<!--QuoteBegin-article title+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (article title)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Faked orgasms don't fool brain scans<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Is anyone honestly surprised about this? They might as well have said "Science concludes: fake orgasms don't make you feel as good as real ones". No [excrement], genius. Get bored of solving the whole "cancer" thing, hmm?
<!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Jun 20 2005, 10:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 20 2005, 10:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> For the furtherment of science, I humbly volunteer to take part in this experiment. A selfless act, I know, but it must be done. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I'll video tape the process so we can come back to it later and recall the scenes. I think I'll call it... <i>porn.</i> Yes, that sounds about right, nice and scientificy.
<!--QuoteBegin-BulletHead+Jun 20 2005, 09:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BulletHead @ Jun 20 2005, 09:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron White from Blue Collar 2+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ron White from Blue Collar 2)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
It's kinda hard to keep an erection with a circus clown in a barrel on the other side of the room...
*sips some Vodka*
Isn't it sir.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> That is the funniest damn thing I have ever seen -- especially when you are slightly inhibernated.
LikuI, am the Somberlain.Join Date: 2003-01-10Member: 12128Members
<!--QuoteBegin-SoulSkorpion+Jun 20 2005, 08:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Jun 20 2005, 08:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-article title+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (article title)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Faked orgasms don't fool brain scans<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Is anyone honestly surprised about this? They might as well have said "Science concludes: fake orgasms don't make you feel as good as real ones". No [excrement], genius. Get bored of solving the whole "cancer" thing, hmm? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> But that's not the purpose of the article.
<!--QuoteBegin-MalkavianGirl+Jun 20 2005, 10:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MalkavianGirl @ Jun 20 2005, 10:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BulletHead+Jun 20 2005, 09:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BulletHead @ Jun 20 2005, 09:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron White from Blue Collar 2+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ron White from Blue Collar 2)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
It's kinda hard to keep an erection with a circus clown in a barrel on the other side of the room...
*sips some Vodka*
Isn't it sir.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> That is the funniest damn thing I have ever seen -- especially when you are slightly inhibernated. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Duh... Ron White = Pwnage Comedian!
LikuI, am the Somberlain.Join Date: 2003-01-10Member: 12128Members
edited June 2005
<!--QuoteBegin-BulletHead+Jun 20 2005, 07:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BulletHead @ Jun 20 2005, 07:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron White from Blue Collar 2+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ron White from Blue Collar 2)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->It's kinda hard to keep an erection with a circus clown in a barrel on the other side of the room...
*sips some Vodka*
Isn't it sir.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> There's more set-up to this though, it made it funnier for me.
<!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 20 2005, 06:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 20 2005, 06:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Besides, If I followed suit you'd have to give up chasing me around these fora, and you'd be bored. And lonely.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> it's comical that you'd flatter yourself into thinking i'm hunting down all of your posts and replying to them. i'm 13 year old and it's summertime, so naturally i won't have as much time as, say, a senile 90 year old person rotting in his wheelchair. <img src='http://img276.echo.cx/img276/8200/oldlol2vm.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 21 2005, 12:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 21 2005, 12:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 20 2005, 06:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 20 2005, 06:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Besides, If I followed suit you'd have to give up chasing me around these fora, and you'd be bored. And lonely.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> it's comical that you'd flatter yourself into thinking i'm hunting down all of your posts and replying to them. i'm 13 year old and it's summertime, so naturally i won't have as much time as, say, a senile 90 year old person rotting in his wheelchair. <img src='http://img276.echo.cx/img276/8200/oldlol2vm.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> @__@ SHOCK!
<!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Jun 20 2005, 09:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Jun 20 2005, 09:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 21 2005, 12:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 21 2005, 12:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 20 2005, 06:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 20 2005, 06:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Besides, If I followed suit you'd have to give up chasing me around these fora, and you'd be bored. And lonely.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> it's comical that you'd flatter yourself into thinking i'm hunting down all of your posts and replying to them. i'm 13 year old and it's summertime, so naturally i won't have as much time as, say, a senile 90 year old person rotting in his wheelchair. <img src='http://img276.echo.cx/img276/8200/oldlol2vm.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> @__@ SHOCK! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> the Y key was always a little faulty on my keyboard
<!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 21 2005, 12:35 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 21 2005, 12:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Jun 20 2005, 09:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Jun 20 2005, 09:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 21 2005, 12:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 21 2005, 12:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 20 2005, 06:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 20 2005, 06:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Besides, If I followed suit you'd have to give up chasing me around these fora, and you'd be bored. And lonely.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> it's comical that you'd flatter yourself into thinking i'm hunting down all of your posts and replying to them. i'm 13 year old and it's summertime, so naturally i won't have as much time as, say, a senile 90 year old person rotting in his wheelchair. <img src='http://img276.echo.cx/img276/8200/oldlol2vm.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> @__@ SHOCK! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> the Y key was always a little faulty on my keyboard <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Yeah but you barely notice when you read it. If you read it.
