I'd Love To Get My Girl Under This Machine!

CookieboogerCookiebooger Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33343Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Heh heh heh.</div> <a href='http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/06/20/fertility.orgasm.reut/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/06/20/ferti...reut/index.html</a>

Wow. A very interesting study. I'd love to get my girl under that machine and tell whether she's been lying to me all this time or not lol
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    DUN DUN DUUUNNN
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  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    Now if only we could discover a way to sneak an MRI into our bedrooms...
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    13 women and 11 men being sexually stimulated by their partners ehhhh?!??!


    LESBIANS!!! WEEEEEE

    :drool:
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  • MalkavianGirlMalkavianGirl Join Date: 2005-06-16 Member: 53967Members
    Just beware of the professional faker <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Damn, after the first time, my brain never reactivated those parts.
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  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    Yeah but... a person can't fake their brain images... uh, you know.
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  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-NeonSpyder+Jun 21 2005, 12:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NeonSpyder @ Jun 21 2005, 12:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Now if only we could discover a way to sneak an MRI into our bedrooms... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Umm ... disguise it as your bed?
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  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    Well that doesn't really work Sin, considering how large and bulky an MRI is, you couldn't really "disguise" it.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Diguise it as your room then.
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  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    Yeah but no.. it BAH.


    You can't!!! DO THAT!




    ok fine, if you want to try, by all means... <i>try</i>
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  • Omega_DeathOmega_Death Sith apprentice to a box of Cereal Join Date: 2003-08-06 Member: 19042Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Ratonetwothreetwoone+Jun 20 2005, 07:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ratonetwothreetwoone @ Jun 20 2005, 07:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 13 women and 11 men being sexually stimulated by their partners ehhhh?!??!


    LESBIANS!!! WEEEEEE

    :drool: <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Or sluts did you ever think of that?
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  • douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Liku+Jun 20 2005, 07:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Jun 20 2005, 07:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Diguise it as your room then. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    this was much funnier the first time i read it when i saw "disguise it as your mom then"
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    I don't need a friggin' brain scanner to spot a fake orgasm. <b>NO</b> woman can fake THAT well. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    as far as you know...
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  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Omega Death+Jun 20 2005, 08:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Omega Death @ Jun 20 2005, 08:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Ratonetwothreetwoone+Jun 20 2005, 07:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ratonetwothreetwoone @ Jun 20 2005, 07:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 13 women and 11 men being sexually stimulated by their partners ehhhh?!??!


    LESBIANS!!! WEEEEEE

    :drool: <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Or sluts did you ever think of that?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    either way, TOTALLY AWESOME BABES
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->When women genuinely achieved an orgasm, areas of the brain involved in fear and emotion were deactivated.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <b>Don't be scared of sex!</b>
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 20 2005, 10:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 20 2005, 10:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->When women genuinely achieved an orgasm, areas of the brain involved in fear and emotion were deactivated.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <b>Don't be scared of sex!</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This from a child who has yet to reach puberty ... <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 20 2005, 06:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 20 2005, 06:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 20 2005, 10:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 20 2005, 10:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->When women genuinely achieved an orgasm, areas of the brain involved in fear and emotion were deactivated.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <b>Don't be scared of sex!</b> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This from a child who has yet to reach puberty ... <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This from a "man" old enough to be my grandfather <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    but really let's be civil ):
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 20 2005, 10:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 20 2005, 10:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 20 2005, 06:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 20 2005, 06:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 20 2005, 10:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 20 2005, 10:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->When women genuinely achieved an orgasm, areas of the brain involved in fear and emotion were deactivated.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <b>Don't be scared of sex!</b> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This from a child who has yet to reach puberty ... <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This from a "man" old enough to be my grandfather <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    but really let's be civil ): <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Make that <i>great</i> grandfather, and you've got a deal. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 20 2005, 06:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 20 2005, 06:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 20 2005, 10:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 20 2005, 10:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 20 2005, 06:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 20 2005, 06:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 20 2005, 10:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 20 2005, 10:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->When women genuinely achieved an orgasm, areas of the brain involved in fear and emotion were deactivated.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <b>Don't be scared of sex!</b> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This from a child who has yet to reach puberty ... <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This from a "man" old enough to be my grandfather <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    but really let's be civil ): <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Make that <i>great</i> grandfather, and you've got a deal. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    my great grandfather's dead, though if you did the same, this time i wouldn't cry as much
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 20 2005, 10:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 20 2005, 10:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 20 2005, 06:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 20 2005, 06:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 20 2005, 10:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 20 2005, 10:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 20 2005, 06:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 20 2005, 06:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 20 2005, 10:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 20 2005, 10:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->When women genuinely achieved an orgasm, areas of the brain involved in fear and emotion were deactivated.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <b>Don't be scared of sex!</b> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This from a child who has yet to reach puberty ... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This from a "man" old enough to be my grandfather

    but really let's be civil ): <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Make that <i>great</i> grandfather, and you've got a deal. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    my great grandfather's dead, though if you did the same, this time i wouldn't cry as much<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nice edit, but I already caught the original and took a screenie.

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    Not if I have anything to say about it. My daddy's 82 and can run circles around me, and I've got his young genes. :

    Besides, If I followed suit you'd have to give up chasing me around these fora, and you'd be bored. And lonely.
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 20 2005, 06:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 20 2005, 06:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Nice edit, but I already caught the original and took a screenie. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i know, it's really sad that i get more clever and clever as i post, right?
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  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    back on topic, I enjoy the scientific method of orgasmic debunking. now the only thing we need are portable hand held MRI scanners and we males will be set. though we'll most likely end up setting those MRI's up in a hidden place above our beds. yes... because we're all paranoid of whether or not our women are enjoying themselves.

    /me rubs chin
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    Just curious though, how do scientists find these things out? Does one go "oh yeah I think I'll look at Playboy in this time machine I'm making..."
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  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    Even if you did somehow disguise the MRI machine as being part of your room, the lound banging noise it emits when its operating would kinda ruin the moment...
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  • BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
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    It's kinda hard to keep an erection with a circus clown in a barrel on the other side of the room...

    *sips some Vodka*

    Isn't it sir.


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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    There are 6 different methods of performing a brains scan, only one of which is an MRI. Unless I missed it in the article I'd tend to think they used a CAT Scan, which would be relatively quiet. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-6john+Jun 20 2005, 08:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (6john @ Jun 20 2005, 08:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> as far as you know... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oooh Burn.
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  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-WaterBoy+Jun 20 2005, 09:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WaterBoy @ Jun 20 2005, 09:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Even if you did somehow disguise the MRI machine as being part of your room, the lound banging noise it emits when its operating would kinda ruin the moment... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hm. Loud banging noises you say? Combined with loud moans that can be disguised <i>very</i> easily.
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    For the furtherment of science, I humbly volunteer to take part in this experiment. A selfless act, I know, but it must be done.
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