<!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Jun 15 2005, 04:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Jun 15 2005, 04:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Jun 15 2005, 01:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Jun 15 2005, 01:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> NO WAY I THOUGHT SHE JUST LAYED THERE COMATOSE FOR FUN <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <b>What <i>Wouldn't</i> You Do to Get on National Television?</b> An article by Kevin Tran. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> That really would have been awesome if she were pulling a publicity stunt and then tried to sell us something.
<!--QuoteBegin-KGB Garal+Jun 15 2005, 07:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KGB Garal @ Jun 15 2005, 07:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That really would have been awesome if she were pulling a publicity stunt and then tried to sell us something. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> "Oh she’s waking up zoom in!"
All the major news networks in America are broadcasting live, prime time TV is interrupted, local news cuts into the regular feed with the "Breaking News": Terri Schiavo is waking up!
She opens her eyes slowly, you can hear a pin drop as she sits up in her bed and all the cameras zoom in to hear her first words, her family is crowded around her shedding tears of pure joy.
She leans forward and dramatically sniffs both her arm pits, then smiles and says "Sure brand deodorant, still good after 15 years!”
<!--QuoteBegin-Liku+Jun 15 2005, 08:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Jun 15 2005, 08:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> They should have set her up in a booth and for $1, you got to throw a baseball at her face. That would have been a cool way to go out. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <img src='http://www.hosting.nsagames.com/drfuzzy/pic/rofl.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
I wana die in some cool way, the funnier the better. I want people to be like: OMG LOL HE JUST DIED BY FLYING POTATO or something <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-BukakkeSake+Jun 15 2005, 02:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BukakkeSake @ Jun 15 2005, 02:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I for one am truly tired of the Terri Schavo TV drama
Truth of the matter is its none of our god damn business.
Though i did laugh when I saw all those goofy faces crying out THEY KILLED TERRY GHAA hhaaa haaa. THEY KILLED HER. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I'm actually tired of all the TV 'drama', from Scott Peterson (or maybe it's Pederson?) to OJ Simpson, I've had enough of that crap. There's a reason I only get my news from the Daily Show (and that's just as rare as regular news for me, right now). If they publicize crap like that (or the girl who was possibly killed by her parents (Ramsi), or the missing intern (Levi), or anything else) they should show equal attention to all the other murders, missing persons, adulteries and 'assisted' (if you call being turned back the the way nature would have you without technology "assisted"...) suicide.
I'm sick of celebrity treatment. Like Brad Pitt's all special for dancing around poor people in Africa in his brand name close, but the person making $45,000 a year, donating $100 a month gets jack from the media (basically all expendable cash). Or if a celebrity murders someone (or is involved) it's more important than someone else's death.
Maybe someone would say "but the celebrity's future could affect me." So could local deaths, even national deaths. But "OMG, they might need to cast someone else/my team will need to draft a new player" and people go ape-[bleep] for some reason I don't understand. I can see how someone might care a bit more about OJ Simpson than a bum that lives in the dumpster next to them, but they should at least pay minimal respects to all dead and suspects instead of this crappy "celebrities get ratings, film them!" crap.
It's not Christians, it's just idiots.
My rule: if you've never met them in real-life, and they don't know your name don't bother them or their family upon misfortune.
This problem is easily filtered by specifiying in your will various precautionary edicts which will protect your possible infamy or anonynimity through carefully written instructions upon death. "If I become a vegetable, keep me on the machine until the money runs out"/"don't put me on a machine"/"sell all your clothes and donate blood every day to keep me on the machine"/etc.
[and for similar things like "If my cousin ever shoots my dog in the foot, their inheiritance is halved..."]
Oh my god, have you guys checked out some of those extreme right wing blogs?
Massive baloney ensued. Apparently the weight of the brain doesn't matter, nor the fact that she is blind, in fact, none of those written in the report meant anything..
What's really amusing is Bush knows he made a mistake by getting involved XD
Sucks to be you Busch!
BTW- the size of ones brain truely means nothing- it's the fact that over HALF the neurons in her brain were DEAD that meant something! If only say, 10% of her brain had died, I would understand. But the human body can NOT come back from loosing over HALF the neurons in the brain!
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<!--QuoteBegin-DrSuredeath+Jun 15 2005, 09:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DrSuredeath @ Jun 15 2005, 09:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh my god, have you guys checked out some of those extreme right wing blogs?
Massive baloney ensued. Apparently the weight of the brain doesn't matter, nor the fact that she is blind, in fact, none of those written in the report meant anything.. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Link?
I just heard on the news that her parents refuse to believe the autopsy results and insist that she was not in a permanent vegitative state.. Some people just can't move on I guess.
Now that I've whipped up some hate for mass meda... Who wants to go firebomb the CNN headquarters? Anyone? Fox News? I'm sure some of you will be down for that.
<b>Edit:</b> Should probably insert a joke disclaimer here.
Fox News might come across this and label the NSF as a terrorist sleeper cell.
<!--QuoteBegin-pardzh+Jun 15 2005, 11:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pardzh @ Jun 15 2005, 11:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Now that I've whipped up some hate for mass meda... Who wants to go firebomb the CNN headquarters? Anyone? Fox News? I'm sure some of you will be down for that.
<b>Edit:</b> Should probably insert a joke disclaimer here.
