You Meet A Drop Dead Gorgeous Babe, But...
<div class="IPBDescription">Her perfume/cologne/eu de` toilette SUX</div> Ever meet a woman/girl/babe/chick that is drop-dead gorgeous, I mean a friggin perfect TEN in every respect, but the perfume/cologne she's wearing absolutely nauseates you?
I mean, WTH are you supposed to do? You've absolutely <b>GOT </b>to get to second base with this chick but she's so odiforous you find her repulsive. Do you dare tell her her perfume reeks? Risk her telling you to drop dead by (tactfully) telling her you dislike her perfume? Is there an GOOD answer for this dilemma?!?!? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I mean, WTH are you supposed to do? You've absolutely <b>GOT </b>to get to second base with this chick but she's so odiforous you find her repulsive. Do you dare tell her her perfume reeks? Risk her telling you to drop dead by (tactfully) telling her you dislike her perfume? Is there an GOOD answer for this dilemma?!?!? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Buy her some perfume ;D
I think the thing to do is not to say anything about it, til' you are close, so close.
Ahahaha that's great
Thread.
Ever.
XD
If it tastes like fish, grab a dish?
If it tastes like human, keep on exhumin'?
...hey, these are pretty fun.
2) Where did you guys get that avatar?
No doubt you're correct, but WTH do I do in the interim?
Where is Cyndane when I need her? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> I need input from the fairer sex ...
No doubt you're correct, but WTH do I do in the interim? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hold your breath.
It's not the same thing, but one of my sister's boyfriends had cheesy feet. I mean <i>really</i> cheesy, as in his foot odour would set off fire alarms. I don't think she ever got anything done about it, though. There probably wasn't anything she <i>could</i> do.
its all about <3
Roses are red,
You are real fit.
But oh my god,
Your perfume is shi-
Yeah, you get the idea.
Not a bad idea, but all the perfumes I like are high dollar.
I mean come on, spring $50 or $60 for something she may not even like?!?!?
its all about <3 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
It was probably easier for you, though, since you didn't gag whenever she put on some perfume (presumably).
First of all there actually is a perfume out there that isn't god awful and all of us women do buy it quite frequently.
No matter what they say, Victoria's Secret (any of theirs) always smell at worst decent, at best awesome.
Therefore, go out and buy a small bottle for her, (costs like 8 bucks) and there you have it. Problem solved and she will enjoy it as well (I know i like the Very Sexy for Her).
Then get invited round her house and 'accidently' knock the perfume bottle on the floor. Then you get to replace it with your own fave perfume after you apologise.
Then get invited round her house and 'accidently' knock the perfume bottle on the floor. Then you get to replace it with your own fave perfume after you apologise. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
But then that area will smell like perfume for a long time, and he won't want to be around that.
Yea honestly, does she roll around in horse **** or something, how sure are you its perfume?
2) Where did you guys get that avatar?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
1) Good idea.
2) I wish I could remember cuz I get asked that at least daily ...
<!--QuoteBegin-Zel May 18 2005+ 01:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zel May 18 2005 @ 01:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
i met a beautiful girl, and i did that and now she loves me, and my life is good.
its all about <3 <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
She wasnt' wearing dimestore perfume either, was she?
<!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane May 18 2005+ 02:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane May 18 2005 @ 02:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
Here I come to the rescue Depot.
First of all there actually is a perfume out there that isn't god awful and all of us women do buy it quite frequently.
No matter what they say, Victoria's Secret (any of theirs) always smell at worst decent, at best awesome.
Therefore, go out and buy a small bottle for her, (costs like 8 bucks) and there you have it. Problem solved and she will enjoy it as well (I know i like the Very Sexy for Her). <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Best idea EVAR! I love shoppin V.S. and I'll sppring for 8 bucks.
<!--QuoteBegin-Black Viper May 18 2005+ 02:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Black Viper May 18 2005 @ 02:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
Breath thru your mouth, and bare with it, sooner or later you'll get used to it... If shes hot enough, you can work thru anything to get what you want... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Good idea, but I'm paranoid about breathing through my mouth. See, I do a lot of outside work around my house, and there's hundreds of bugs and gnats flyin around and I normally swallow a couple of dozen every time cuz I forgot to breathe through my nose, etc ...
<!--QuoteBegin-pardzh May 18 2005+ 03:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pardzh May 18 2005 @ 03:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
That must be some awful perfume to put you off of a Perfect Ten, man. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Trust me, it was. And I'm not overly sensitive to odors, except anti-freeze cuz a radiator exploded on me once and I got burned, but that's another topic.
<!--QuoteBegin-reasa May 18 2005+ 03:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa May 18 2005 @ 03:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
QUOTE (pardzh @ May 18 2005, 02:00 PM)
That must be some awful perfume to put you off of a Perfect Ten, man.
Yea honestly, does she roll around in horse **** or something, how sure are you its perfume? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
No doubt in my mind it's her perfume. Cheap **** dimestore perfume. Suffice it to say I just couldn't imagine kissing her, let alone trekking south of the Equator. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->