<!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Jun 20 2005, 09:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Jun 20 2005, 09:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 21 2005, 12:35 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 21 2005, 12:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Jun 20 2005, 09:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Jun 20 2005, 09:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 21 2005, 12:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 21 2005, 12:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 20 2005, 06:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 20 2005, 06:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Besides, If I followed suit you'd have to give up chasing me around these fora, and you'd be bored. And lonely.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> it's comical that you'd flatter yourself into thinking i'm hunting down all of your posts and replying to them. i'm 13 year old and it's summertime, so naturally i won't have as much time as, say, a senile 90 year old person rotting in his wheelchair. <img src='http://img276.echo.cx/img276/8200/oldlol2vm.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> @__@ SHOCK! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> the Y key was always a little faulty on my keyboard <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Yeah but you barely notice when you read it. If you read it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Read what?
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Is anyone honestly surprised about this? They might as well have said "Science concludes: fake orgasms don't make you feel as good as real ones". No [excrement], genius. Get bored of solving the whole "cancer" thing, hmm?
I'll video tape the process so we can come back to it later and recall the scenes. I think I'll call it... <i>porn.</i> Yes, that sounds about right, nice and scientificy.
It's kinda hard to keep an erection with a circus clown in a barrel on the other side of the room...
*sips some Vodka*
Isn't it sir.
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That is the funniest damn thing I have ever seen -- especially when you are slightly inhibernated.
Is anyone honestly surprised about this? They might as well have said "Science concludes: fake orgasms don't make you feel as good as real ones". No [excrement], genius. Get bored of solving the whole "cancer" thing, hmm? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
But that's not the purpose of the article.
It's kinda hard to keep an erection with a circus clown in a barrel on the other side of the room...
*sips some Vodka*
Isn't it sir.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That is the funniest damn thing I have ever seen -- especially when you are slightly inhibernated. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Duh... Ron White = Pwnage Comedian!
*sips some Vodka*
Isn't it sir.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
There's more set-up to this though, it made it funnier for me.
it's comical that you'd flatter yourself into thinking i'm hunting down all of your posts and replying to them. i'm 13 year old and it's summertime, so naturally i won't have as much time as, say, a senile 90 year old person rotting in his wheelchair. <img src='http://img276.echo.cx/img276/8200/oldlol2vm.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
it's comical that you'd flatter yourself into thinking i'm hunting down all of your posts and replying to them. i'm 13 year old and it's summertime, so naturally i won't have as much time as, say, a senile 90 year old person rotting in his wheelchair. <img src='http://img276.echo.cx/img276/8200/oldlol2vm.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
@__@ SHOCK!
it's comical that you'd flatter yourself into thinking i'm hunting down all of your posts and replying to them. i'm 13 year old and it's summertime, so naturally i won't have as much time as, say, a senile 90 year old person rotting in his wheelchair. <img src='http://img276.echo.cx/img276/8200/oldlol2vm.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
@__@ SHOCK! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
the Y key was always a little faulty on my keyboard
it's comical that you'd flatter yourself into thinking i'm hunting down all of your posts and replying to them. i'm 13 year old and it's summertime, so naturally i won't have as much time as, say, a senile 90 year old person rotting in his wheelchair. <img src='http://img276.echo.cx/img276/8200/oldlol2vm.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
@__@ SHOCK! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
the Y key was always a little faulty on my keyboard <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah but you barely notice when you read it. If you read it.
it's comical that you'd flatter yourself into thinking i'm hunting down all of your posts and replying to them. i'm 13 year old and it's summertime, so naturally i won't have as much time as, say, a senile 90 year old person rotting in his wheelchair. <img src='http://img276.echo.cx/img276/8200/oldlol2vm.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
@__@ SHOCK! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
the Y key was always a little faulty on my keyboard <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah but you barely notice when you read it. If you read it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Read what?