Constellation
w00t!
Cyn Gets out!
and I type this with my manager looking right at me. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Yay for cyn!
now I need to go and do something with my life <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
/me does the Yay for Cyn dance!
btw, you so should have posted this from RS <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jun 22 2005, 12:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jun 22 2005, 12:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> @Bosian Cowboy: I do not know yet, I'm sure I shall find out as soon as I get my invitational papers back from the county human resource office. So... I expect it in a few days.
I would taser a jay-walker too, that would be funny. Of course, that could be considered excessive force, so I shall have to resort to just beating them with my baton. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> wouldnt that be even MORE excessive?
<!--QuoteBegin-CForrester+Jun 22 2005, 01:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Jun 22 2005, 01:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Are you accepting bribes yet? Not... That I would have any reason... To... Bribe... You. Heh. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <b>Taser in your face!</b>
@Rat: Probably, but tasers can kill while I can stop before they die with beatings... albeit the difference is minor.
@DrugTest questions: It is a two part drug test, urine sample and blood sample for recent activity, and a hair sample for the seven year one.
@Thansalnub: I am replying from work that has to count for something? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
@Fask: I have been to germany a couple of times, if you really want handcuffs I can certainly send them to you now, I have police issue as we speak. Don't ask how. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
@Forrester: Bribes(monetary) I can not accept... dinners however... are a different matter.
I think that is everyone... I'll try to keep up but then my manager here at work as actually trying to get me to work. lol :-)
Good luck with it, shoot some bad guys for me <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Since you asked so nicely sirius, I shall gladly grant that request. That and I know you guys would get a kick out of the fun ones, as we have seen with the one person who is a bodyguard here.
<!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jun 22 2005, 02:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jun 22 2005, 02:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> @Forrester: Bribes(monetary) I can not accept... dinners however... are a different matter. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Woot! We have one on the inside, and we know how to keep her on our side!!
ThansalThe New ScumJoin Date: 2002-08-22Member: 1215Members, Constellation
YAY for post from work about quiting work <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
wait, are you refering tothe person (who I have now forgotten who it is) that works at a club? (frontdoor/bar stuff).
Or is there some one who actualy works as a bodyguard?
and cyn, as you are quiting you should be abusive and call me from the store phone <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
ThansalThe New ScumJoin Date: 2002-08-22Member: 1215Members, Constellation
<!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Jun 22 2005, 02:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Jun 22 2005, 02:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You should go in the day after you quit and do all the stuff you hate customers doing. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> no.
Thannub, I shall be calling your store next week since that is when the manager is on vacation and I can impart my super A.I. techniques onto you when you work. Since I'll be working a lot of the shifts alone, I will have time to relax and just shoot the "poop" with you. :-)
Popo is by far the funniest term for police, ever. My cousin was telling me this story about his friend, who was working as an EMT, and they were trying to help this guy was on drugs and was freaking out screaming "The popo are after me! The POPO are after me!".
ThansalThe New ScumJoin Date: 2002-08-22Member: 1215Members, Constellation
edited June 2005
<!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jun 22 2005, 02:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jun 22 2005, 02:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That means I shall tell people how it really is and disreguard the PC stuff that sometimes you have to suck up when it comes to retail. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> oh how I envey you....
though yay for cyn calling at work to relive the hideous boredom!
One to go. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Yes, now instead of slaying you with overly complex technical terms I can tell you to get down and reach for the sky or *BOOM*, but legally this time. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jun 22 2005, 09:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jun 22 2005, 09:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> In the city of sioux falls it is an 8 to 5 boot camp thing.
The drug test is to see if you have EVER taken drugs, which is quite accurate.. I think they said up to seven years in the past. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> does alcohol count?
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Good luck and dont get shot. (no irony/sarcasm intended)
post scriptum:
If you ever happen to visit Germany: Bring me some handcuffs <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
If they used this on civilians in the US, I estimate about 99.9% of the population would come up positive. The remaining 00.1% would be infants. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'd pass ;p
p.s. I'm 17
Cyn Gets out!
and I type this with my manager looking right at me. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Yay for cyn!
now I need to go and do something with my life <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
/me does the Yay for Cyn dance!
btw, you so should have posted this from RS <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
*sneaks back*
I was spiked HA! beat that!
Edit: Cyndane with a gun. never EVAR **** her off in discussions, EVAR!
Nnja edit : I call for a custom title! Policewoman of the night (har har, that sounds like a name of a type 'o ****)
Edit for edits sake: Good luck, go tazer some nubcaek and dont get hurt!
I would taser a jay-walker too, that would be funny. Of course, that could be considered excessive force, so I shall have to resort to just beating them with my baton. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
wouldnt that be even MORE excessive?
<b>Taser in your face!</b>
@DrugTest questions: It is a two part drug test, urine sample and blood sample for recent activity, and a hair sample for the seven year one.
@Thansalnub: I am replying from work that has to count for something? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
@Fask: I have been to germany a couple of times, if you really want handcuffs I can certainly send them to you now, I have police issue as we speak. Don't ask how. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
@Forrester: Bribes(monetary) I can not accept... dinners however... are a different matter.
I think that is everyone... I'll try to keep up but then my manager here at work as actually trying to get me to work. lol :-)
Good luck with it, shoot some bad guys for me <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
DELETE HALF THE POSTS! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Congrats <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
@Forrester: Bribes(monetary) I can not accept... dinners however... are a different matter.
<!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Woot! We have one on the inside, and we know how to keep her on our side!!
wait, are you refering tothe person (who I have now forgotten who it is) that works at a club? (frontdoor/bar stuff).
Or is there some one who actualy works as a bodyguard?
and cyn, as you are quiting you should be abusive and call me from the store phone <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
no.
dear god no.
that is just horribly wrong.
compleatly wrong.
evil.
even more evil then Cyn.
However, I shall remove all of my niceness as of the last week of work.
*Edit*
That means I shall tell people how it really is and disreguard the PC stuff that sometimes you have to suck up when it comes to retail.
oh how I envey you....
though yay for cyn calling at work to relive the hideous boredom!
One to go.
One to go. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yes, now instead of slaying you with overly complex technical terms I can tell you to get down and reach for the sky or *BOOM*, but legally this time. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I will never give up my "other" job.
One to go. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
yes, get me outa here.
nowish!
The drug test is to see if you have EVER taken drugs, which is quite accurate.. I think they said up to seven years in the past. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
does alcohol count?
you know underage drinker and all