Fox News might come across this and label the NSF as a terrorist sleeper cell. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> ROFL.... pardzh :-)
<!--QuoteBegin-pardzh+Jun 16 2005, 12:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pardzh @ Jun 16 2005, 12:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Now that I've whipped up some hate for mass meda... Who wants to go firebomb the CNN headquarters? Anyone? Fox News? I'm sure some of you will be down for that.
<b>Edit:</b> Should probably insert a joke disclaimer here.
Fox News might come across this and label the NSF as a terrorist sleeper cell. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Shh, don't let the infidels know what we're planning.
<!--QuoteBegin-Nil IQ+Jun 16 2005, 06:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil IQ @ Jun 16 2005, 06:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pardzh+Jun 16 2005, 12:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pardzh @ Jun 16 2005, 12:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Now that I've whipped up some hate for mass meda... Who wants to go firebomb the CNN headquarters? Anyone? Fox News? I'm sure some of you will be down for that.
<b>Edit:</b> Should probably insert a joke disclaimer here.
Fox News might come across this and label the NSF as a terrorist sleeper cell. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Shh, don't let the infidels know what we're planning. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Nuke President Assassinate Starbucks
...?
Oh no, the CIA's got me!
[edit: and pffft, I missed the "In this year of my post number WW1 started"...]
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<b>What <i>Wouldn't</i> You Do to Get on National Television?</b>
An article by Kevin Tran. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
That really would have been awesome if she were pulling a publicity stunt and then tried to sell us something.
"Oh she’s waking up zoom in!"
All the major news networks in America are broadcasting live, prime time TV is interrupted, local news cuts into the regular feed with the "Breaking News": Terri Schiavo is waking up!
She opens her eyes slowly, you can hear a pin drop as she sits up in her bed and all the cameras zoom in to hear her first words, her family is crowded around her shedding tears of pure joy.
She leans forward and dramatically sniffs both her arm pits, then smiles and says "Sure brand deodorant, still good after 15 years!”
Take that Jeb!
<img src='http://www.hosting.nsagames.com/drfuzzy/pic/rofl.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
I wana die in some cool way, the funnier the better. I want people to be like: OMG LOL HE JUST DIED BY FLYING POTATO or something <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Truth of the matter is its none of our god damn business.
Though i did laugh when I saw all those goofy faces crying out THEY KILLED TERRY GHAA hhaaa haaa. THEY KILLED HER. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm actually tired of all the TV 'drama', from Scott Peterson (or maybe it's Pederson?) to OJ Simpson, I've had enough of that crap. There's a reason I only get my news from the Daily Show (and that's just as rare as regular news for me, right now). If they publicize crap like that (or the girl who was possibly killed by her parents (Ramsi), or the missing intern (Levi), or anything else) they should show equal attention to all the other murders, missing persons, adulteries and 'assisted' (if you call being turned back the the way nature would have you without technology "assisted"...) suicide.
I'm sick of celebrity treatment. Like Brad Pitt's all special for dancing around poor people in Africa in his brand name close, but the person making $45,000 a year, donating $100 a month gets jack from the media (basically all expendable cash). Or if a celebrity murders someone (or is involved) it's more important than someone else's death.
Maybe someone would say "but the celebrity's future could affect me." So could local deaths, even national deaths. But "OMG, they might need to cast someone else/my team will need to draft a new player" and people go ape-[bleep] for some reason I don't understand. I can see how someone might care a bit more about OJ Simpson than a bum that lives in the dumpster next to them, but they should at least pay minimal respects to all dead and suspects instead of this crappy "celebrities get ratings, film them!" crap.
It's not Christians, it's just idiots.
My rule: if you've never met them in real-life, and they don't know your name don't bother them or their family upon misfortune.
This problem is easily filtered by specifiying in your will various precautionary edicts which will protect your possible infamy or anonynimity through carefully written instructions upon death. "If I become a vegetable, keep me on the machine until the money runs out"/"don't put me on a machine"/"sell all your clothes and donate blood every day to keep me on the machine"/etc.
[and for similar things like "If my cousin ever shoots my dog in the foot, their inheiritance is halved..."]
Massive baloney ensued. Apparently the weight of the brain doesn't matter, nor the fact that she is blind, in fact, none of those written in the report meant anything..
Sucks to be you Busch!
BTW- the size of ones brain truely means nothing- it's the fact that over HALF the neurons in her brain were DEAD that meant something! If only say, 10% of her brain had died, I would understand. But the human body can NOT come back from loosing over HALF the neurons in the brain!
Massive baloney ensued. Apparently the weight of the brain doesn't matter, nor the fact that she is blind, in fact, none of those written in the report meant anything.. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Link?
Bologna for the win.
<b>Edit:</b> Should probably insert a joke disclaimer here.
Fox News might come across this and label the NSF as a terrorist sleeper cell.
<img src='http://www.visualwalkthroughs.com/deusex/airfield1/DeusEx-2003-11-17-17-29-00-.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<b>Edit:</b> Should probably insert a joke disclaimer here.
Fox News might come across this and label the NSF as a terrorist sleeper cell. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
ROFL.... pardzh :-)
<b>Edit:</b> Should probably insert a joke disclaimer here.
Fox News might come across this and label the NSF as a terrorist sleeper cell. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Shh, don't let the infidels know what we're planning.
<b>Edit:</b> Should probably insert a joke disclaimer here.
Fox News might come across this and label the NSF as a terrorist sleeper cell. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Shh, don't let the infidels know what we're planning. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Nuke
President
Assassinate
Starbucks
...?
Oh no, the CIA's got me!
[edit: and pffft, I missed the "In this year of my post number WW1 started"...]